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anonymous asked:

I've seen you say a couple times that you don't see or that you're disabled. Do you mind talking about it? I ask because I am an aspiring writer and it is really hard for me. I wanted to know how you managed or what it was like?

I don’t mind talking about it. It’s something that made me who I am.

When I was about 12, my health sort of started to eat itself. I suddenly had a ton of allergies, and there were days I couldn’t get out of bed. I got sick all the time. In freshman year of high school, I suddenly couldn’t see. For a long time a thing had been going on in my eyes, but I guess I didn’t think it was abnormal until it made it impossible for me to see. Basically this hole was kind of growing in my eyes, but it was more like a rainbow.

When I started having trouble with colors and detail vision, my mom freaked out a bit, because at the time, I was an award winning artist who had ideas of going to college for art. Then I started tripping over things, hitting my head, having trouble with depth perception. Then I got sick, and I mean sick.

I spent about 23 hours a day in bed. I had almost constant migraines. I had pain in my entire body. My skin turned yellow. I went to every kind of doctor you can think of and was tested for everything there is. One day, I had about 12 vials of blood drawn. No one knew what was wrong. The eyes weren’t that big a deal at first, because it seemed like I might have something really serious. The first couple of eye doctors I went to kind of looked at me and said “Oh it’s nothing big.” I actually had one guy tell me that my brain was just shutting off my eyes because I wasn’t using them properly. Yeah.

Then finally, my mom took me to a friend of our family who happened to be an eye surgeon. She did a free exam. I’ll never forget it because it was the first time anyone believed me. I’d been told by doctor after doctor that there was nothing wrong with me. I’d been referred to therapists, told I needed depression meds, told I was just going through a phase or needed attention. Then this doctor put on her head gear, looked into my eyes…took off the head gear…got new head gear…looked into my eyes…took off the headgear…got hand held tools…looked into my eyes…and then stared at me with her mouth hanging open.

“I can’t see the back of your eye,” she said. And suddenly the world simultaneously healed itself and flipped upside-fucking-down for me.

Then it was all about my eyes, the one symptom we could see happening. The one that was the most dangerous. But by then it was too late.

What happened is pretty simple: I apparently have some weird recessive DNA. It triggers certain bizarre immune issues at puberty. My immune system decided to attack my body. The eyes are a delicately balanced system. They show symptoms first. My immune system attacked them with a vengeance. They swelled up like balloons. Normal eye pressure is about 14-17. Mine was at a 22 at its best. It put a tremendous amount of pressure on my Retina, specifically my macula, cutting off blood flow like when you sit on your foot. You know those little shadowy things that float across your eyes? They’re called protein floaters. My eyes had produced so many of those that the doctor could not see through them. It was a fog.

They had to find a way to map my eye, to track the damage. Cue the eye exam from hell. I have always been, even before my autoimmune disorder, deathly allergic to melon. Any kind of melon. But now I was allergic to all sorts of shit, fruits vegetables, all kinds of crap. My dad is allergic to contrast dyes. So when the retinologist suggested this dye-based eye exam that is kind of like a CAT scan, my mom said “no”. See, they inject you with this dye and then they flash this weird light in your eyes. It causes the dye to glow, and then they can see the things through the fog. My mom told them I was too sensitive to stuff for that to be safe. The doc assured her they’d put a butterfly in my arm, meaning the vein would be kept open, and a syringe of benedryl was set on the counter. They’d never had anyone react, and they needed the pictures or there was nowhere to go from there.

So they put this dye into me, and it was like I’d been injected with fire, but there was no way around it, and to me, I knew they only had about 90 seconds to get the images they needed. So I sucked it up. finally the burning began to spread. Suddenly my back felt like I was being stabbed, and I suddenly couldn’t speak. I tapped my hands on my mom, then began sneezing spontaneously. My mom lifted my shirt, and I had quarter-sized hives. The nurse said “Stop sneezing on the camera”. Yeah.

My mom went ballistic. The doctor flew up the stairs and gave me the emergency meds. I slid into a dissociation state and nearly out of my chair. They had to prop me against the camera for the next couple minutes and reinject the dye. No other way, you see.

They did this test every few months for a few years.

But then there was treatment. Not much they could do, except try to get the swelling under control. Only way to do that was corticosteroid injections in the eye. Yup. A needle in the eye. No, they don’t knock you out. They numb the surface of the eye with the same numbing drops they give you for the exams and then they come at you with a needle, tell you to look down and to hold still. And you fucking do.

I was 15 when that started.

I went to experimental clinics, labs, and joined studies. I dropped out of those. Why? It’s pretty simple. The first day I came to the exams, I was kept waiting for over two hours. I was taken into a room. I was left there. No information, no talking. Suddenly a man came in followed by a group of people, all in lab coats. He started moving me around like I was a doll and talking like, “The patient presents with…the patient this, the patient that…”

I shoved him back and said, “The patient’s name is Kristina, and she is 16.”

He finished his exam, and when he left, after the students had gone, he took two Q-tips, dipped them in that pink shit your dentist uses to swab your gums before an injection, and SHOVED them under my eyelids with a cocky smirk.

The patient will never be an snotty little bitch again, I guess.

So yeah. Fuck those guys. They gave me two injections in one day, which no one had ever done before, because it was almost impossible to function with two pimple-like bubbles on your eyeballs.

Still my health was bad. Then all of a sudden, when my mom had given up, It just wasn’t anymore. Suddenly, I was fine, and all that was left were the eyes. I went back to school, except now I was blind.

In a few months, I’d lost about 80% of my perfect vision. I was photophobic. I got horrible and constant headaches. I walked with a cane. And not a single fucking teacher believed me, except my civics teacher, who had gone blind at a young age due to some other weird eye disorder, and my physics teacher who was deaf. I had teachers send me to the office for wearing my sunglasses (with a note on file). I had teachers get on my case about having an audio recorder and CD player for my books. I had teachers call me names, make fun of me, make me leave class to photocopy their notes larger, so that I missed the lecture the notes were on. I had teachers take my medications which had to be in my possession because of their time-sensitive nature and constant administration and hide them in their desks as punishment for asking questions or demanding help. I had classmates pick on me, but luckily, I was well-liked, and I was an officer in the ROTC. I even excelled there in spite of my vision, because my Captain believed in my leadership skills.

I always tell this story because I think it is funny. We had this special boot camp we got to go to if we were in the upper ranks of the ROTC. If you joined the military after high school (which I could never do) you got a higher paygrade for having gone through it. Almost like taking a couple JC classes in the military. It was grueling and all physical fitness, obstacle courses, PT, classes, guard duty…fucking blah. Our unit was allowed six participants. I sort of figured that it wasn’t really fair for me to go, even with my high rank (a company XO). To my complete fucking shock, my Captain recommended me to go, cutting out a classmate (and ex) of mine who was higher in rank. The boy went ape-shit. He went on and on about how unfair it was. He even went to the school board. My Captain made his reasons clear; he told them that the academy isn’t about military sponsorship. It’s about skills and quality. He didn’t care if I had a disability. In his eyes I had more innate ability than anyone there because I had worked so hard just to be where I was. The boy was angry. I told my Captain I appreciated the gesture, but honestly, we ought to make it fair. I told him that we should train to meet the PT standards, and that if this kid could make his, but i couldn’t make mine, he should go. I made mine. He didn’t. He complained about that too. At the last minute, we were told one extra person could come because another school had lost one. So he came anyway. The whole time he bitched about me being there. When I got there, the real military officers gave me shit like you wouldn’t believe, because they weren’t used to dealing with disabilities or recognizing that they can’t discriminate against high schoolers by law. The commander of the unit tried to dress me down in front of everybody for wearing sunglasses. I was pretty pleased with myself for telling him off but still sounding respectful. He kept saying “Take off my glasses”. I told him they weren’t his. They were mine, by law, and that if he had a problem with that, he could consult my attorney, the DOJ, and the doctor who prescribed them. He tried to fuck with me. I didn’t say anything except to ask him if he wanted me to have a migraine, because that’s what taking the glasses off means. He was so confused by me he walked away and called my Captain over. There were words. After that, he came up to me once or twice, almost like a test, to ask me if I needed him to slow down or if I was getting around alright. He wasn’t being nice. He was egging me in a condescending tone and with very bullying language. He’s a drill instructor, and you know what, that’s his job. I told him I was fine. But I made a decision: I wasn’t just going to make the female PT marks. I was going to test out of this fucking place at the male PT marks. And I fucking did. That boy…had an asthma attack on the track (I had asthma too, but I worked my ass off while he coasted on his “boyness”) and failed. At the certificate ceremony, the commander came up to me and said I had really impressed him, and that it was a shame I couldn’t enter the Navy. I thanked him, but what I wanted to say was, “Go fuck yourself and take the NAVY with you”. I ended up the Battalion XO Senior year. This would have given me a guaranteed spot in Westpoint if I could have taken it. My Captain cried when he told me he was sorry he had to give it to one of our Company XO’s. I told him that it was best for everyone, because I am not the type of person to enjoy taking orders. I had learned that about myself.

He laughed.

Around Junior year I got people to pay attention. My doctors got the DOJ and the Social Security people involved. A woman came to my school and enforced compliance in a tone of voice I’d never heard anyone but my mother use. She threatened to rain brimstone down on them if they didn’t give me what I needed, and things changed.

My parents wanted me to take a full scholarship to a local school, but I wanted to get away. So I did. I wanted to travel abroad, so i did. And when I was 19, they perfected one of the surgeries they had been working on the entire time I’d been struggling with this.

See, the injections had brought and kept the swelling down, but that meant that the fog was still there (since ocular fluid doesn’t replace), and the structures in the eye had been stretched all to shit, and were laying in my eye like melted plastic wrap. The old surgery was like a blind man hacking with a machete, but the new surgery used fluorescent dyes to track movement. Dyes that wouldn’t kill me. The old surgery had a 50-50 shot at complete loss of vision and made you lay on your face for three weeks. The new was fool proof and took 45 minutes. So, I got one eye done. They swapped out all the fluid and replaced it with saline. They peeled the distorted membrane off the macula. They stitched up my eyeball and gave me a sick metal eye patch. Looked like a fucking space pirate. It was rad.

But the blind spot is still there. The cataracts caused by the steroids are still there. The scars are there.

A few years later I had the other one done too.

My college was great. It took a lot of work getting all my reading done, about 500 pages minimum, per week, done via audio. I used to spend hours at the pool table in our residence hall, listening to my books and practicing. I got pret damn good too, at pool. It was difficult taking notes or working with a note taker. It was scary traveling by myself. It was hard to get people to understand there wasn’t anything WRONG with me. Just that my eyes don’t work even though it seems like I’m normal and fine, and like they should. People always think to be legally blind you have to be completely blind, and they think you’re not going to be able to defend yourself. I’ve been targeted by pickpockets. I’ve been followed by scary dudes. I’ve been treated like shit, laughed at, and accused by full grown adults of faking to get privileges, all because I can look at the place where their head should be and smile at the blank spot there. All because I can walk down a flight of stairs with a few neat tricks I know that have nothing to do with a cane.

But shit…you probably didn’t mean to ask for my life story. I’m going to get back to the point. My writing. What has it done for that? Like how can you be a writer if you can’t fucking see? Technology. It’s been amazing. I can use a computer same as anyone. The Kindle has been a fucking revolution for me because for the first time in a decade and a half I could read without pain and suffering. Just…all the things it does have made life so much easier than it used to be. It got me out of bad relationships with people who used my disability as a control. It gave me a little bit of confidence back. It helped me know I could handle myself.

And really, I think my vision loss had a lot to do with my writing. In some ways it gives me different perspective, sure, but it’s more than that. I was undeclared when I entered college. I didn’t know what I wanted to do. I thought about history or sociology. My mom had a degree in that and she was an English teacher. I wanted art history, but what the fuck was the point in that? Couldn’t see a damn thing. And then I had a class in poetry, and shit…That made sense. I’d always loved language and writing. Always been okay at it. Dorte stuff but never thought about doing it for a living. But then it was like yeah…yeah I’m gonna fucking do that. Just like when I decided to meet the male PT standards.

If it is in you. If you love it. If it defines you and possesses you, it does not matter how fucked up you are. You will find a way. You don’t have a choice. You are that thing. And you’ll adapt. You just have to let yourself. You have to keep pushing. You have to learn how to handle frustration. you have to train yourself into stamina. You just keep going. I’m nowhere near as successful as I want to be. I’m still going. I hope I get even better. I hope I can say things that make truth more obvious, or that help people put words to things they have always wanted to say.

I don’t need my eyes to be a fucking firestorm. That’s just me. Eyes don’t mean shit.

So keep going. Keep doing whatever you need to. Do it better and better. Bend yourself around it. People who see you struggle will think they’re lucky, but you and I know the truth: they’re not even close to the kind of strong you are. Not even a little bit.

anonymous asked:

I feel like it was overshadowed by cas and everything but...I'm so upset about Rowena??? Like, she was totally fucked over and deserved better!! The number of female characters being killed or fucked up this season (esp in the last episodes) have been ridiculous, not least because you KNOW they won't be brought back or respected like the male characters! Rowena was my favorite character and it makes me so angry to see her treated like this. I'm so tired of the way this show treats its women...

The strange thing is, I kinda feel like she’d be back before even Crowley would at this point.

I mean, I understand WHY Lucifer felt the need to kill her, since she was the only person with the power to send him back to the cage PROPERLY. She was the only real threat to him anymore. He sneered at Sam and Dean and mocked them AND Crowley.

I… kinda feel like Rowena is a survivor. Even now…

But even if she doesn’t come back, HECK SHE WAS THE ONLY ONE ON THE PLANET LUCIFER FELT WAS AN ACTUAL THREAT TO HIM. That’s a powerful position to be in.

I would love to see her back, because unlike Crowley who really did feel like we wrapped up his main story, I always felt like Rowena deserved some sort of retribution against not only the Men of Letters, but the Grand Coven. I mean she earned back some of that over s11 and in 12.11, but I would love to see those stories play out more now…

Plus, with Crowley dead, WHO IS GOING TO FEED OLIVETTE THE HAMSTER?!

Also… who’s minding Hell right now? I think there might be a serious power vacuum there…

(gosh I hope Rowena gets to come back. She was so good at surviving)

Mark: don’t!!!!

Donghyuck: oh but I might, my friend.

Mark: I’m serious

Donghyuck: WH Y

Mark: I really don’t want people to talk about my makeup tutorial obsession

Donghyuck: it’s kind of weird since you don’t really wear makeup on your time off

Mark: IT CALMS ME

anonymous asked:

I know this is a very unpopular opinion, but I think Martin/John had aged terribly during Sherlock's run. Looks like he's aged 25 years instead of 7.

Well I don’t care much about that. But he might have. And on top of that the makeup of s4 was a bit weird. They went for some natural makeup I think. Well people age differently.Martin is still cute and hot so I guess he wins. Tbh in my opinion he is getting hotter (Or I might be developing very serious daddy kinks). Maybe that’s only me. I will very much like to hear other opinions.

VIXX taking care of you when you're sick

Leo: ok so I think he might act like he knows what he’s doing, but he just ends up asking someone else, like an older person, what to do. If it’s something serious, he wouldn’t hesitate rushing you to the hospital despite your protests. However, if it’s something small like a cold, he’ll probably baby you and make sure you have enough to eat and drink. “ jagi, have you had water in the past hour?” “Do you want more soup? I’ll go make some more soup.” He’d stay by your side all day and night to make sure you’re doing okay.

 Ravi: despite his calm and cool exterior, he’ll go into full panic mother-mode as soon as he hears a groan or a complain from you. “Are you sure you don’t wanna get it checked out? I mean it might be more serious than you think…” after you assure him it’s nothing more than a cold, he still doesn’t let his guard down. Will always put your health before work or his busy schedule. 

 N: the most fun out of all of them. Will always keep you entertained and make sure you’re coughing out of laughter instead of your cold. Always has a recipe ready for when you’re not feeling so well. Won’t hesitate to get in bed with you even after you try to convince him that he will get sick as well. “I don’t care, as long as you feel better, babe.” Lost of forehead kisses and cuddles. 

 Hyuk: will probably start freaking out. Doesn’t know whether to call his parents and ask for advice, or if he should call a doctor and get medical help. He’ll always settle for comfort food and movies/music to cheer you up. Probably has stocked up on all the medicines you need, and makes sure you take them when required. Expect lots of cuddles from this one as well. 

 Hongbin: I think he also seems like the type to make you laugh when you’re sick, he can’t stand seeing you in pain. Will look up the stupidest memes and have the goofiest smile on his face when he hears you laughing. Puts his phone number as the first one for speed dial just in case you need anything while he’s away. Always drops everything and comes to your aid if you do. 

 Ken: would also freak out a little, but remain calm because he knows he needs to have a clear head. Always makes sure you’re taking the right medicines and buys you extra snacks and DVDs to pass away the time. On alert 24/7 when you need something, no matter if he’s away or cuddling next to you.

Originally posted by at-taekwoons-mercy

anonymous asked:

hey so i just saw your Tyler master post and thank you for it as it was super informative. on twitter lately there's been a massive influx of hate for ja benn saying he's rude to fans, unappreciative, snobbish, etc etc. is there anything you have to say on that? you seem rlly informed so i would like ur opinion on that matter.

I do!! I have lots to say, actually. I would first like to say thank you, nonny. I’m glad you appreciate that post.

Second, we all need to understand that players do not meet with fans for several reasons. some factors: bad days, personality, privacy matters, anxiety, exhaustion, social awkwardness, etc. and I’m not saying there aren’t any rude players bc I’m sure there are. we shouldn’t take it to heart or think bad of them, though. we don’t know everything about them as much as we’d like to say we do. we shouldn’t expect to have the same encounters from different players bc they’re not the same person

now, with Jamie, you can tell he isn’t as open with people/media in general, but that doesn’t mean he is rude and whatnot

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And there she is - part 2 (a Sehun series)

“I’m having a small get together at my place on Friday and I want you to come.” Sehun had a way of asking a question without asking a question. It was a very effective with most people and he probably would’ve thought himself to be a master manipulator if he was that self aware. But Oh Sehun was the type of man to be blissfully unaware of the effect he had on people. Floating through life, beautiful and spoiled. Getting anything he wanted.

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I Love You, Idiot // Im Jaebum

Originally posted by got7markbum

Pairing: Jaebum x Reader

Genre: Fluff, a little angst

Summary; Jaebum doesn’t reveal to you how much pain he is in - and when you find out, you’re a mix of trying to comfort him and slightly angry that he hid it from you and the other boys, too.

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Better Together

Summary: Stiles just wants to know what’s going on with Jackson.

Notes: A fic for @inell, who wanted Stiles/Danny/Jackson, and “I’m tired of being the third wheel in my best friend’s relationship, because gosh darn it I want to go on cute dates with you too!” Jackson is human in this little future fic. (On AO3)


“What the hell is going on with Jackson?”

Danny gives him a dimpled smirk. “What do you mean?”

“You know exactly what I mean,” Stiles grumbles. “You started inviting Jackson to hang out with us, because you thought he was lonely or something, but lately he’s been acting really weird.” He nudges his shoulder against Danny’s. “Like last week, when he came over to watch a movie. There was plenty of room on the couch, but he just kept giving us these weird looks, and he sat in the armchair instead.”

Danny shrugs. “Jackson’s not good at talking about anything that’s bothering him. He tends to hope other people will figure it out, so he doesn’t have to.”

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I got bored and played with Photoshop. A Romance Card in the style of the Dragon Age Keep, but for Iorveth/Iorweth from The Witcher 2

I might have a serious problem with the absence of this elf … just a tiny bit

That picture is actually for a fandom wall in my new room … you know something to be embarrassed of when people come over

You Should’ve Come To Shiratorizawa!

Originally posted by nordlige-oyene

A/N: [CHRISTMAS SENTENCE PROMPTS FIC #2] Haikyuu!! (Ushijima/Oikawa, lee Oikawa) - 18: “Are you baking something?”

Okay dear nonnie firstly: I LOVE your idea, I have never written these two and omg I couldn’t keep myself from adding my fav gif, soorry. Second: how what huh I couldn’t see the connection to the prompt sentence you chose, but oh well!!! I did it! and here it is!XD P.S. I changed the prompt a liiittle bit, only a little.

Summary: Oikawa runs into Ushijima at the mall during Christmas shopping chaos-times, and it’s gonna be an encounter to remember. //featuring merciless ler Ushijima and a super ticklish humiliated Oikawa.

Word Count: 1225


“Hey there. Are you baking something?” Oikawa wiggled his eyebrows in a flirty way at the girl who stood at the cookie stand, making samples for everyone to try. It was only two weekends before Christmas, but the entire mall was one big Christmas party already, or more like chaos.

Families, couples, everyone was going crazy with Christmas-shopping. Oikawa was going easy though. All he needed was some new aftershave for himself, and maybe something nice to snack. Why should he bother to buy Christmas presents if his loved ones had him in their lives? That alone was enough of a gift, ha.

He didn’t care he was frustrating everyone by walking very slowly through the shops, and he didn’t care people were now glaring at him when he distracted the girl from the Christmas cookie stand.

“I ehh, yes! Would you like to try?” she asked, holding up one of the sample cookies that was finished already.

“Sure! Aaaahn~” Oikawa closed his eyes and leaned forward, his mouth opening wide.

Snatch.

Both Oikawa and the girl looked up in shock when an annoyed customer in line snatched the cookie away right before he could take it in his mouth. One very tall customer… and no one else but Ushijima Wakatoshi.

“You should’ve come to Shiratorizawa. Look at what a pathetic human being you became,” Ushijima scolded, and he ate the cookie.

“One of these please.” So the jerk liked the cookie, Oikawa thought as he was pushed to the side, and he watched in shock how the petrified girl gave Ushijima a package of Christmas cookies.

“So even the great Ushiwaka does some Christmas shopping huh?” Oikawa mocked after Ushijima finished paying and stepped to the side to make room for the next customers.

“Careful. The strangest one is you after all for not doing any Christmas shopping,” Ushijima said, looking Oikawa up and down with a look of disapproval at Oikawa’s casual and nonchalant attitude.

The Seijoh captain wasn’t carrying any bags filled with Christmas stuff like everyone else, he just stood there with his hands tucked in his pockets, walking around the mall in search for the few things he needed.

“Am I strange because of that?” Oikawa snorted.

“And for not coming to Shiratorizawa.” This made Oikawa stomp his foot and he jabbed a finger at Ushijima.

“You and your forever whining! Why would I come to Shiratorifuckzawa? Never! You know why? Because you are there!” Oikawa ranted, and he shared his frustration even more with a lovely kick at Ushijima’s shopping bag. The sound of cracking cookies was heard, and Ushijima looked at him with a rather terrifying look.

“Now you’ve done it.” Oikawa’s mischief got shattered the moment Ushijima shot him that death-glare, and he froze completely when the creepy guy approached him. 

Ushijima dropped his bags, grabbed a tight hold of Oikawa who only then started to flail around to escape, and he clawed at both his sides.

“UUFFFHh- whaaat thehehe nooo!!!” Oikawa had prepared for anything, even the most random wrestling match would have been okay. But he was… tickling him? 

Having turned in his grip, Oikawa stood with his back against Ushijima who hungrily hunted for the opening in his jacket. Once he found it, his fingers ran all over Oikawa’s shirt-covered torso, wiggling, poking and squeezing.

“NO- HAHa! Why! NOhoho!” Oikawa squealed, and from his position he could see how people laughed at his predicament and oh God they were still too close to the cookie stand. 

The girl he had been flirting with earlier giggled at what would seem like a playful struggle, but Oikawa was pretty sure this was Ushijima’s death-attack, since only now he realized how humiliating this actually was.

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