Today in the theater class I’m a student aide for, one boy asked my friend who moved here from England if he was an illegal immigrant. He responded, “Oh yeah, I just casually hopped the border between America and England you twat.”

British slang is the best thing in the world.

• arse (my favorite)
• blimey (love this too)
• bollocks
• bugger
• cheerio (have used before)
• knackered
• narked
• shag (shagadelic like austin powers would say xD)
• squiffy
• numpty