anonymous asked:

So I can't remember if I asked this before or not (if you did I probably didn't see it ;-;) but I got hit by a car getting off my school bus recently (like, 29th of September recent), soooo do you have any suggestions of what I can do to not be bored out of my mind while I stay home all day with the only 3 places I can go is my room, the living room, and the bathroom?????

i dont know wh
i literally just lie in bed all day
i hope ur ok tho je su s

anonymous asked:

Literally i cried myself to sleep over spocks spicy dick. Can't they just use a condom... im dying kirk just got married. I feel like this fic goes way too hard for me. Got any more recs for when i finish and dont know whta to do with myself? Literally anything will do. Please

i’m dying… i’d say “read clit fingers” but i unfortunately don’t know the title other than clit fingers so the suggestion really backafired tbh. anyone in the notes? ummm also the love letter one from the k/s archive and the one where they’re married with the unicorn dog? “LITERALLY I CRIED MYSELF TO SLEEP OVER SPOCKS SPICY DICK CAN’T THEY JUST USE A CONDOM…” 

fyi all the events of spice actually canon happen but the author of spice spends more time developing kirk’s wife and storyline than the movies do. in the movies kirk’s gf dies in a horrific transporter accident and kirk is like “ok… anyway” to the point that i didn’t even realize that he knew her

anonymous asked:

I need help and I'm so sad and I'm having such a crap week and it's only Wednesday. I'm doing terrible in school I suck at the sports I play I'm getting a horrible grade in my art class and I suck at seriously everything I do and I'm so lost I can't stop crying bc I'm starting to realize I'm a waste of space I don't know what to do anymore

Yo first of all FUCK SPORTS, i literally dont know how to run… i literally ?? don’t know how… PPL USED TO LAUGH AT MY RUN, i walk up the stairs and im out of breath… don’t feel bad… SECOND OF ALL U CANT BE BAD AT ART, ART IS WHATEVER U WANT IT TO BE IF U DRAW A STICK FIGURE WHEN ITS SUPPOSED TO BE A BOWL OF FRUIT IT’S JUST HOW U SEE THE FRUIT BOWL, dude dont beat urself up over stupid shit, ur not bad at anything, i fucking promise, and the things ur bad at there’s someone out there who runs like a turkey trying to fly aka me, i love u so much and im here for u if u wanna talk, i love u and im proud of u, don’t sweat the silly shit

anonymous asked:

What social media sites are you all on? I mean, where can your followers talk to you outside of tumblr?

uH, i have a skype (ANYONE can vouch that i’m awful at replying though fogbhjog), a peach (which is mostly ? just a lot of personal stuff.), a discord (though i literally just bothered with it last night so i dont know how jack shit works) and i dont mind giving out my snapchat but my name’s super cringey because i made it when i was like. 14. and it’s pdfgkjdrffgjgfk 

can you imagine how many things mom lalonde would confess that rose would just brush off as a joke tho

cause really


does anybody actually ever realise that dan howell is literally fRICKING 1.91m (6’ 3") 


phil is pretty fricking tall too, he’s 1.88m (6’ 2")

dan has chosen a destined titan to be friends with him


so like let’s use tyler oakley as a measurement

enough said


The military is divided into three divisions: the Survey Corps, which explores outside human territory to hostile areas in a bid for expansion; the Garrison, which patrols and maintains the Walls, keeping Titans out and acting as the first to engage the Titans if the gate is destroyed; and the Military Police, the top-ranking soldiers who serve as the personal guards for the king and maintain order within the Walls.