Happy 45th Birthday Ewan Gordon McGregor! (March 31, 1971)

I like kissing boys on screen. As a straight guy, it’s quite an interesting proposition. Anything on a film set that takes you by surprise like that, that gets your blood up, is good.” 

Seriously though I feel SO satisfied by that 3 second interaction betwen dan and phils mum like… i have ALWAYS wondered about the relationship between dan and phil’s famalam - they go on holidays together. In their younger years dan basically lived at phil’s house (slight exaggeration okay) like… how does it work? What does she think of him? Is he a second son to her? Does she think he’s Phil’s best friend or internet friend or husband or work partner or what?

All I know is that it took Dan approximately 0.00003 milliseconds after she came on the phone to transform into a polite, charming little fucker that sounded a hell of a lot like a suck-up trying to schmooze his boyfriend’s parents 

“Hi, by the way, how are you?” 

I see right though you, Daniel

G-Dragon’s interview with AnAn Magazine, 160224, in full:

“In a word, right now, this album perfectly represents who BIGBANG is in this moment. Each song was born in our experiences, and in the way our perceptions and ways of thinking have changed. Honestly, three years ago when our last album came out, we would never have been able to make an album with this kind of colour.”

We’re treating our separately strong personalities as an asset rather than a hindrance.

This was how G-Dragon spoke of the appeal of the new album.

Q: In these 3 years, how has your fashion changed?

“When I was younger I loved fashion that radically stood out, and that was brilliant and excessive. Right now, I prefer the minimalistic all-black look with one point that stands out. When I wear black, I feel like I’m retaining all of my passion inside my body.”

Q: BIGBANG just ended the Japanese leg of their 13-country world tour.

“Rather than us having succeeded in Japan, many Japanese fans have watched over us since we were nothings, so we love them as if they were our family. Japan is a very important country to us.”

Q: On the other side, you were raved about in the American media. What were the appeal points that attracted an appreciative audience like America?

“There are many Asian groups influenced by American music, so I think Americans appreciate the fact that we understand real hip-hop music and add our own unique colour to it.”

Q: BIGBANG are now shining throughout the world, but what are your thoughts about the gap between your real and stage personas, and also about the different personalities in BIGBANG?

“The character of our music is tough, but we actually just have the mischievousness of a bunch of high school boys (laughs). During the talk parts of our concerts, we only joke and talk about stupid stuff, but I believe our various personalities are one of our strengths. If handled badly our different personalities could clash, but at the root of it, each member of BIGBANG is a good guy, so it becomes a positive instead of a negative.”

Q: What is the gap between your own stage and real personas?

“I think people think I’m a very detailed, nitpicky person, but in reality I’m a total good-for-nothing. If we have a day off I’ll just sleep all day, and if I wake up I’ll just do nothing (laughs). I use all of my energy for making music, so it’s like I need time to recharge my batteries.”

Q: Is there an unexpected side to any of the other members?

“SOL’s sense of humour is just like a child’s. There’s a lot that he finds funny that I still don’t understand, but when he finds something funny he’ll keep at it for a month or more. A recent gag he finds funny? I don’t pay attention, so I forgot (laughs). VI… doesn’t have any (laughs). What you see is what you get. He loves meeting people, and he’s just overflowing with vitality so he doesn’t even sleep. He flies all over the place every day so I’d also love to know what he’s doing.”

Q: You’re the person who holds all those personalities together. What do you think the future holds for BIGBANG?

“No matter what the future holds, we will always believe in and support each other, and go forward as 5 members. It may be difficult to have a career as singers, but I think we will be able to remain artists. We will continue, of course in the field of music, but also in visual art, and other fields, and build a new culture of our own expressions. That is my hope.”

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The 16th of June 2016 marks 2 years since I had top surgery with Dr Andrew Yelland in Brighton.

I am SO happy with how my chest has healed. Although looking at these photos, what stands out most to me is how much I have changed! I am now just over 3.5 years on T and can’t believe how much younger I look in the first photo. I had hardly any hair on my slim face…I think my head is generally bigger and more square shaped now (?)… I’m definitely looking more like a young man in his twenties these days and am proud to have sprouted more hairs on my chest :) 

I am quite shocked by how much swelling appears to have reduced in the second set of photos. I had no idea it could take this long for swelling to go down but there’s a HUGE difference in the appearance of my chest now. For a while I’d thought it was fat that was left over but as you can see, it’s all gone!

A year has made so much difference. 

Kylie Jenner Rant

I wasn’t even gonna post anything on this subject because I could care less about Kylie Jenner but then Justin got in the mix and it’s got me thinking

1. Kylie Jenner totally missed the actual message Amandla was trying to send out, which is ‘You don’t give a shit about us but you wanna look like us?’

2. Who the fuck does Justin Bieber think he is? Just cause your friends with Chris Brown, Tyga, Usher and [insert other black male r&b/hiphop artist] doesn’t mean you’ve been accepted into the black community that you try so hard to be like

3. Everyone wants to ‘be’ black but no one wants to be black

4. How old does Justin think Amandla is? Like da faq she’s only a year younger than Kylie, which says a lot.

5. It’s not about equality, it’s about justice

6. I’m so tired of white people being so ignorant about other races & cultures. It’s not fair that we have to sit around and hear about one of our own being gunned down while you live in bliss.
We all live in the same country, we all have about the same resources and we all go to the same schools like wake the fuck up

All that POC ask of you is that you educate yourself and GIVE A SHIT!

So I watched the ACWNR OVA :D

Look at these screenshots!

Look how tall Erwin is!


Go Mike! I miss Mike a lot. Let’s appreciate him for a little bit. Before Levi he was humanity’s strongest soldier. In this OVA was see Levi disarm him. Wow.

Oh Erwin. I feel like he’s telling Levi off for stealing a cookie.

Levi has a cute nose.

He has tiny hands. Hands that can hurt you. Cuff him.

Levi looks so pissed oh wow XD

Six years younger but still has the same expression. To be honest though, if I only got between 2-3 hours sleep I’d look pissed a lot too.

That’s gotta hurt!

Look at the size of Mike in comparison with Levi. His hand is almost as big as Levi’s head! Mike makes shoving Levi into sewer water look easy.

His hand is huge!

There’s something satisfying about sewer water dripping from Levi’s chin.

Okay now he looks cute.

Again, Levi looks tiny compared to Mike and Erwin. This is basically me compared with everyone else, I’m shorter than Levi.

Mike’s long legs XD Size difference!

I see nothing abusive here.

Okay I need to make this very clear. The Eruri ship is NOT an abusive ship. Erwin DOES NOT hit Levi in any way in canon, not even in this OVA. Erwin fights with him but if you watch closely he doesn’t hit him or even hurt him. He grabs hold of his wrist as Levi grabs his.

Mike shoves Levi’s head into sewer water but nobody comments on that? Stop suggesting that Eruri is an abusive ship when it’s not. And this is the only time Mike touches Levi. He doesn’t do it again.

I ship Eruri AND Ereri, neither ship is abusive. 

not sure if anyone noticed but ken has so much potential for variety, yet whenever he’s on entertainment programs, he gets kinda reserved and seldom talks, especially if he’s alone without the members. maybe he takes a longer time to get comfortable with people or he’s afraid of making mistakes, but i’m really looking forward to the day when he stands out with his 4D personality bcos everyone loves kenjumma and punny ken and cute main vocal ken and basically his entire existence. this should end off like this as a ramble but i just want to add on that whenever he sings, i feel my heart swelling with pride like a mother and that does not make sense bcos i’m 3 years younger than this cutie pie.

Romeo and Juliet (Part 1)


Word Count: 2,183

Warnings: Swearing… I think that’s it.

A/n: hey! This is a story i’ve been working on for a little while, its my first Fic so be nice. Give me some feed back on how you guys are liking it ill post the next probably tomorrow! love you guys! 

- Courtney

8 years into the past…

*knock* *knock* 

 My fist pounded on the door of a dingy motel room a couple blocks from the high school that I’ve been going to for almost 4 years. Currently I was trying to help some people out so it would add to my community service that would go on my college applications. 

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Wink Up January 2014: Saga: "I'm really young!"
  • Interviewer: This time around, we'd like to look back on 6 years of this continuing column.
  • Saga: I've had a lot of fun getting to do so many different things for Wink Up over the years. (While looking at past issues) Wow, I haven't changed much, have I? Actually, it almost seems as though I looked older in the past, compared to how I look now, haha. When my family gets together everyone says to me "time seems to stop only for you!" Heh. Recently when we went to my grandpa's, he said I look younger than my brother, and he's 3 years younger than I am! Haha. I'm happy about that, but it's funny, isn't it? For musicians, y'know, our hair and stuff isn't the norm, right? I wonder if I went back to black hair, would I still look this way?
  • Interviewer: I don't think we've seen anyone in the band go back to all black before! But I do think that anyone in your position would still look young.
  • Saga: Is it a matter of consciousness, I wonder? Like, with Tora, when we're just working, and not doing a live or a photo shoot or something, he gets really careless and loosens up, heh. And sometimes I'm like "Eh? Are you alright?" But right before a live, an aura starts to emit from him. That surprises me! Recently I saw an actress on the street and she had no aura about her, her stage presence was nil. I was shocked! But when you're up in front of an audience, it's typical to emit an aura. Although ordinarily I barely show 20% of a stage presence, ha. Back in the day, I put up a front, I wore a mask. But lately onstage, I've been myself, I've become really casual. I think that's a good thing, though. I think a natural stance is best. Not trying to overdo it, y'know?
  • (Rereading old articles) Inside, my core, it hasn't changed at all, really. See, here I said "I can never talk to someone that I like," and that's the same even now. I could never say anything to them, they'd think "my god, he's depressing" and that'd be the end of it, ha!
  • Interviewer: Ahaha! What would you like to do next?
  • Saga: Looking back on all of this, it was decadent; that poorly constituted makeup looked okay; the one cosplay set-up where I had the doctor's lab coat on, that looked good, heh. I kind of unraveled at that age, haha. Wink Up, I wanna show off a different side of me than what I show onstage. I wanna go to a kindergarten and pose for pics with the kids there!
Dorian Grey Disease.

That’s what I’ve got. Dorian Grey Disease. Ehlers Danlos Type 3 with yadda yadda etcetera is confusing. But I was thinking about it - and what I really am is a portrait of Dorian Grey, just that I carry the portrait inside my skin.

I look like a fixed point in time. I know it. I have one brow wrinkle, one smile wrinkle. I look much younger than 44.

The last time I got ID’d at the liquor store (drinking age here is 19) was three years ago. I burst out laughing and the clerk informed me they ID everyone under twentyfive. I laughed harder. She asked for a second piece of ID. Then she asked me “who I saw”. 

And everyone thinks this is great. It’s not. Because I am literally falling to pieces inside. I see people with their faces jacked up on botox every day (I used to work for MAC, I can spot an injectible at 20 paces) and am astounded at this whole industry to support the notion that this makes me somehow “lucky”.

I get told that all the time. “Oh, well that’s a good thing.” I could scream.

All I want to do is trade out. I’ll take the wrinkles if you take my pain and my disintegration.

Someone on twitter snarked “Who did your eyes?” on one of my hospital selfies. I thought she meant makeup. She didn’t.

I slipped three ribs a few weeks ago. I do all sorts of stuff to try to keep my hips and pelvis in place and now my ribs want part of the action.

I thought everyone could dislocate a shoulder putting on a jacket. I’ve gotten “stuck” trying things on, and had to pop my shoulder back.

A friend who went to medical school had no idea my base pain on that stupid “scale” is three. Always three. Five I get squirmy. Six is a flare. Eight, I have to go to a hospital because something might have blown apart. We do that, blow apart. 

I’ve been at a ten, my appendix ruptured, so I know where ten is.

I tried to explain this disease today and am not sure I got anywhere.

Because you’d have to peel my skin off to see what’s really going on.

I’m black and blue, like I’ve been in a fight. Bruises on bruises all over the place. No circulation. Ulcers. Migraines An angry colon. Ligament stretched out and flopping around in weird ways.

I’m Dorian Grey, but my portrait is under my skin and I’m forced to carry it wherever I go.

anonymous asked:

Hi!!! Could you pretty please do an imagine where you've been working with the Winchesters for a long time now and you get kidnapped by a demon and they tell you that you're just slowing the boys down cause you're newer and younger and so once they rescue you, you run away and they find you in a place you thought they'd never look while they're on a hunt like a year or so later?? (sorry if it's long!)

Most certainly I can, and sweetie, the only reason you’d have to be worrying if it’s long is because you’re gonna  have to read it all, because I love writing it!

To the anon that requested this and anyone else reading it, be warned that it’s long; but probably because it covers about four different scenes.

Enjoy it sweetheart<3

3305 words I told you it was long


   Your head throbbed and your vision blurred as you woke from your restless sleep. The room was dark, silhouettes of bleak furnishings danced around the wooden walls and made your head spin; their energetic movement mocking your integrity. 

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『anan』magazine (Taemin cuts)
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“When you debuted 4 years ago (in Japan), you were featured on an an three times. Looking back at yourself in those articles, how do you feel?”
TM: I think the thing that changed the most is the face line? Young and round (lol)
O: The feeling/mood of the outfits is young too!
K: The change in hairstyle is big too.
TM: But Onew-san looks younger now! Darker/black hair suits you better (lol)
O: Then I’ll keep my hairstyle like this but dye it black.

“Who was the most flustered when working with the model?” (note: her name is Anastasia)
K: The one that was the most flustered when we were shooting was… Taemin.
JH: That’s right. Because he had a kiss scene~
TM: (embarrassed) From the moment I met her, my heart was beating quickly… The scene with the skinship was especially embarrassing. It was really troublesome…
O: Weren’t your faces extremely close?
K: Taemin’s always been a shy boy.
TM: Yes, too close…
Everyone: LOL

“In relation to ‘Your Number’, please tell us your lucky numbers.”
TM: I’ll go first! My lucky number is 17! That was my number when I auditioned. I think it’s the number of my fate.
O: Taemin, you remember well. I’m going to say mine is 2. No matter what the case may be, being 2nd place is much more comfortable/relaxed than being 1st.
TM: Hmm, that makes sense.
K: Taemin, you’re not supposed to agree like that; your lucky number’s meaning is different! (lol)

“Today’s outfits are black and white. The cool black and soft white were put together to reflect SHINee’s charms. When you hear black and white, what do you think of?”
O: For me, I imagined backstage and on-stage.
K: Does that mean the on-stage is 'black’?
JH: Isn’t it the opposite? On-stage is 'white’, backstage is 'black’, right?
K: Black has a bit of a serious image though. The moment we step on the stage, the atmosphere gets serious, so it’s 'black’.
TM: So that means that the serious-feeling dressing room is 'black’ too then (lol)

“SHINee After Tokyo-Dome…”
TM: The stage was much bigger than I had imagined it to be. I’d like for our abilities to be acknowledged by more and more people, so that we can create a SHINee culture.

odinokipelmen  asked:

Hey. can I ask headcanon about what it's like to be the younger Oikawa sister(she is Aoba-Josai first year👽?) thanks in advance senpai❤️

My precious kouhai, here you go. <3 -mod owl

  • You’re the opposite of Trashykawa. 
  • You’re more like Iwa-chan because you need to keep your brother in check. 
  • You like Iwa-chan as a brother more than him lololol
  • You always have to fight other girls cause when you walk with him, his annoying fangirls think you’re dating him even though you guys look a lot alike. 
  • “He’s my brother, so back off before I hit you.” 
  • Even though he’s a child and is super immature, he’s very reliable when you need him, especially if you stay at the school late and you need someone to walk home with and its only you. He’ll be on his way. 
  • You ALWAYS have to help him with his homework and you have to ALWAYS tell him to go to sleep.
  • Your room is next to his so if he makes a lot of noise, you hear it. Especially when he’s watching volleyball matches, sometimes he’ll get hyped up and its like “Tooru I swear to god if you don’t go to sleep right now I’m goING TO CHOKE YOU.”
  • “___-chan!! GOMEN”
  • But honestly, he may piss you off, but you wouldn’t want any other crappy brother.  

As you may recall, I am now 3 years old, I know I know I look much younger and fresh faced than 3!

Well for my birthday Mum and Dad said I could have my own Instagram account!!! You can find me at https://instagram.com/mrtinyeggs/ , I have been playing around with it the past few days, joining in on the new platform with  throw back thursdays, sharing my baby photos and even finding handsome frenchies just like me! I have a crush on a few, but I can’t say who what if they find out and don’t like me back?

BTS reaction: When you look much younger than you actually are.

NOTE: XD to my beloved best friend who is always thought to be a child XP also fml I’m 17 years old and old people come to me like :3 so pretty LADY how are you today and I’m just like do I look like I’m in my 40  or what???

Jin: I think that Jin would love having a girl his age that looked so young and beautiful. He would brag all day long that his girlfriend is a goddess better than any model He would also want to learn about your skin care even though you may not have any.

Suga: I don’t really think that Suga would care about the fact that you looked much younger than you really are but he would enjoy teasing you about it. He would also brag that his gorgeous girlfriend chose him over the other members.

J hope: I personally think that J hope would love the fact that you looked like that. He would try to dress you in everything that he found cute and all that. He would also like taking care of you and calling you things like babygirl. (Yep daddy Hoseok in action.)

Rap Monster: Ah this little brat. He would be so turned on by the fact that you were legal but still looked so young and innocent. He would call you Little princess and tease you to death. But he would also defend you when people insulted you for dating a “much older” guy like him or people who told you that you were too young to drink etc.

Jimin: At first, when you tried flirting with him he would keep his distance especially if you tried sexually arousing him. But when he would find out about your age this little perv would be all like “so why do you look so young? Are you trying to confuse me?”

V: The fashionista alien would probably ask you about your everyday skin care routine and when you told him that you don’t he would ask you about your diet and stuff like that. He would try mimicking your everyday life and ask you if he looks younger.

Jung kook: The maknae looks much younger himself so I think that he would enjoy having someone to relate to. He would tell you all sort of funny stories that have happened to him and you would tell yours.

I always get this feeling that bangtan will literally be one of the most popular boy groups and will go down in history with everything they have done for themselves and people will look up to them and look back on their success and wish to be just like them. That they’ll inspire those who are a lot younger than us and be one of the greatest groups ever to exist and make their way to the top because they did it solely out of hard work and talent, coming from a smaller company and growing immensely within just 3 short years. They will only get bigger and better and I’m honestly so proud to be their fan and to get to experience their growth and talent in their time. The world is theirs.


Bandit, my heart-dog. <3 He’ll be around 16 next year, if he makes it. He’s in good health, just… very old.

When I was younger, like naive little middle-schooler-younger, I thought he looked part wolf, lol. I realize his colors and size are all wrong for that now but I’d never seen another dog like him before, with such large teeth and feet for his size, and I saw this wolf in one of my many, many wolf calendars that resembled him with the similar face-fluff-mane and eyes. Now I’m older and know there’s nothing truly wolfish about my old mutt and that he’s likely some kind of shepherd mix or a mutt-cluster, haha, but despite that, he has the prettiest eyes of any dog I’ve ever seen. I love my old man so much.

Dear Hasbro,

Really? You have three fashionable toy lines with cartoon series attached to them and you’re settling for halloween costumes? For 3-6 year olds? Do you know the kind of cash you would make if you started making actual street clothing lines with your monster high characters tastes in mind? Can you imagine what prom would look like if the ever after high and grand galloping Galla wardrobe were available? Teens and cosplaying adults would lose their minds!

You should consider this for 2016, I’d probably choke on my younger and die from shock if I saw that kind of thing going on.