Request : please do a jeff atkins imagine but please dont let him die there iM BEGGIN U
This imagine doesn’t mention his death or the party or anything! Just a regular ‘dating Jeff Atkins’ imagine. Lol
Requests are closed. xx
Warnings : not really smut but… stripping ?…. cheeky!Jeff
Pairings : Jeff x Fem.Reader
Walking into the library, my eyes scanned over everyone’s faces until I saw my boyfriend sitting with Clay. He looked irritated and pinched the bridge of his nose. Taking a seat at the table, Jeff’s eyes lit up.
“Hey babe.” He smiled.
I grinned, “How’s he doing, Clay?”
“Depends. Did Abraham Jefferson write the Declaration of Independence?” Clay responded smartly.
out in the back of the church we told each other we’d grow up and keep being odd with our fingertips stained and our knees all bruised and you took a deep breath and told me that you can’t teach a fish to climb a tree and if someone tried to make you survive through a lifetime of cubicles you’d explode like a firework and i laughed and said okay what color firework
i figured you’d say something sarcastic and strange like chartreuse or evergreen or wintermint
but you looked at me with those eyes that meant you had glimpsed something of your future and sort of hated it and you said “you know the color you feel when someone you love slowly forgets you”
and i swallowed hard and said yes, yes i had lived through a couple of those
you looked at the sky then. “i’d be one of those,” you said, “a whole sunset of them.”
Context: Currently our four person party has split up to try and find information on how to contact the Matrons of the underground city we are in, as they are the only ones who can help us try and get our bodies back. Karlie, a previous half-elf, now dwarf ranger and Salt, a previous dragon-born, now wood elf witch (me) have reached a brothel where after a few questions, we now have a lead on were they can find one of the Matrons son. Previously, due to the body swap, Salt has lost her son, which due to her witch archetype of Matriarch, she needs a child to get advantage on saving throws and ability checks. So this is where I decide to try and remedy that
Karlie (OOC): So are we done here?
Salt (OOC): Wait hold up. (In character, to the Brothel owner) Excuse me, I have an odd request.
DM: Certainly! We have plenty fine specimen here to help you with any needs you may have.
Salt: Alright, well to be frank I just need sperm?
The entire party starts to laugh.
Salt: You see I have no need for physical pleasures and I just need to get pregnant so…
DM: Well I’ll show what we have and then you can decide, hmm?
Karlie: *completely done with me already* I’m staying here!
After a brief conversation, and seeing as I seem uninterested in the men the owner has shown me, the DM then says.
DM: Well, we do have one more, (she laughs,OOC) okay so the Owner of the Brothel leads you upstairs to a large suite, with a round king size bed in the center. On that bed is a completely naked dragon-born who is in a “paint me like one your french girls” pose with a sheet covering his crotch.
I start to cackle as the guy who plays Karlie screams into his hands.
Salt: Oh yes definitely this guy. Okay so do you have a bucket he can just jack and go in?
DM (OOC): You’re gonna have to role disadvantage for the bucket.
Salt: Oh, um (OOC) I need a second opinion. I go get Karlie and bring him upstairs.
Karlie (OOC): NO
Salt: So I don’t know what to do here, and I need to get pregnant, but I don’t want to do him.
Karlie: If you won’t do him I will.
Salt (OOC): *Laughing* okay, fine, I do it.
DM: Do you role to have a good time?
Salt (OOC): Okay sure. *roles a 18*
DM: You have a VERY good time.
Karlie (OOC): Karlie is just sobbing into his hands downstairs.
Salt (OOC): So am I pregnant?
DM: Yeah, congratulations!
I cheer and fist bump the air as the Karlie player lays his head on the table.
Fast forward to the final boss fight, Karlie pulls a card from his Deck of Many Things. The party seeing the DM smile, fear the worst.
DM: Okay I can’t believe I’m doing this but Karlie flings his card down onto the ground and there is a bright flash of light and there stands Salt’s baby daddy, completely naked, because you pulled the summon a level four fighter.