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I had a coupon for a free lunch sandwich at McDonalds. I decided to try and order a Big Mac without the bun. When I drove up and placed my order the lady was quite confused. I approached the first window to pay and she asked me if I was sure that I didn’t want the bread. I repeated “no bun please.” She handed me the receipt and it showed that she entered the correct modification. I was hopeful. At the next window the lady passed me my bag and when I asked for a fork and knife, she gave me a slightly confused look. I parked the car and reached into the bag to find a Big Mac box clearly labeled “NO Big Mac Bun.” I eagerly opened the box to find the most beautiful Big Mac nestled in between a sesame seed bun. I had to laugh, because only McDonalds would fail so hard. I tossed the bun and made my own Big Mac salad. Either way it was a tasty lunch and I enjoyed the laugh. 

My usual lunch on the run…. Triple cheese burger with no ketchup from McDonald’s and a large diet coke. $3 and some change plus keeps me full until dinner. I order it with the bun to avoid confusion and then toss the top bun immediately to avoid cheese stickage. I use the bottom bun as a serving tray. My hands never get messy and when I’m finished I toss the bottom bun too. Tried to feed it to a seagull once…lesson learned. That bird told all their friends and it turned into a scene from that movie Birds.

the adventure zone ~ angus mcdonald


on the other side of the car is a young boy who is wearing a fancy boy suit, and a blue fancy boy cap, dressed up very fancily… yeah, no, he’s fresh to death. he looks very fancy. uh, like a school boy. but fancy. and he’s reading a book like a school boy would do and he’s a fancy young man…

“I was hoping I would meet people and make friends on the train!”
Here's To The Girls

To the girls who don’t wake up with perfect hair.

Who don’t mind eating a Big Mac instead of a salad.

Who don’t wear 50 pounds of makeup.

Who would rather spend a day in sweatpants instead of skinny jeans.

Who love the comfort of tee-shirts.

Who don’t get all the guys.

Who’s not the “most popular” but feels that way when they are with their friends.

Who stick to sneakers instead of heels.

Who aren’t afraid to break a nail.

Who don’t always get their way.

Who don’t get everything they want.

Who doesn’t need a guy to tell them that they are beautiful.

I love you all!