The cinnamon roll headcanons,
this time with @treflev because our imagination is on a fucking spree and I need to share the goodness:
- Emil’s student flat front door is always unlocked, anyone can come in and use the shelter
- There’s a sign above the door saying “Neodejdeš s blbou náladou” (”No one’s leaving in a bad mood”) and Emil is especially strict about this, he becomes aggresively nice if he notices you feel like shit and want to leave
- Emil finding his friends sleeping on his couch at 6am and not minding it a bit
- Emil finding his friends making out with strangers on his couch at 3am and not minding it a bit (probably offering them a beer or something)
- Emil finding someone’s gun under his couch and being extremely furious about it. Zero toleration of guns and drugs at his place.
- Once he hears a girl say “No” and the guy touches her just once more, the boy’s probably dead by now.
- If a girl abuses a boy like this, Emil calmly but firmly grabs the back of her collar like a kitten and throws her out.
- Emil’s able to climb to a second floor and get to your flat through the window if he thinks something’s not right with you, especially if you don’t answer his calls for some time
- One time he was trying to do this and the neighbours called police thinking he was a thief (no one can blame them lol) Emil spent a night at the police station before the friend he tried to “rob” explained everything
- Another time he was scared about a friend, broke into their flat and found out they were just on vacation.
- Emil sending them pictures with their plants saying “I watered all your babies!”
- “How could you leave your children home alone? Bad parent!” was probably the next message
- Emil taking one of the plants home with him to take care of it
- Emil bringing the plant everywhere with him, sending his friend pictures of them doing various things together
- “We had spaghetti for dinner, Pete liked it!”
- “Watching Toy Story right now! Pete the Plant approves!”
- “Pete’s skating for the first time!”
- Emil bringing Pete the Plant for a competition with him and makes all the famous skaters take a pic with the fucking plant