i-love-history

actual sentences my teacher said in assembly this morning

-“I did, in fact, fail my driving test four times" 
-"And so I pulled out, and thought I blown it”
-“You need to get soME PITS”
-“This is what you got to ask yourself: have you defrosted your chicken?" 

TURN 👏🏾 THE 👏🏾 FUCK 👏🏾 UP 👏🏾

To all my black people

All my Afro-latinxs

All my Afro-Asians

All my black Caribbeans

All my mixed black folks

HAPPY FUCKING BLACK HISTORY MONTH!!! ✊🏼✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿

May this month be filled with melanin magic, clear skin, and carefree blackness ❤️

I love all y'all so much man

i want to share with you some of my favourite graffiti from Pompeii

  • “Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!“ 
  • “Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you. Salvius wrote this.“ 
  • “We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.“
  • “Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.“
  • “On April 19th, I made bread.“
  • “ I have buggered men.“
  • “If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girlfriend.“
  • “It took 640 paces to walk back and forth between here and there ten times.“
  • “Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!“
  • “Epaphra is not good at ball games.”
  • “Two friends were here.  While they were, they had bad service in every way from a guy named Epaphroditus.  They threw him out and spent 105 and half sestertii most agreeably on whores.“
  • “Secundus likes to screw boys.“
Founding Fathers age comparison.

In 1776, Benjamin Franklin was 70, George Washington was 44, John Adams was 41, Thomas Jefferson was 33, John Jay was 31, James Madison was 25, Alexander Hamilton was 21 and James Monroe was 18. 

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top 10 favorite events or periods in history (in no particular order)

Book describing its romantic lead: His face cracked into a charming crooked smile.

Me: Uh crooked smiles are not real?? No one in history has ever had a ‘charming crooked smi-.

Harry Styles:

Me: ok but you didn’t have to go that hard…

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“From the beginning to the end, stand by my side and don’t let go.”

I started the first one before the finale dropped, and here we are! The two pieces are sequential (the end of a pair skate lift), so even if their costumes changed, Victor and Yuri are moving continuously between the two drawings! They move forward together on the ice and in their life. ;u;