i-love-that-game

  • Zelda's Voice: "Link... You must save Hyrule... Please Hurry!!"
  • Link: "Don't worry princess I got this."
  • *Spends 10 hours romping around in the forest eating mushrooms*
  • *Stares majestically at the sunset for another 10 hours*
  • *Cooks 50 different recipes he never eats*
  • *Adopts various wild horses and calls them things like "Vanilla" and "Bramble"*
  • *Spends a whole day shaking apples off trees to feed to said horses*
  • *Sits in a tree watching ducks swim around in a lake*
  • *Blows all his rupees on Goat Butter and Pumpkins*
  • *Stares majestically at the sunset AGAIN*
  • *Picks up someone's pet chickens and flies off cliffs with them*
  • Link while relaxing in a koi pond countless weeks later: "..... I have a terrible feeling like I've forgotten something."