I had a coupon for a free lunch sandwich at McDonalds. I decided to try and order a Big Mac without the bun. When I drove up and placed my order the lady was quite confused. I approached the first window to pay and she asked me if I was sure that I didn’t want the bread. I repeated “no bun please.” She handed me the receipt and it showed that she entered the correct modification. I was hopeful. At the next window the lady passed me my bag and when I asked for a fork and knife, she gave me a slightly confused look. I parked the car and reached into the bag to find a Big Mac box clearly labeled “NO Big Mac Bun.” I eagerly opened the box to find the most beautiful Big Mac nestled in between a sesame seed bun. I had to laugh, because only McDonalds would fail so hard. I tossed the bun and made my own Big Mac salad. Either way it was a tasty lunch and I enjoyed the laugh.
My usual lunch on the run…. Triple cheese burger with no ketchup from McDonald’s and a large diet coke. $3 and some change plus keeps me full until dinner. I order it with the bun to avoid confusion and then toss the top bun immediately to avoid cheese stickage. I use the bottom bun as a serving tray. My hands never get messy and when I’m finished I toss the bottom bun too. Tried to feed it to a seagull once…lesson learned. That bird told all their friends and it turned into a scene from that movie Birds.
on the other side of the car is a young boy who is wearing a fancy boy suit, and a blue fancy boy cap, dressed up very fancily… yeah, no, he’s fresh to death. he looks very fancy. uh, like a school boy. but fancy. and he’s reading a book like a school boy would do and he’s a fancy young man…
“I was hoping I would meet people and make friends on the train!”