What’s your name?
Darren, do you by any chance play football?


How to cheat in chess by Artemis Trevelyan

I cannot think of any better ways to cheat in chess. Like how?? Do you slide in extra pieces onto the board?? My inquisitor and I are kinda dumb at this game, so this is the only trick we can think of haha

things I've learnt in 2016;

don’t beg to be someone’s priority, if they don’t prioritize you it’s their loss

Trust is easily broken & hard to rebuild

Love isn’t a feeling, it’s a conscious choice that needs to be made daily

Everything happens for a reason

The only thing better than having 1 dog is having 2

Not everyone is rooting for you, it’s totally okay, just keep rooting for yourself

Building a blanket fort is indeed therapeutic

don’t compare your chapter 6 to someone else’s chapter 13

Eating nachos & watching friends makes everything better

Removing toxic relationships from your life is important


Seriously stop. You guys call yourself shippers but do you even care about them as a person? Baekhyun is a guy, a man, a boy call him whatever you want but he is not a girl get that through your thick head. If you are really his fan you would know that he stated multiple of time that he is a man. He is manly. Baekhyun is not a “fragile, delicate princess” who needs his “boyfriend” to protect him. He did freaking hapkido ffs. I was fine with you guys shipping them but sometimes shippers are taking it too far. Making up rumors of them? Like the only reason baekhyun might be limping is because he did “something” with chanyeol. Not because he was dancing his ass off on stage doing what he likes to do. What is wrong with just using real moments of them to spazz. Why must you make something up? Sometimes you guys just like to jump to conclusion without even knowing if its real or not. That hand on baekhyun’s skechers video? Well newsflash its not chanyeol’s. If they are really gay then good for them but dont push your fantasies on someone when they themselves didn’t confirm shit. Some of you talk like you are so sure they are gay. So what if baekhyun and chanyeol wants to follow some girl on ig. Its their life. If you want to be a shipper, be a fun one not a delusional one.

okay there’s this piano piece i’m trying to identify but i’ve gotten nowhere with it

  • it sounds like it’s from the romantic era, but might also be contemporary
  • it’s in either b minor or b flat minor, and most likely in ¾ or another triple meter
  • i know for sure it isn’t by chopin even though it sounds like it 
  • it’s kinda longish and has a fuckton of impossible runs 
  • it’s super fast and keeps getting faster and faster as it goes on (i don’t remember the ending though)
  • the beginning starts with one chord, which most likely contains a g
  • then the right hand has all these impossible runs and the left hand has a few chords that aren’t nearly as hard
  • there’s a section that has these weird octave leaps and a theme kinda like the picture somewhere below (with really fast notes all over the place at the same time)

can anyone help me out?

An Actual Human Female™ was in the women’s toilets at work just now. It’s a rare and beautiful sight around these parts, so I’m thinking, be cool, just be normal, don’t say anything weird.

So she looks at me, probably because I’m staring at her like she’s a mythical creature, and she’s rubbing lotion on her arms, and mentioned something about moisturiser. And this is it, perhaps a little outside my comfort zone of acceptable topics but I’m ready to roll with it, don’t fuck it up, be normal, here goes.. “it um, it puts the moisture on the skin?” 

Originally posted by yourreactiongifs

And it’s game over because suddenly I’m Buffalo Bill and I’m even making myself uncomfortable. I probably shouldn’t have followed it up with a handful of mumbled apologies and an awkward look that I can only assume she thought was me assessing her skin for use in a woman suit. Needless to say, head down l, I marched straight out of that bathroom

Originally posted by halloweenhorrorsqueen


These are pictures of Chalo running a race against himself, and I have good news: he’s winning.