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anonymous asked:

Hey Chanty ! I've been reading your fanfic for a while now and I love the way you write ! I was wondering if you could do a Dr. Steve/University Student Natasha fanfic please ? I've been thinking about this none stop ever since Chris's esquire photo shoot came out 😩😂 Thank you 💖

O M G that photoshoot hit me right away with an AU vibe!! It’s funny that you mentioned university teacher, because I thought that same thing for the photo of him with the glasses, and also of him that Extra Soft blue sweater. Like. How could you not think that? But the first thing I thought of was like maybe Nat would be his neighbor who always comes to bug him when he’s sitting on his front porch on a nice evening grading papers, and they have tea and flirt and he keeps trying to guess what she does for a living but she never really tells him if he’s right or wrong because it’s more fun that way.

Usually I’m not a fan of teacher/student relationships, but, your request got me thinking and–

  • okay, Steve is a young teacher and isn’t that much older than Natasha anyway, so that doesn’t make it a big deal; at least that’s what she tells Maria every time it comes up, which is often because Natasha actually talks about her beloved ethics teacher all the time, even though she “doesn’t have a thing for him” and Maria will just smirk knowingly and shake her head and let her best friend live in denial
  • but seriously, this is her last semester before she graduates and then technically nothing would be wrong with liking him, right? if she liked him like that, anyway. but she doesn’t, nope, he’s just a really great teacher and she wants his input on literally everything because she likes hearing him talk about things. it’s all perfectly innocent.
  • and Steve is kind of half oblivious and also half in denial himself to not find it strange that he actually spends quite a lot of time with one of his students. like. a lot of time. because she shows up to class early for scheduling reasons and instead of making her wait outside, he opens his door to her and lets her chill out in the room with him while he preps for his lesson. and lets her linger afterward on the days where she’s not rushing to her next lecture. and he just so happens to come to the diner she works part-time at to grade papers because he doesn’t like going straight home and they have wi-fi and awesome milkshakes, which may or may not be because Natasha makes them just the way he likes it every time
  • and sometimes she brings him things for class, like chocolates or candy or granola bars or whatever snack she happens to have in her bag. and he appreciates the gesture and likes to return the favor by leaving generous tips when she’s his waitress
  • halfway through the semester, he runs into her and her roommates at the convenience store near his house. and by runs into, he means he hears laughing a few aisles over and maybe, maybe he realizes that he might have a bit of a problem on his hands when he can immediately tell that’s Natasha’s voice, and then he sort of – wanders in that direction and turns to find her dancing in the aisle with her roommates along to the song that one of the girl’s is blasting from her phone, and they’re in pajamas and university sweaters and yeah, maybe it’s perfectly innocent to bump into them, but it also makes him feel a little bit like a creep considering he feels… attracted to her right now. incredibly so. more than he’s felt all semester.
  • and then she turns her head and finds Mr. Rogers standing right there and actually feels her stomach flip, because she’s aware that her hair is in the messiest braids ever and a sweater that’s two sizes too big on her and no make-up. and Maria and Sharon literally giggle when they see Mr. Rogers, and maybe Nat’s imagining it, but, does he seem nervous as he walks over to them? she thinks he is, but what would he have to be nervous about, exactly?
  • Maria and Sharon try to wave him over, but he politely declines and grabs a bag of M&Ms off of the shelf and says he should get back to grading midterms. and Natasha tries to brush off the incident despite Maria and Sharon teasing her for a good half hour after he’s left the store, but then she shows up to class the next day and plops herself on his desk as per usual and he’s neck-deep in grading papers, still, but he gives her this grin as he nudges a small bowl with M&Ms in it toward her and she doesn’t know what she feels like a fucking giddy schoolgirl all of a sudden, but she does.
  • Sam and Bucky meet her when they all have dinner at her diner, and okay, maybe he’s been further in denial than he thought when his best friends pick up on this – flirtation between him and Natasha when she’s taking their order. and of course they’re both assholes about it. he spends the first half of dinner listening to them tease him relentlessly and then spends the other half listening to them lecture him about being careful and that he could get in serious shit if the university finds out and, duh, he’s thought about this before. several times.
  • they last until the last month. literally, they have a month left before the end of the semester, a month until she graduates. in their defense, it’s by accident.
  • he’s grading at the diner and ends up staying late, and he’s her last table, so she’s leaving when he is, and obviously he hangs back so that he can walk her to her car, because she’s his student and he cares about her safety and. yeah. that. and they end up leaning against the side of her car and talking for another twenty minutes about anything and everything, until he looks over and sees her peering up at him with this look in her eyes that makes his lips go a little dry, and she reaches up and touches his cheek and he just – doesn’t move, and she stretches on her toes and her lips ghost over his cheek, and he thinks, okay, she’ll just give him a quick kiss goodnight, and his heart kind of pangs at this
  • except her lips linger, and she tilts her head and looks at him and his eyes flick down to her mouth and then she’s pressing their lips together and they’re kissing and it’s hungry and desperate and all of this pent up energy just crashes over them and it’s exhilarating
  • and she’s so lost in the kiss that she’s actually a little disoriented when he pulls away all of a sudden, and she has to blink to get her vision back, and when she does, she sees this small but reluctant smile, which would have been a punch to her gut if not for the clear want still shining in his eyes. when he gives her the short speech about it not being right, he sounds even more reluctant and maybe that makes her smile. so does the shift in his tone when he adds, “–and then when you graduate–”
  • “then this”– she gestures between then, a grin on her lips and a sparkle in her eyes –“is fair game?”
  • he smirks. smirks. fuck, she thought he was sexy before…
  • “yeah,” he answers, voice gruff. “if you still want this, we’ll give it a try. in a month.”
  • “a month,” she echoes in a promise.
  • (an hour after graduation, after she’s gotten her diploma and taken pictures and had a celebratory lunch with her friends, she rushes over to the diner with her cap and gown all but forgotten in her back seat as she bursts through the doors and finds Steve sitting at his usual table. he’s sketching this time, not grading papers, and he smiles and starts to stand and she doesn’t care about the attention they draw when she literally runs and throws herself into his arms with her legs hooked around his waist; no, she doesn’t give a damn about anything but kissing this man breathless.)
  • (also? the first time he hoists her onto his desk in his home office, her fingers in his hair as she drags his head between her thighs, she tells him that she had a few daydreams in his classroom that started off this way and he groans back, “yeah, me too,” as he pushes her legs a little further apart, and– )

people who are really adamant about not making their jargon accessible bug me i’m sorry like i know not everything is written for everyone in mind and to demand access to one’s theory for free can be fucked up but if you’re just shooting the shit on tumblr it’s not that serious and i am sure there are simpler ways to phrase things especially if your audience is a class of people shunned from academia

I was rewatching “Escape from Beta Traz” and like this fucking scene

Pidge is just like “Lance, you’re gonna need to get a scan of his face” like it’s the easiest thing in the world and if it were any other idk SANE person they would’ve at least been like “wtf pidge have you seen this guy like he’s terrifying and also how the fuck am I gonna scan HIS FACE from this distance hidden away without him fucking noticing me”

But Lance, CLASS CLOWN LANCE, just says “Copy that” and gets down to business

HE IS A SHARPSHOOTER IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE I MEAN HE REALLY ONLY HAS LIKE A 3 SECOND WINDOW TO AIM AND SCAN FROM THIS DISTANCE

HE SHOOTS THIS BLINDING ASS LIGHT WITH ZERO HESITATION AND LIKE

IN 0.00001456933 SECONDS THIS BITCH TURNS AROUND

But Lance used his fast leggys and hid himself like wtf I’m so proud of him. He is so smart and good and has amazing reflexes and is a quick thinker and doesn’t hesitate when people need him.

And he is like so relieved that he actually did the thing but doesn’t gloat or bask in his moment he just sends Pidge the face like NO PROBLEM “Face on the way Pidge” THAT WASNT RISKY AT ALL. WHATEVER. ALL IN A DAYS WORK.

MY SON GETS SHIT DONE AND THIS MISSION WOULD HAVE COMPLETELY FAILED WITHOUT HIM FOR SO MANY REASONS

My personal hero of Episode 11?

There is so much love, so much passion.
And with this, seemingly small move, she helped JJ to not fall into the depression that is often followed by a severe anxiety attack.
Because let’s face it, that’s exactly what he had. A panic attack.
She snapped him out of the moment… The moment he would probably have drowned himself in self doubt.

She showed him that for HER he is still the best.
And then others join in. Because for THEM he is also the best.

And it’s so pure and speaks to me on so many levels. I cried.
Like a baby. And I’m not scared to admit it.

And that’s what I love so much about Yuri!!! on Ice. It’s so real on so many levels. It shows so many struggles other anime (or shows, or movies) rather hide from because they don’t want their watchers to feel down.
but YoI shows it. It shoots right through our hearts… but then it also shows that there is always light at the end.
Always someone to stand by you.
Always a way to overcome things.
Not alone, but with the people who love you.

I LOVE Yuri!!! on Ice.
Because it’s pure emotion.

Wait til you find someone that looks at you the way I look at her. Wait for someone who takes photo shoots with you. Wait for someone who tells you how in love with you they are. Wait for someone that’s gonna love everything about you, including all your flaws. Wait for someone who accepts you for who you are and doesn’t want you to change. Wait for your soulmate, don’t settle for less than you deserve.

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The meaning behind this shoot? I was hurting in more ways than I could handle. It was like this constant ache in my chest that wouldn’t go away. I know some of you can relate to that. So when the foggy weather rolled in, I just had to take advantage of it!

Being 22 floors up during a Canadian winter is no joke, I was freezing! But I definitely enjoyed creating these self-portraits and had to share it with you all

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I hate [photo shoots]. I have my insecurities, and some days you don’t want to be photographed. You notice all of your flaws even if others don’t notice them. Photo shoots also feel very vain because it’s all about you and your looks and your face. I feel I work better on camera. Even when fans come up to me on the street for a photo, I’d almost rather go for coffee with them instead. It’s the God’s honest truth! There’s an expectation that people have of you to look a certain way because you’re on TV, and I don’t look like that every day. So it can be very daunting.

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King Ezekiel in Every Episode» The Well
People want someone to follow. It’s human nature. They want someone to make ‘em feel safe. And people who feel safe are less dangerous, more productive. They see a dude with a tiger, shoot. They start tellin’ stories about finding it in the wild, wrestling it into submission, turning it into his pet. They make the guy larger than life, a hero. And who am I to burst their bubble? Next thing you know, they treat me like royalty. They wanted, they needed someone to follow. So I acted the part. I faked it till I made it. I was a zookeeper. Shiva, she fell into one of the concrete moats in her exhibit. It was empty, the vets were on their way, but her leg was ripped open. She was gonna bleed out. The sound she made. She was in so much pain. I knew the risk. I had to try. And I got my shirt up around her leg saved her life. After that, she never showed so much as a tooth in my direction. Keeping a tiger isn’t practical. I know. She eats as much as 10 people. She could yank the chain out of my hand. Hell, she could yank my arm right off. But she hasn’t. She won’t. I lost a lot, just like everybody else. When it all started to end, I found myself back at the zoo. Shiva was one of the last animals left. She was trapped hungry, alone. Like me. She was the last thing left in this world that I loved. She protected me. She got me here, made me larger than life. And I made this place. I used to act in community theater. Played a few kings in my day. Arthur, Macbeth Martin Luther. My name really is Ezekiel, though. That’s 100% real. Cards on the table. Nothing up my sleeve. I’d appreciate you keep this between us, though, for them. And, yeah, a little bit for me.

It must be awkward to have one of those Monthly Cycles™ if you’re in space and are surrounded by four guys and two aliens who most likely don’t have to or know how to deal with that but tbh I’m laughing at the concept of Pidge asking if the castle has heating pads to help her with cramps and Keith saying “I don’t know but my lion can shoot lava so if you punch me it’ll be on its way here”

Context: trying out a homebrew campaign with a little steampunk twist and modernized weaponry (where guns are power but inaccurate AF, recoiled to the max, and heavy) we are fighting a group of 13 bandits in a small canyon and our main tank-like orc and assassin-like fighters are KO’d by the way of getting hit by crap rolls by our mage.

Our half-imp half-centaur: I pick up the orcs hrotron (basically an aoe cannon, SUPER HEAVY)

Dm: you know what, sure, roll for it to pick it up, aim, and shoot. 3 rolls.

HIHC: NAT 19, and 2 NAT 20S

The whole room busts out laughing for 12 mins.

Dm: Not only did you successfully pick it and fire it at the bandits… (rolls for situational luck: 18 in our favor) the uh..the explosion shifts the nearby boulders out of the wall smashing into the rest of the bandits as well as an entire other team hiding nearby.

HIHC OOC: I AM THE NEW TANK!

We later went on to find out the imp has a wife who KO’d a wild adult griffin by way of Suplex.

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Send me quotes please!

I really want to continue this series :) So if you want, send me an ask with your favourite character and a quote of theirs that means something to you, and I’ll see if I can use it! I’m trying not to use romance-specific quotes so that everyone can identify themselves with them regardless of their personal playthrough.

The finished companions can be found here and are also available on Society6 by the way ;)

(Oh yeah, though they’re not technically companions I do intend to go with Josephine and Cullen as well because let’s face it they’re amazing. So if there’s any other non-companion characters you’d like to see, shoot me an ask!)

anonymous asked:

So I'm going to try and commit to making a comic... any tips? I have a short attention span so making comics are quite difficult but I love making them.

Seeing you mentioned “have a short attention span” so here is some of my not-really-professional advices for you welp, hope they can help.

1) Grow a habit for marking down your ideas for plots/characters/even drafts for the comic! Just mark them down in a notebook/sketchbook/even your own phone. You can use your own spare time aka when you have nothing particular to do for doing this (e.g. wait for bus,breaks from lessons/work or during lessons because I am a irresponsible student lmao don’t follow me) As I am slowly starting on my own OC comic (it is a secret shhhhh) I started sketched down drafts for how my comic goes on, which just looks like this lmao:

(As far as you can understand the contents yourself, it is ok for your stuffs to be messy *Audible wink*)
This is not only for using time more efficiently in editing your ideas, also saving your energy when you start actually drawing stuffs out.

2) While you are drawing your comic, look out for whether yourself being distracted to doing other stuffs. If you find yourself have been sneaking out for shitposting on Tumblr/looking unrelated stuffs on other websites, drive yourself back into your drawing immediately, internet is always powerful enough to suck away your time. Of course you are allowed to take breaks, maybe set up several 10~15 minutes breaks for you to relax, let your eyes and hands and brain to rest is important. But above all, don’t force your body to do things out of your limit. It is ok to take things slowly, you draw for fun, if forced, nothing will be fun anymore.

3) Make sure you have enough energy when drawing. Drawing under a tired situation will never make you work be good as your brain can’t even work firmly. If you still want to finish another page first while it is already midnight, go sleep first. There is no time limit for your comics, you health is always on top of that. Moreover, sufficient sleep can gain you more attention span as well!

4) If your aim is to make a GOOD comic, don’t hesitate to look up tutorials and reference! There are already so many good teaching references from how to plan comic frames to basic anatomy, learning is forever good.

This post has talked about how to do well time management in a really clear way, way better than my clumsy words haha. I hope all these helps! 

Could you just imagine if 80% of America’s favorite white fuckboys on TV got killed off by stray bullets ??

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And did you know the liberty bell is a replica
Silently housed in its original walls

ON/OFF - a yamatsukki fanmix
((art by me))

01. IDFC - Blackbear “Cause I have hella feelings for you, I act like I don’t fucking care,”
02. Daddy issues - The Neighbourhood  / “You ask me what I’m thinking about I’ll tell you that I’m thinking about”
03. Butterfly culture - Benjamin Francis Leftwich / “You put out to put up, Even while your widening smile”
04. Watch me Rise - MIkky Ekko /“I’m still standin’, I’m still climbin' Even when the best are fallin’, the best are fallin'” 
05. Shine - Years & Years  / “Don’t leave me behind; can you see me? I’m shining” 
06. I Cant love you - Adore Delano / ”A shooting star, lighting up the darkness” …“ I love the way you touch my lips You live to kiss The freckles on my shoulder So I can pull you closer, yeah”
07. I needed you - Blackbear“You know this was never really about us And everything was always ‘bout you” 
08. The way it was - The Killers / “If I go on With you by my side Can it beThe way it was When we met” 

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ON/OFF relationship: They may wish to keep an ongoing formal relationship, but have difficulty doing so because of continuous conflicts between themselves. 

Imagine if FAHC Jeremy tried to act as innocent as Jeremy did on Off Topic. 

I’m not rowdy. He says pouring a shot. 

I’m nothing like you guys. He says, after holding up a bank. 

I was a good a kid, didn’t do anything wrong. He says after shooting someone.

I mean, I may be a criminal. But I’m not like the Vagabond. He says after torturing doing an interrogation. 

Michael is always there to give him a look and say Are you fucking kidding me?

Well, I mean. Jeremy tries to defend himself. I only kill someone for self defense. 

You shot someone yesterday because Gavin bet you couldn’t hit a person from across the street with your eyes closed. 

I mean. Yeah. 

psa

I’m interested in serial killers, and to be completely honest, the part of the TCC that sees it all like a fandom makes me sick to my stomach. This isn’t a fucking tv-series or a band or something to idolize at all. You don’t ship serial killers, you don’t put flower crowns on the Columbine shooters, you don’t write fucking fanfiction about the serial killers. It is so nerve-wreckingly disgusting. If you in any way support the things these horrible people have done, you must be just as awful and disgusting as they are. And I know that there are people within the TCC that are just like me, simply interested. I’m interested in the stories, the backgrounds, the motifs. I’m not romanticizing the killers one bit. They are disgusting people that should by no means be looked up to. They committed horrible acts and killed so many innocents. They are awful to say the least. We are tired of being associated with the sick people that worship and adore these criminals. We are not like them at all.

Thank you.

me about Alexandra Grey: awe she’s so cute and dorky! protect her!

me about Alexandra Danvers: fuuuuuck you are hot. please choke me. please shoot me. please show me the six different very painful ways you can get me to talk using your index finger.

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Tagging @aochii9113 since you asked initially XD but yes here you go~ 

Funny thing was I was listening to Britney’s Toxic while scanning this XD ;_; to be honest this is way too precious to use ahahaha. But frankly the pockets for the can badges are really small shoot me it’s so cute too so I don’t think a lot of badges really fit. Buuut it’s such a nice item to add into my BSD collection >w<~ 

Again like, idk if you’re using this scanned images from here/me, credits not necessary but still appreciated.