mass effect dad headcanons
  • Kaidan: cheers you on at every soccer game even though you’re horrible at it “You got this, champ!” loves to barbecue and can always tell when something’s wrong “You okay, bud?” Still wears the #1 dad t-shirt you made for him when you were little.
  • Garrus: Comes off as relaxed and let’s you go to that shady party but when you get back you have (84) missed calls from Dad and he’s pacing in the living room. Doesn’t know how to cook so just orders takeout. “Well, you’re still alive so I guess I did pretty well”
  • Mordin: “Breakfast is most important meal. Triggers metabolism and gives energy!” Only showed you educational kids shows and builds your model volcano for you. Sings in the car even though ugh dad you’re embarrassing me.
  • Anderson: “I’m not your friend, I’m your father” but actually adores you more than anything in the galaxy. Took the day off work then stayed up with you all night when you got food poisoning. The day he tells you he’s proud of you is the best you’ve ever felt in your life.
  • Wrex: let's you take a sip of ryncol and laughs when you start gagging. Says "Whatever" and uses guilt as his primary tactic. Always gives you piggy back rides and weirdly specific life advice.
  • Joker: Dad jokes. Too many dad jokes. Let you watch a horror movie that gave you nightmares for weeks. "If I can do it, you can." Made sure you aced your driving exam and took you out for ice cream after.
  • Zaeed: Tries to watch his language but it usually ends up sounding like "Well sh... shucks" All your friends think he's really cool but he always asks things like "what in the shitting hell is a me-me"
  • Thane: Crazy dance!! Always knows what to say when you're upset. Remembers the small things like what toppings you like on yogurt and makes sure your favorite shirt is always clean. "I want you to be happy in life."

I commissioned the drawing on this T-shirt to @keksbela. I put it on a t-shirt to give it to my little bro for his 17th birthday. He LOVED it. Thank you so much, keksbela, because you made him really happy !!



You are great. <3

@ whoever first made silena w a hijab bless you have a good day

Poor aphrodite kids having to wear the garish orange shirts, I like to think they work the system pretty well though. also this is my first time drawing a hijab, so please tell me if I did something incorrectly, thank you!

the-cake-bitch  asked:

I have this tshirt thay says "don't f*** with aces, we're not into that" and I wore it out to a board game cafe and this person stopped by my table and was like, "as another ace I love your shirt." And it made me so happy? Like yes, there are more of us. Just though I would share.

I must have it




“I would not mind you laying in my bed.”

Pan’s hand was laying on my leg as he spoke. The lost boys laughed at his words. They were used to our harmless flirting and just laughed at the comments we made.

We would walk past each other looking the others body up and down and smirking in approval. We would make comments about each other hair and that we wanted to see each other in bed or that we would love to take a peek under that piece clothing but we never really went any further than that except from some small touches on the head and arms.

Tonight was different though. He would stroke my upper thigh and whisper in my ear. It’s not like I had a problem with it. It made me actually want more then that harmless flirting.

Felix sat beside Pan as I talked with a lost boy. Pan’s hand travelled to my lower back and slowly slid up my shirt making a chill run down my spine. His hands travelled further and further as I tried to concentrate me on the conversation. I felt Pan’s hand stop at my bra and with one easy movement he unclasped it.

My face turned red as I stood up covering my breast to keep the bra at its place. The boys looked at me in confusement while Pan just looked at me with a grin. “I’ll be right back” I said with a smile on my face cursing Pan inside of my mind.

I was walking towards my tent as I heard a familiar voice speaking behind me. “Having trouble now have we” “Thanks to a certain boy we do.” I turned around seeing the boy in green standing against a tree. “What were you even trying to achieve with that.” “nothing in particular.” He moved away from the tree towards me as his eyes wandered to my arms covering my chest. “I just felt something different today.” “Like what?” He stood before me licking his lips seductively.

“little bit of greed and lust.”
“So I need someone’s help to get rid of it.”
“Other word you’re just horny.”
“Will you help me if I admit it?”
“oh god yes”

he smirked and his lips crashed into mine as he transported us to his tree house. His hands travelled over my body as I pushed him towards the bed. I took of my bra from under my clothes and threw it on the floor followed by my shirt and pants leaving me in my panties.

He laid on the bed eyeing my movements as a bulge started to form in his pants. “Don’t let me wait.” He ordered as he removed his shirt. I walked towards him taking my time as hands grabbed my wrist and pulled me on his hip.

We returned to kissing as his hands groped my breast perfectly earning a soft moan to escape my lips which he used as an opportunity to sneak his tongue inside my mouth.

His thumps moved sync over my breast together with his tongue who was exploring every inch of my mouth. He pinched my nipples earning a small sound of pleasure vibrating trough my mouth. He deepened the kiss as his one hand started to stroke my sides earning whimpers from me as he missed the place where I wanted him.

Our lips parted as he looked me in the eye smirking the entire time. He lowered his head not losing the eye contact and started to leave a trail of kisses from my neck to my breast.  The hand on my side moved to the back to support my body as I leaned back to expose all my skin towards him.

His tongue circled around my nipple as he pinched rolled the other one between his fingers. “God damn…” I moaned softly as I felt his smirk against my skin.

Suddenly he stopped as an annoyed groan was heard from the back of my throat. “I don’t do things for free darling.”

I rolled my eyes at him as I stood up to lean my hands on his thigh. “Sounds fair…” I spoke as I pushed his upper body on the bed. I hovered over him as I started to leave butterfly kisses on his chest slowly making my way down to his pants.

Slowly I removed the first layer of clothing as I heard him groan impatient. “Darling speed up.” I heard him say as I moved my body upwards again. “be quiet and just enjoy the service.” I touched the tent in his underpants with my index finger as a growl was heard trough the room. “Don’t tease.”

I removed his last piece of clothing as my hands started to stroke his member up and down while circling my hand a little bit. He arched his back as he tried to sit up only for me to push him down again.

I kept going for a while till I heard his breath turning irregular and stopped. “Why are you doing that!” he yelled in anger sitting up immediately. “I don’t do things for free darling.” I said repeating his own words. “Then why not work on both at the same time.” He pulled me up and tossed me and the bed with my stomach hitting the blankets. Pan pulled my ass up and spread my legs trailing his finger across my panties.

“Look who is dripping wet.”
“Shut up you were moaning a while ago Pan.”

I heard him laugh as he placed a kiss on my back only to use his teeth to remove my underwear.

His finger slowly entered my as a moan escaped my lips. “One finger in and you are already full of pleasure.” “Other then you I had some activity these last couple years.” Another finger entered me as he started to curl his fingers upwards making a silent moan fall from my lips.

The third finger went in and he started to move around more hitting with his long fingers my good spot. “oh my god…” I moaned. “You like that?” He said full of mischief as he stopped moving not removing his hand. “What do you want me to say Pan.” I spoke looking at the boy from the corners of my eyes. “Say you want me, say you want me to enter you to make love to you so that you won’t be able to stand tomorrow and that only I can satisfy you.” “Any extra request?” I asked moving my head back towards the pillows. “Beg like you are being drowned in pleasure.” I signed. “move your hands first, it makes it for me easier.”

His hands started to move more roughly as I leaned on my elbows. “God damn Pan! More” I moaned. “Say it.” He spoke. “Pan please I want you inside of me!” I moaned as I heard a chuckle from behind me. “what else?” “Make love to me till I can’t stand anymore!” I groaned. “I need you!” I moaned.

His fingers left my body as I looked at the boy shifting my body to look at him. His fingers were dripping wet as he licked them seductively. “Good girl.”

He spread my legs as he entered with one big trust earning from both of us a loud moan. “God damn what are you tight.” he groaned as my nails dug into the sheets. He kept his trusts at a fast and steady rhythm but it was not enough. “O god Pan harder!” I would moan as he happily listened.

He shifted my body to the side hitting a different kind of spot that made sure to hit my g-spot with every trust. “Damn Pan!” He trusts started to get messy and sloppy as I felt my own high approaching.

With one big trust he and I both released as he moved out of me earning small whimpers from me at the loss of contact.

I was about to close my eyes as he pulled my body up towards his. “I’m not finished yet.” “Pan I have no energy left.” He plunged his finger into my aching core as I let out a painful scream. “S-Stop…” I mumbled as he started to move. Curling his finger to the side and circling his fingers inside of me. “Stop please it hurts!” “Really because it seems like you are enjoying it down there…” My face turned red as a painful moan fell from my lips as I came again. I tried to catch my breath as he entered me again. “GOD DAMN PAN!” I yelled at the top of my lungs.

He started to move his hips in a circling movements as I wrapped my arms around him and dug my nails into his back. He nibbled at my ear lobe as he pulled me up so I sat on his lap. My head fell back as he left kisses on my skin. He started to move faster as every trust made a moan fall from my lips. I released as he followed after me after a few more trusts.

He laid me down as he sat up again waving his hand to clean us both up. I did not move, not because I was laying perfectly but I was far too tired. “So?” He asked as he waited for me to move. “Give up, I won’t be able to stand tomorrow just let me sleep here.”

“not going to happen.”
“What are you going to bring me back to my tent because my feet can’t carry me.”

He signed in defeat and laid besides me. “If you ever feel horny again please tell me so I can prepare myself…”

this is an appreciation post for claire nunez.

claire “i-love-the-theatre-so-much” nuñez
claire “i-wear-a-hamlet-shirt-everyday-and-i-know-it” nuñez
claire “i-forgive-my-flake-friend-for-flaking-all-the-time” nuñez
claire “i-took-honors-algebra-i-guess-i’m-good-enough-to-tutor-you” nuñez
claire “i-got-a-B-once-and-my-parents-almost-made-me-quit-theatre” nuñez
claire “will-100%-call-you-out-when-you’re-a-jerk” nuñez
claire “even-though-you’re-a-jerk-i’m gonna-rise-above-it-all” nuñez
claire “strong-left-and-right-punches-can-also-flip-boys-on-their-back” nuñez
claire “i-will-find-out-your-secret-if-i-have-to-break-and-enter-to-do-so" nuñez
claire “perfect-aim-no-training-casually-saving-the-trollhunter’s-life-nbd” nuñez
claire “trolls-are-real-now-that’s-a-thing-okay” nuñez
claire “the-show-must-go-on-whether-the-world-ends-or-not” nuñez
claire “protective-big-sister-on-a-mission" nuñez
claire “i-have-no-chill" nuñez
claire “i-read-all-47-volumes-once-i-figured-out-the-fifth-declension" nuñez
claire “oh-btw-i-speak-troll-now-and-learned-troll-culture-cool-huh” nuñez
claire “too-bad-she’s-not-the-trollhunter” nuñez

she’s amazing.


Heaven Sent was, is, and will always be, one of the masterpieces of Doctor Who. Beyond the absolutely stunning performance from Peter Capaldi, it is such an intense story with beautiful and thoughtful cinematography, design, and style. It’s an episode I love for the emotions it gives me, for the tale that it tells, for everything its title character is fighting for, and how visually inspirational it is.

It’s been a year since the airing of said episode, and I got hit with the idea bug to do this tribute. Thank you guys for chipping in your support with this!

This was designed with the intent of putting it on a t-shirt, which…I did.

You guys DO realize that TV series are products and we are the buyers, right? I mean, we pay for the damn television licence, tv bills and the damn DVDs. (well, most of us do, though all are supposed to pay).

A tv series is not a gift given to us from the bottom of their loving hearts. It’s a product that sells, and it sells because we watch it. It’s been made for us, the audience, and it’s not any kind of a privilige that we are supposed to be grateful for. 

When you buy a shirt, you expect it to has a certain quality, and the shop assistant promises you that it will be comfy and easy to wear, but it turns out to be a piece of useless rag instead, you feel cheated and you want your money back. You have every right to go back to that shop and return it. 
Same thing goes for a TV series that keeps up with a great quality content for some time and builds up for something big and satisfying, but the writers and producers back up in the very last minute and you end up watching an episode, or even worse - a finale - that leaves you disappointed for years. You are allowed to feel unsatisfied and you have every right to complain. You don’t have to be “grateful” because it aired - you are the customer and the actors, writers, production workers earn their salaries because you want to watch it, and if they don’t deliver what the audience wants to see, ergo: doesn’t watch it, they lose money. That’s how the business works.

So if you pay for something you except to have a good quality, and you end up watching a nightmare that doesn’t follow up with the rest of the story, has a hundred plot holes, queerbaits, discriminates or God knows what else, you are not a spoiled brat for writing a complaint letter, demanding a fair follow-up episode or whatever. 

Surely everything depends on how you express yourself - there’s a huge difference between constructive criticism and plain hate, and you still have to remember that there are real people out there working on those episodes, but I can see that a lot of people have a real hard time understanding this concept and they act like the writers, producers and actors are generous gods who want us to be happy and therefore work for free, so we should just shut up and accept everything that comes up, even if it’s an utter shit that ruins the whole story.

Seriously guys, it’s a simple seller-buyer relationship and feeling unsatisfied/disappointed because you’ve been queerbaited, discriminated or simply got a shitty episode/series finale out of the blue and you openly don’t like is not being a little spoiled brat, so stop telling people they’re an embarrassment, because they honestly (but politely!) state their opinion. 

…but see in a perfect world
you’d pull me in by my waist
and kiss me like you didn’t need air
allowing your mouth to explore my skin
as if with each press of your lips
you were reliving your most favorite memory.

our fingers would intertwine
just as though
they were shaped so perfectly
to fit into each other’s crevices—
yes, you’d fill in
the missing parts of me.

you’d read all my love letters
to you and the countless poems
describing the way your touch
made me feel like I was ill
with a pounding heart and
sweaty palms.

I’ve learned the hard way
through death
through sacrifice
through a broken heart
that this world is in fact
the farthest thing from perfect.

it’s cruel and it’s shameless
in the way I’m forced to watch
her tug on your shirt
and kiss your cheek
because everything I’ve ever wanted
is right there in the palm of her hands.

—  you’ll never love me the way I love you

alois-vanity (You issued me a challenge for bad pickup lines and I broke the ask box with how many I sent. Prepare for this list bish cause I am the master.)

1) Are your legs tired? Cause you’ve been running through my mind all day.

2) Your father must be a thief because he seems to have stolen the stars and put them in your eyes.

3) Would you like to have breakfast tomorrow? Should I nudge you or call you?

4) *checks your shirt tag* Just as I thought! ‘Made in Heaven’

5) Nice to meet you. My name is (name) and you are….gorgeous!

6) Just looking at you makes me think I should call the police and the firemen cause you are just too hot. Hot damn!

7) I’m new in town and I was wondering if I could get directions to your place ;)

8) That dress looks great on you…as a matter of fact so would I ;) (so smooth)

9) Are you religious? Cause I’m the answer to all your prayers.

10) Are you okay? Cause Heaven is a long fall from here.

11) Was it love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

12) Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven.

13) Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

14) Why don’t you sit on my lap and we’ll get things straight between us (WHICH IS FUNNY CAUSE WE ARE BOTH HELLA QUEER)

15) (at the dinner table) *picks up bread* Wanna roll?

16) That’s a really nice smile you’ve got, shame that’s not all you are wearing.

17) Think you can dance in those shoes?

18) Ok, you can stand next to me as long as you don’t talk about the heat.

19) Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you’ve got a pretty sweet ass!

20) I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

21) If I were a stop light, I’d turn red every time you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.

22) Do you have a Band-Aid? Cause I just scrapped my knee falling for you.

23) Do you know what my shirt is made of? Girlfriend material.

24) If you were a vegetable you would be a cute-cumber.

25) If you were a fruit you would be a fine-apple.

26) Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.

27) Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes.

28) I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

29) I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on ;)

30) Are you my appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.

31) You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?

32) Your lips look cold. Want me to warm them with mine?

33) Your lips look lonely. Want mine to keep them company?

34) Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?

35) Was your dad a boxer? Cause you’re a knockout!

36) If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.

37) You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

38) You look familiar. Do we have a class together? I swear we have chemistry.

39) My doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.

40) Are you a banana? Cause I find you a-peeling.

41) Do you work at Starbucks? Cause I like you a latte!

42) I though happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?

and my hand is cramping up so i’m done.

Dating Alec Would Include-Female Edition

Request:Dating Alec Would Include?Female please?<3

Thank you for requesting!Hope you like it!

Originally posted by shouldistayy

Dating Alec Would Include-Female Edition

·       Him being too protective over you

·       Lots of hugging and passionate kisses

·       Training with him

·       Him trying to be forgaven after you fight

·       Lots of ‘’height jokes’’because that boy is talllllll

·       Comforting him about his insecurities

·       Being the first person that made him feel like he was speacial

·       Holding hands all the time

·       Him hating you wearing Izzy’s clothes because he gets jealous

·       Lost of eyerolls in a fight

·       Making him do mundane things even though he hates it

·       Him always sacrificing himself when he feels like you’re in danger

·       Being best friends with Izzy

·       Him holding you tight when you’re sleeping because he loves the way you smell and it comforts him

·       Kissing his cheek when he is tense

·       Lots of ‘’i love you’’s and very sweet conversations about how much you mean to him.

.       Stealing his t-shirts all the time

kruciatus  asked:

Hiya! So obsessed with your art, spent like 3 hours just going through your tumblr! I couldn't find anything on your FAQ, so i'm sorry if you've been asked this before, but I was wondering if you sell any prints or merch? I would pay a lot of money for a quidbitch shirt, if you know, that was a thing. But even a framed print or something? Would love to add that to a wish list! xx

Hey there! No problem. I do indeed get asked about this sometimes, so to be fair I probably should put it in my FAQ at this point. Thank you for checking it first though! But unfortunately no, I don’t sell prints or anything like that (yet). Barely any of my drawings can be made into prints or stickers, since they’re mostly just simple comics with plain background. Although I have it in mind to figure something out later this year, seeing as people have shown interest in it.

(Also to be fair, I’d never dare to do any merch with the quidbitch pun because it wasn’t me who came up with it in the first place)


Being in a relationship with Jimin;

⦁ clingy Jimin 24/7
⦁ lots of shy giggles and blushing when you first start dating
⦁ even more blushing/giggling when you compliment him or show any affection
⦁ him flopping on you to ‘cuddle’
⦁ doing that thing he did to Tae to wake him up until you say yes
⦁ him kissing your face all over like a dork when you finally agree
⦁ making sure he tells you he loves you everyday
⦁ giving you atleast one compliment a day without fail
⦁ lots of tight hugs
⦁ all the time
⦁ like everytime you walk into the room
⦁ Relating everything he possibly can to you
⦁ “Look at that door, Y/N has a shirt in that shade of blue”
⦁ “This pizzas good, not as good as the one Y/N made me though”
⦁ him sending you atleast 5 selfies everyday
⦁ “Can I invite Jungkook?”
⦁ “No Jimin this is out date”
⦁ “Okay, what about Yoongi-hyung?”
⦁ him making up lots of cute nicknames for you
⦁ buying cheesy couples tees and other matching items of clothing
⦁ him showing you off to other members every chance he gets
⦁ “Isn’t she the prettiest girl you’ve ever seen, Hyung?”
⦁ lots of him staring at you with that smile you know the one i mean
⦁ going all giggly when you notice
⦁ and then saying gross cheesy stuff like
⦁ “how’d I get so lucky?”
⦁ being generally cheesy all the time
⦁ calling you everyday when you’re apart
⦁ he has to skype or face time every night before he goes to sleep
⦁ buying you little gifts/trinkets in every place he visits
⦁ him always taking pictures of you
⦁ late night whispers in bed about his love for you
⦁ “you know I love you right? like..a lot?”
⦁ “I’ll never leave you, I promise”
⦁ Ending your night with conversaions about your future together
⦁ finally falling asleep in his arms with your legs tangled together

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Day 5 of a fic a day: Soulmates in Jeans

Soulmates snowbaz au

(*idk if this has already posted; my internet is being a heap of shit*)

Fuck. The sight of his face turned my knees to jelly. Simply being in the same building as him made me want to cry because of his beauty. Shit I loved him so much. More than any words could possibly describe. Baz. Although, sadly not my Baz, yet. I needed him be mine though.
His blonde hair fell out of its impeccable style into his eyes as he made my tea. A cashier passed it to me and I paid, shyly thanking them both.
I sat in the nearest seat to the counter so I was able to watch Baz work. More hair fell into his eyes and all I wanted to do was run my fingers through it as he groaned. The top button of his shirt was undone showing a small part of his brilliant collar bones. Merlin’s pants he was gorgeous. I just needed him to speak to me so I could find out if he was my soul mate. I subconsciously traced the mark on my wrist where his first words to me were written in his beautifully cursive writing, ‘yes. What do you want?’ These were not the most romantic first words but I couldn’t wait for their context. They must be from him, I could just imagine the beautiful sarcasm he would use to say them with.
Two weeks later I entered the cafe once again, buying my normal tea and curling up with a book that I disliked but had to read for school. It was actually moderately nice sitting there, until I knocked over my tea.
“Excuse me,” I called. Before I could continue the beautiful boy Baz was at my side, looking magically bored and excited.
“Yes.  What do you want?” He aasked.
I was unable to form a response, both thrilled and confused at these words he had spoken to me. My soul mate’s words.
He appeared to be in a similar quandary to me. I yanked my sleeve up and shoved it in his face as he did so simultaneously, yet in a less dorky manner. He pulled me up into his arms as I had always imagined, skin flaming from his touch with the cliché fireworks of excitement and lust.
My face was next to his, eyes amazed by the beauty of his existence. Lips were pressed into lips, his hands into my buttocks, pulling me up and onto my table. It was great and exhilarating and he was my soul mate and it was exciting and the best feeling I’d ever experienced and it was wet. It was wet from the tea I had spilled, seeping over my buttocks.and through my trousers.
“Well fuck,” He said finally pulling away, “that was quite something soul mate. I might be fire though so shit. Also you’re rather wet, aren’t you? I didn’t know I could have that effect on anyone.” He smirked in that infuriating way of his.
I blushed and stammered.
“I’m joking God… Fuck, what’s your name?” He grinned.
“Snow.  I mean, Simon.  It’s Simon Snow.”
“Well, Snow, Simon Snow, I’ve got some trousers you can change into if you want. Also, I’m off shift, so if you want to do anything with me, now’s you chance.”
“That. Sounds. Incredible.” I responded, leaning up to kiss him between each word.
We walked into the changing room, where he handed me skinny black work trousers and an old wooly jumper and he put on jeans.
I mean damn jeans.
He was wearing fucking jeans.
He was even more beautiful in jeans than not.
After ogling and kissing him some more because of the jeans, we finally left and all was incredible with my soul mate.

pls consider: team Steelport goes to Genkiworld

Everyone wears “If found, return to Oleg” shirts (and Oleg wears a very large “I am Oleg” shirt that they had custom-made for him). Oleg is too big to go on any of the rides, though, so instead he wins at every single mini-game and wins prizes for Kinzie, who hates being there.

Pierce drags Shaundi onto every single roller coaster, despite her protests. Shaundi ends up loving it and wanting to go again. Pierce is throwing up in the nearest trash bin.

Angel brings his tiger on a leash. Eventually he ends up losing his shirt and suplexing a mascot. The Boss rides the Teacups with the tiger, then brings it to Apocalypse Genki. The tiger beats their high score.

Viola criticizes how the workers do their jobs and ends up taking control of every ride and booth she comes across for the time being to show the workers how to properly operate a business. 

Zimos is kicked out almost immediately for hitting on the female workers.


so I discovered that drawing with colored pencil is loads of fun for several reasons; 1) IT DOESN’T SMEAR LIKE GRAPHITE, 2) colors look really good and are refreshing to have in my sketch book!! 3) something about colored pencils are just smoother feeling while I draw

anyways, here’s a bunch of overwatch colored pencil sketches :y enjoy!

(click for captions!)

(please don’t repost or use w/o permission, and leave my description; thanks!)

Reasons to love Shinoa #1256: in the ps vita game, she made Yoichi wear cute women’s clothing in their last family event as well as teased him about it, saying that they fit Yoichi well. (though we can also thank Yoichi for bumping into her while eating and getting curry all over his shirt while having no clothes to change into ahah)

[If it’s Yoichi-san, I thought that they would fit you for sure.]

Staying seven days inside his room eventually forced JD out of his room - he had locked everyone outside and ignored anyone’s claims to bring him out. But after a whole week (though technically two), he needed to at least do his laundry and clean the damn room. Right there and then he was sitting in the floor of the laundry room wearing only a black compression shirt and jeans, a lit cigarette between his fingers - and while the power inhibitor collar was terrible for his health and made him feel like shit, he needed to wash every single piece of clothing he owned. As someone walked around the corner he grimaced. “Don’t mind me.”


Our next series is going to be the Youtuber AU, I’m a huge fan of youtubers, especially the gamers but I still loosely keep up with everyone else so without further ado, to start us off as he always does and will, our prince Kim Seokjin aka Jin aka do you ever just admire Jin bc not only is he beautiful but he’s also just a total sweetheart ?? like that’s honestly really endearing to me, he’s confident in his looks and he loves food and he takes care of the people around him even though he doesn’t have to like he does it bc that’s what he wants to do and I love him for it

  • Youtuber!Jin’s proposal is here
  • He would have a cooking channel
  • Jin has such a love of food (I mean I think a lot of people can understand it bc same)
  • And he’s actually made blog posts before going through recipes step by step
  • And he looks amazing doing it
  • Even in baggy shirts and like basically pajamas, he’s still fucking nice as hell and I love it I love messy looks especially on people who are normally more put together with their looks??
  • Like I feel like Jin enjoys being nice and tidy in his looks and he likes wearing things are comfy but stylish so I really like being able to see him in just some pajamas
  • Okay but I think his channel would be a bit like Nerdy Nummies (Rosanna Pansino) or Feast of Fiction or something around that theme
  • His videos wouldn’t be too long though
  • He’d have that nice balance of not too long but also not too short
  • He would always have this cute music playing in the background too
  • It would be cheerful but nothing too distracting
  • But I mean this is Jin, how does one focus on the music instead of him let’s be real here
  • He would totally be someone that replied to as many comments as he possibly could
  • Like he would spend a solid hour or two just replying to all of the nice comments and he’d love every moment bc to him his channel is a lot more like a family to him??
  • Like you know how some youtubers are just like you guys are like my friends, that’s Jin entirely
  • His editing would be adorable
  • I feel like he’d be really dedicated to his channel and his videos ??
  • Like he’d just be hours and hours into it
  • Each video would be carefully edited and planned out
  • He wouldn’t half ass anything at all, he’d put in 110 percent every single time
  • His subscribers would really help him to push harder to give them the highest quality of videos he can
  • He would have the cutest lil intro and outro ever
  • He’d probably do like a lil Mario impression and be like “it’s me, Jin!” tell me you can see this happening bc I can and it’s so so precious
  • His background would have a few teeny tiny Marios in it, maybe a Luigi, maybe a Bowser  
  • Most of his videos are in his kitchen so he can’t show his true collection of Mario related things but he selects his favorites or ones that he doesn’t mind getting flour on
  • Would also have an eating segment
  • I feel like mukbangs are getting more popular lately?? Or maybe it’s bc I’ve started paying attention to them but I do think he’d take part in it
  • This literally isn’t even a head canon this is actual canon that’s the beauty of it
  • He already has Eat Jin and that’s exactly what those videos would be called
  • He’s such mukbang material tbh like I need more of it I need all of it
  • He just enjoys eating so much and he makes that lil noise that’s like so cute and so him
  • He’d also do reviews on food
  • Once again, this isn’t even all that much of head canon bc he lowkey did it when a restaurant or fast food chain (I don’t remember which) released like fruit flavored fried chicken
  • He kinda described how it tasted and he even got Jungkook to join him it was great 10/10 would subscribe
  • He would love featuring you in his videos if you were comfortable with it
  • You’d be the designated taste tester tbh
  • At the end of every video, he hands you a plate or bowl of whatever he’s made that day kinda like Nikki Limo does with Steve
  • You love pretty much everything he makes though
  • There are a few dishes you aren’t crazy about but he takes it all in stride and is just like oh do you think there should more of that and less of this?? Ight, ight well guys if you make the dish, try doing less at first and then taste it
  • He would l o v e it if you cooked with him though
  • It doesn’t matter if you burn toast or if you can make a five star meal or anything in between, he’d just enjoy having you with him
  • Everyone could see how much he loves and adores you bc when you’re cutting something up or mixing it, he’s just looking at you all lovingly and smiling sweetly bc he’s just v v happy you’re with him
  • Youtuber!Jin would just be a very content man bc he’s got all of his loves at once, his viewers, you and to top it all off, food !!!!