i-love-mcdonalds

My usual lunch on the run…. Triple cheese burger with no ketchup from McDonald’s and a large diet coke. $3 and some change plus keeps me full until dinner. I order it with the bun to avoid confusion and then toss the top bun immediately to avoid cheese stickage. I use the bottom bun as a serving tray. My hands never get messy and when I’m finished I toss the bottom bun too. Tried to feed it to a seagull once…lesson learned. That bird told all their friends and it turned into a scene from that movie Birds.

Here's To The Girls

To the girls who don’t wake up with perfect hair.

Who don’t mind eating a Big Mac instead of a salad.

Who don’t wear 50 pounds of makeup.

Who would rather spend a day in sweatpants instead of skinny jeans.

Who love the comfort of tee-shirts.

Who don’t get all the guys.

Who’s not the “most popular” but feels that way when they are with their friends.

Who stick to sneakers instead of heels.

Who aren’t afraid to break a nail.

Who don’t always get their way.

Who don’t get everything they want.

Who doesn’t need a guy to tell them that they are beautiful.

I love you all!