now all i can imagine is like Reigen spilling his bag of table salt everywhere or he fucks something up and he just yells, startling mob even "YOU HAVE GOT TO BE STIRRING MY PASTA"
I’M GOING TO BE LAUGHING AT THIS FOR A MILLION YEARS!!!
Because oh my god… YES?!?
Or even better
YOU’VE GOT TO BE THROWING MY SALT!!!!