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Journal 3 shitpost doodle dump part 2! (Part 1 is over here and part 3 is over here)

To be honest, I don’t think I’m done yet. There’ll probably be a part 3 as well because there’s just so much more I want to poke fun of. This book truly is the gift that keeps on giving.

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okay this is like 98% likely not going to happen but

what if the end of 2x10 is lucifer finally revealing his face to chloe. after the trial with her dad’s killer where he supported her and her mom and helped get justice to their family (i.e. why she forgives him for standing her up and comes over and they have the moment in the penthouse). they’ve overcome whatever mom tries to do to them and they’re finally here and maybe there was a kiss and maybe there wasn’t but either way lucifer has made up his mind to reveal his face to chloe

and so we see him do it

and we don’t see chloe’s face/reaction

we just see him turn back into himself and he looks the same he did with linda: that soft, hopeful smile but hearteyes x1000 because it’s chloe

and then it flickers and fades

and we still haven’t seen chloe’s face/known how she reacted

cut to black/credits

and that’s the midseason cliffhanger mERRY CHRISTMAS ASSHOLES

I’m so glad that Chloe has finally established that she absolutely does not care, in any way shape or form, what Lucifer does or with whom, that she is not jealous in any way whatsoever, in fact she doesn’t even know what jealousy is, she has never even heard of such a ridiculous concept, she is pretty sure people are making it up, at least in relation to her and her weirdo of a totally-platonic work-related not-quite-co-worker-let’s-just-say-partner-because-that’s-such-a-clear-and-unambiguous-term

well done Chloe we all believe you