Hey it’s an interview that we did in January. My mustache is incredibly pointy.

Okay so this was in the post-episode text post but.

This is a thing.

Smarm Meets Smarm, aka, himself.

(Okay so we don’t know if this is a message or a two-way communication yet, but. Matthew Kellogg, the Smarmiest Smarm to Ever Smarm, talking to Old-Future-Warlord Matthew Kellogg, because it’s that sort of show.)

And now for an excessive number of tags so no one has the ability to reasonably yell at me.

I’ll be the first to admit that I do look like the type of shithead who enjoys wearing sandals. But I don’t. They’re fucking uncomfortable, no matter the goddamn type.