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MOANA HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT (spoilers)

it was AMAZING SO SO AMAZING I CANT I CANNOT MY HANDS ARE SHAKING AND MY NOSE AND EYES ARE RED FROM ALL THE CRYING IT WAS JUST SO

we were going to watch Fantastic Beasts if it was still showing bUT THERE WASNT AND THEN THERE WAS MOANA AND I WAS ALREADY INTERESTED IN IT SO WE WATCHED IT AND AND AND

LITERALLY WHEN MOANA HELPED THE BBY TURTLE I STARTED CRYING. TEARS DOWN MY FACE TRYING TO STOP THE SNIFFLES CRYING AND THE OCEAN GOOD LORD WAS SOOOOO BEAUTIFUL I I I AND HER DAD AND MOM WAS SINGING AND SHE KEPT TRYING TO GO BACK AND THEN SHE GREW AND HER GRANDMA OH MY GOD DONT GET ME STARTED ON HER GRANDMA I LOVE HER GRANDMA HHHHHHHHHH AND SHE ALMOST DROWNED AND HER ANCESTORS

HER FREAKING ANCESTORS

AND MAUI AND JUST BLESS MAUI SERIOUSLY AND THE CHICKEN AND THIS IS GETTING TOO LONG BUT THE LAVA GOD AND THE HEART AND THE SHINEEEEH CRAB AND THAT BOAT AND THEN THE VOYAGERS I NEED A DAMN T SHIRT WITH JUST “THEY WERE VOYAGERS!” PRINTED ON IT THIS MOVIE WAS COMPLETELY AMAZING IM TIRED FROM ALL THE CRYING AND HICCUPING MY HEAD HURTS BUT MY CHEEKS HURT EVEN MORE FROM SMILING AND GRINNING AND JUST FEELING SO HAPPY ABOUT IT IM SO SO SOOOOOO PROUD AND THANKFUL FOR DISNEY AND THE PEOPLE WHO WORKED ON MOANA YOU GUYS ARE A BLESSING TO THIS WORLD NEVER STOP

AULI'I ESPECIALLY YOU DID SUCH A GREAT JOB I CANT BELIEVE THAT WAS YOUR FIRST TIME DOING THAT YOU WERE AMAZING AND WONDERFUL AND JUST WOWOWOWOW

THIS MOVIE WAS ABOUT FINDING YOURSELF AND ABOUT FORGIVENESS AND NEVER FORGETTING YOUR ROOTS AND I STILL CRY THINKING ABOUT IT

I LOVE MOANA

i literally can’t tolerate boys who act like they’re ~real~ ~cool~ fans and get hard over bruce wayne and shit but think bruce having friends and family is boring and robin ‘ruined’ batman, like please shut up you know literally nothing oh my god

like one time i met this guy who was like 'batman was waY better before they added robin’ i was like wow u must have really enjoyed the single year of 1939 huh

Natural oils/teas

Acne= tea tree oil (rub it on problem area if in soap form, let rest on problem area for 30ish minutes if oil/water mix)
Periods pains: coconut oil (you can find tablets of this)
Insomnia, stress: chamomile tea
Tired, slow metabolism: green tea (putting warm tea bags over your eyes will help get rid of dark circles)
Sore stomache: chai tea
Ate too much crap food: oolong tea
Feel a migraine coming, bloated: peppermint tea
Trying to wake up: matcha
Ate smthn that doesn’t agree with u, nausea: Ginger tea
De-stress: lavender (tea or candle form both work)
For colds: white tea
Asthma attacks: black tea
Cramps in your stomache: chamomile tea (I cannot stress this enough, ur cramps will be gone in like 5 minutes, literally)
Maintaining good blood pressure: hibiscus tea
Lowering cholesterol: rooibos tea
Stress: lemon balm
Before you get a cold: elderflower tea
Get sunburned easily: moringa oil
Eczema, rashes: tamanu oil
Aging, stress lines: meadowfoam seed oil
Dry skin like wtf why is my skin so dry: golden jojaba
I’m 15 and I look 50 cuz my skin is loose: Argan oil
Red spots, irregular skin colour: black cumin seed oil
Acne scars, harsh skin: rosehip oil
Dandruff, I bleach my head 10 times a day and my scalp hurts: almond oil
Dry hair: shea butter
Hair fall out: coconut oil
Frail hair, split ends: castor oil
Turns out dyeing ur hair can fuck it up: avocado oil
I want shiny hair: jojaba oil
Grow faster: ylang ylang oil
Prone to matting: eucalyptus oil
Hair too oily: basil oil
Hair loss: Rosemary oil
Ur hair stands up when u hold it between ur fingers: chamomile oil
Dry scalp: myrrh oil

Feel free to add to the list !!

Let me get this straight….

The creator of my favorite childhood show The Powerpuff Girls

The creator of my obsession from 8th grade through college Danny Phantom

And the creators of two of my current obsessions Gravity Falls and Steven Universe

ARE ALL GOING TO BE IN THE SAME ROOM AT THE SAME TIME!?!

Literally, creators the 4 shows I have ever considered a number 1 favorite of mine are all going to be in the same room together and I cannot handle this.

lance and keith going grocery shopping together

  • they’ve been kicked out of a few so they have to keep finding new ones
    • “if you wouldn’t take it upon yourself to run as fast as your feet can go and hop on the buggy to ride it down the aisles, we wouldn’t keep having this problem, lance”
    • they also get into a loud argument about whether or not lunchables count as acceptable sustenance
  • name brand v. off-brand
    • “you can’t tell me what to do with my money, keith” “there is literally a five dollar price difference, lance” “quality over quantity” “I’ve bought the off-brand before and you didn’t notice a difference” “yoU WHAT”
    • that discussion gets them kicked out a second time
  • “no lance, you cannot use the child-sized buggy” “but it makes me feel mighty and powerful” “put it back” “no. I like pretending I’m a giant, you don’t run my life”
  • they know each others favorite food and always make sure they don’t forget to get the other something - even if it’s not on the list and keith is a stickler for Sticking To the List™
  • “can we get ben and jerry’s?” “no, lance” “please?” “no” “I will lay down in the aisle and never move again if we don’t” “lance” “……….” “oh my goD GET UP OFF OF THE FLOOR YOU’RE A 23YO ADULT LANCE STOP USING TODDLER WAR TACTICS”
    • 2 small cartons of The Tonight Dough find their way into the buggy
  • lance sings along to the cheesy playlist and there’s no stopping him once TBSB/N*SYNC/One Direction/any embarrassing pop song, etc. starts playing
    • does funny dance moves until he has keith laughing out loud
    • bad lip-syncing a lot of bad lip-syncing
  • it never fails they forget something important like toilet paper or there was one bleak incident where keith realized they forgot coffee….the next morning
  • even though he hates going to the grocery, grocery shopping is actually one of keith’s favorite things to do with lance because lance is just so electric he can’t ever tell what he’s going to do or say next and he’s a sucker for domestic things besides the fact
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get to know me meme | [3/5] favorite fictional females: Buffy Summers (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

“Do you think I chose to be like this? Do you have any idea how lonely it is, how dangerous? I would love to be upstairs watching TV or gossiping about boys or… god, even studying! But I have to save the world. Again.”

Today in history my teacher was lecturing about political parties and he goes, “The first republican candidate was John C. …?” and he pauses, ya know, to let us fill in the blank. And I shit you not, almost the entire class goes, “-cENAAAA DA DA DUM DA” and everyone just bursts out laughing and the teacher is lookin at us all with this face like what-the-fuck-just-happened and it was basically the highlight of my entire life