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anderwelt  asked:

Alfons to Denna and Miyu to Wunibald @ opinion tag =o

Alfons -> Denna

(( CHOO CHOO HERE COMES THE TSUNDERE TRAIN ))

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life
hotness level: get away from me (is what he’d say…) | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang (is what he’d actually mean)
hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff
best quality: “She’s not helpless like you’d expect from a woman of her looks.” (AKA “I’m glad she’s not ‘all beauty and no brain’, she’s very capable and I find that impressive.”)
worst quality: “Where am I supposed to look at?!” (AKA “She should shelter herself better, there are a lot of bad people who would love to take advantage of someone like her. I’m worried.”)
ship them with: “I— I wouldn’t know!!” 
brotp them with: “C-can we just stop with the questions now?!”
needs to stay away from: “M-me!!” (AKA. “I can’t concentrate with her around. What is a man to do when someone like her walks in the room?”)
misc. thoughts: “S-she needs to take better care of herself. What’s with all her insecurities?” (AKA. “I feel like she’s gone through a lot of hurting in her life. Did someone wrong her?”)


Miyu -> Wunibald

(( AND NOW TIME FOR SOME OLD PEOPLE ACTING LIKE CHILDREN ))

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life
hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang
hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff
best quality: [I hate to admit it, but he’s more capable than he lets show. How irritating….]
worst quality: [His attitude! His lack of respect! How he feels like he can just talk back to anyone without consequences! His cigarettes!! Do I need to go on?]
ship them with: [His cigarettes!]
brotp them with: [Does he even have any friends other than his smokes?]
needs to stay away from: [The royal siblings. You’ll not only irritate their noses, but their spirits as well. Show some respect for royalty, you old mutt!]
misc. thoughts: [I find it baffling someone could have so much disrespect to spread around. Does he not care what image he’s giving beastkin? Or does he just not care? Ugh, I’ll need to talk to my uncle about his kind… is this look-down-the-nose attitude general to his kin…] 

(( Note about the last part; Due to her relations to her godfather, Rhydar, as well as her being tightly associated with beastkin for her entire life [being raised among them in her youth, etc], Miyu tends to be able to tell humans and non-humans apart relatively fast. She’d probably catch something fishy about Wunibald’s aura pretty quickly, and just wait for a confirmation pfft… ))

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