I am slowly learning that some people are not good for me, no matter how much I love them. I deserve someone who is gentle and kind, because my soul is getting tired. Realizing that I deserve something good is one of the first steps.
I cannot think of any better ways to cheat in chess. Like how?? Do you slide in extra pieces onto the board?? My inquisitor and I are kinda dumb at this game, so this is the only trick we can think of haha
Seriously stop. You guys call yourself shippers but do you even care about them as a person? Baekhyun is a guy, a man, a boy call him whatever you want but he is not a girl get that through your thick head. If you are really his fan you would know that he stated multiple of time that he is a man. He is manly. Baekhyun is not a “fragile, delicate princess” who needs his “boyfriend” to protect him. He did freaking hapkido ffs. I was fine with you guys shipping them but sometimes shippers are taking it too far. Making up rumors of them? Like the only reason baekhyun might be limping is because he did “something” with chanyeol. Not because he was dancing his ass off on stage doing what he likes to do. What is wrong with just using real moments of them to spazz. Why must you make something up? Sometimes you guys just like to jump to conclusion without even knowing if its real or not. That hand on baekhyun’s skechers video? Well newsflash its not chanyeol’s. If they are really gay then good for them but dont push your fantasies on someone when they themselves didn’t confirm shit. Some of you talk like you are so sure they are gay. So what if baekhyun and chanyeol wants to follow some girl on ig. Its their life. If you want to be a shipper, be a fun one not a delusional one.
An Actual Human Female™ was in the women’s toilets at work just now. It’s a rare and beautiful sight around these parts, so I’m thinking, be cool, just be normal, don’t say anything weird.
So she looks at me, probably because I’m staring at her like she’s a mythical creature, and she’s rubbing lotion on her arms, and mentioned something about moisturiser. And this is it, perhaps a little outside my comfort zone of acceptable topics but I’m ready to roll with it, don’t fuck it up, be normal, here goes.. “it um, it puts the moisture on the skin?”
And it’s game over because suddenly I’m Buffalo Bill and I’m even making myself uncomfortable. I probably shouldn’t have followed it up with a handful of mumbled apologies and an awkward look that I can only assume she thought was me assessing her skin for use in a woman suit. Needless to say, head down l, I marched straight out of that bathroom