i-just-want-to-chop-it-all-off

Isak and Even hair drabble | what even is this tho?

I miss Isak, I miss Even…I wonder what they are doing right now…

I imagine that they are being goofy as always, showing their affection by arguing about something silly like 

OMG like Isak deciding that he wants to get a flipping haircut! And Even is just like NO !!!!! FUCKING !!! WAY !!!! BOI. He is literally so offended and I mean this actually turns super serious. Isak kinda just said it one day like “Ugh my hair is getting so long, and it’s so curly and so annoying and I just want to chop it all off” and Even’s all like “lol don’t do that baby, you would not pull of bald. You’d look like a cute baby egg” and then he just kisses his golden curls and Isak playfully slaps him away while grinning “Shut up! I would not, I’d look like a fucking king” 

Even just laughs and is like “sure baby” 

but then of course eventually it gets serious??? like Isak brings it up again one day, like Even mentions a film he wants to go see and Isak is like “Oh let me know the time it’s on because I was thinking of getting my hair cut on Sunday” and Even just like freezes and is all “EXCUSE ME? wot da fuq” and Isak looks up at him and is like “yeah i mean i’m just gonna get it cut a little shorter so it’s not as curly and annoying.” Even’s hand (which was stroking all of Isak’s ‘annoying’ curls) has just stopped in his hair and he is just Not. Chill. At. All. he looks at Isak with his mouth all open and pouty “You are not cutting your hair.” he declares meeting Isaks eyes. 

Isak laughs “what??” he shouts amused and surprised at the passion inside his boys voice over his damn hair. Even just tilts his face down and gives Isak his “I am not kidding babe your not going there, fight me boo” look. 

and Isak just laughs before shouting “oh my gosh your being ridiculous! It’s just hair It doesn’t even matter EVEEEEEN!” 

so then Even just thinks oh you want to fucking start this before smiling and nodding. Isak nods with pride thinking he’s won this fight befooooore Even says 

“You know what? You’re right, summer is coming up and it just gets so hot, I think i’ll go and get my hair cut with you.” 

OH DEAR LORD 

NO 

Isak looks back up at him in horror “NEI!” he practically screams before he could rethink it. 

Even’s eyebrows shoot up smugly “what? no? But baby it’s just hair right?” 

Isak rolls his eyes and crosses his arms in defeat “Fine…fine no fucking hair cut. I hate you.” 

Even rolls over and pulls grumpy Isak closer to him, holding him against his chest. “You love me…” He runs his hand through Isak’s prince hair and kisses it before whispering in his ear “and I love your hair.” 

Isak smiles to himself and blushes. He would never tell Even but after hearing those words from the man of his life, Isak has never looked after his precious curls more.  

anonymous asked:

hey so idk if u can help me but I kinda just want to chop off all my (v long) hair & get a pixie cut buuuuut I have a v round face and apparently that's "not good for pixie cuts",, basically I'm just wondering if I should just say fUCK BEAUTY STANDARds and cut it or keep it long so I don't look like an idiot w terrible hair (this is rly bothering me)

get one anyway 

Signs' Common Thoughts Pt2
  • Aries: 'Why in the hell are you people so slow?!'
  • Taurus: 'Is it illegal to marry food?'
  • Gemini: 'Can Demons have feelings?'
  • Cancer: 'I just want to chop off all of your heads and sell them to my drugged self'
  • Leo: 'She's a 10ish. Hmm...That man is a 10 and I would bang...Am I gay?'
  • Virgo: 'If I was murder right now I wouldn't have to do work...Why am I alive?'
  • Libra: 'Can I lick your face?'
  • Scorpio: 'Can I make a new position? The 73? Let's do it!'
  • Sagittarius: 'I need to get my baby a present! And by baby I mean my stomach and by present I mean food...I've been single for so long.'
  • Capricorn: 'Do I need a child? No...well I want one but my career choice won't give me enough time for it'
  • Aquarius: 'I just want some food'
  • Pisces: 'Can I be a pimp?'
92.

This is going to be a deep survey. you ready?

- Yas
What are you doing tomorrow?

- I just have dance from 6-9, that’s probably it.
Have you met anybody that changed your life?

- I mean, lots of people have made impacts on my life in different ways
Delete a year of your life, or start over in a new town?

- Start over in a new town
Anyone you’re giving up on?

- Nah, I found someone and I think we’ll have a good relationship
Do you like little kids?

- No, I’m not very good with them and I’ve just never been a little kid person
Would you want to know the date of your death?

- Noo
Would you rather have long or short hair?

- Long, but I hate how damaged and frizzy it gets and it can be annoying so there are times where I just want to chop it all off and have it like boy-length
Who pissed you off yesterday?

- No one, actually yesterday was the most perfect day of my entire summer I’d have to say
You love math right?

- Heck naw
Are you one of those people who are always cold?

- No, but I don’t do well with temperature extremes haha
Is your cell phone a touch screen phone?

- Yes
Will you be in a relationship in 4 months?

- Most likely yeah!!
Who did you last cry in front of?

- No one
Angry at anyone?

- Nope
Is it hard to make you laugh?

- Haha no, I’m a very laugh-y person
Are you good at hiding your feelings?

- Not really, everyone seems to be able to tell when I’m not happy
Do you hate the last female you had a conversation with?

- No
Where would you like to live other than where you are?

- Canada, England, or Ireland. But most likely Canada in Toronto.
Do you throw up gang signs?

- No lol
What are you listening to rite now?

- Nothing
What’s your favorite color?

- Blue or purple
When did you meet the last male you texted?

- Yesterday
Are you currently looking forward to anything?

- Dance team auditions, a couple concerts, seeing Quinn again because yesterday we had the best time ever
Do you want to cut your hair?
- At times I do but nah my hair is all I have going for me
Connection between you and the last person who text messaged you?

- I guess technically friends
Do you have trust issues?

- Yeah, I don’t believe you can ever fully 100% trust anyone, like not even the person you marry.
Was the first person you talked to today male or female?

- Male
How’s your life lately?

- Pretty lovely
Are you currently in a relationship?

- Technically no
Did you do anything productive today?

- Not yet
Would you ever get a tattoo?

- Maybe, not sure
Dark hair or light hair in the opposite sex?

- Dark hair but idk it depends
Kiss a boy whose name starts with a S?

- No lol
Will your next kiss be a mistake?

- Nopeee
What did you do for your last birthday?

- Hung out with my friend and did a little mall photoshoot together haha
Have you ever felt like someone of the opposite sex truly cared about you?

- Possibly
When was the last time a member of the opposite sex hugged you?

- Yesterday
Do you know anyone that smokes weed?

- Yeah
Do you have a YouTube account?

- Yes, I should probably make videos more often
What do you want for your birthday?
- If I have a boyfriend at the time I just wanna do something special with them tbh
Is there anyone who doesn’t like you?

- I don’t know, probably
Who did you spend your summer with last year?

- No one hardly, mostly my friend Cabi though but not a whole lot
Where did you get the pants you’re wearing?

- No clue
Are you happy?

- Yes, happier than before for sure
Is anything bothering you?

- Not really, I have a couple things worrying me a little but I just need to brush them off
Where was the last place you fell asleep other than your own bed?

- I don’t know
Are you in a good mood right now?

- Pretty good
Do you want kids?

- No, never
Do you think that you have made a difference in someones life?

- I don’t know, I hope
Does the last person who texted you make you smile?

- Yess
Will this weekend be a good one?

- I hope so!!
Who was your first crush?

- in preschool I had a crush on this fat Hawaiian kid hahaha
Are you in a complicated relationship?

- No
How many hours did you sleep last night?

- 8 hours
Do you get drunk every weekend?

- No, I’m against getting drunk
Will you be sleeping alone tonight?

- Yes smh teenage problems
Are you okay with making a total fool of yourself?

- Not really, I have too much anxiety
Do you have any regrets?

- Not that I can think of
If you died, would people miss you?

- I’m sure, I mean I hope
Miss anyone right now?

- Yes haha