i-love-that-game

BRUH @harbingerofcookies AND I JUST CAME ACROSS THE ANGRIEST ABATHUR LIKE DAMN, THIS ONE VALLA DIDN’T PURSUE A LOW HP FOE (ERRING ON THE SIDE OF CAUTION) AND HE WENT, AS COOKIE PUT IT, FROM “0 TO 1000″ IN A SECOND, THAT WAS THE CHERNOBYL OF MELTDOWNS, LIKE MY DUDE STARTS CALLING EVERYONE A RETARD, THE VALLA DIES, IT’S A LVL 1 DEATH, 270 EXP, NO BIG DEAL, MY DUDE MELTS HARDER, GOES ON THIS PRE-FINAL BOSS BATTLE SPEECH, STRAIGHT UP LEAVES

IT’S AN EARLY GAME DEAD, DUDE. KILL 4 MINIONS AND THE EXP DIFFERENCE IS MADE UP FOR.

U GOOD????

IT WAS SO FUCKING OUT OF NOWHERE THAT WE BOTH COULDN’T HELP BUT LOSE OUR SHIT LIKE DAMN HOW DO YOU JUST GO FISSION BOMB ON US ‘CAUSE OUR VALLA DIED ONCE AT LEVEL 1

BRO