i-just-think-she's-funny

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goddamn this took way too long

This is filed under: “things that seemed like a good idea when I thought them up”

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“I NEVER THOUGHT I’D SEE, A TIME WHEN YOU WOULD BE
SO FAR AWAY FROM HOME, SO FAR AWAY FROM ME.”

ー( ´ ▽ ` )ノ

  • Shungiku Nakamura, Author of Junjou Romantica and Sekaiichi Hatsukoi:You know what trope I enjoy a lot? Unrequited love.
  • Usami, Hiroki, Sumi, Ijuin, Yuu, and Yokozawa:We know.

“She is better than Larry. Fuck Larry. Larry is a little shit.”

buzzfeed.com
The First Latina "SNL" Cast Member Has Been Deleting Offensive Tweets
A Twitter purge drew some negative attention a week after Melissa Villaseñor made SNL history.
By Marcus Jones

“I personally was surprised because I really don’t know much about her, but the videos that I saw about her I just thought were hilarious,” she said. “[Though] for anybody to say something like, ‘The world doesn’t need Mexicans on bikes,’ it’s just not okay. If you’re trying to make a joke, I can try and critique the joke if I think that it merits a critique, but those kinds of statements are essentially saying, ‘I’m scared to go on a date with a black man.’ I don’t find it humorous and honestly, with some of those tweets, maybe not all of them, but those two in particular, I don’t think it was meant to be funny. I think she was just indicating her sentiment — her problematic sentiment.”

White Latinxs… please do better.

Drunk Freelancer Headcanons
  • Carolina:The drunker she gets, the more prone she is to doing silly drinking games and trying to out-drink other people. She wins almost all of the time.
  • Wash:Incredibly philosophical and self-searching. "Like, dude, do you, like... hear me out, do you ever wonder why we're here?"
  • York:Incredibly flirty with ridiculous pick-up lines that he generally can't complete without burping obnoxiously or taking another huge sip of his drink.
  • North:Normally the equivalent of the sober driver but whenever he gets drunk he has a habit of giving people pats on the back and buying sad people a drink on the house.
  • South:Yells a lot and is often asked to leave before dumping security guards on their ass.
  • CT:Surprisingly quiet most of the time no matter how drunk she gets.
  • Wyoming:Accent gets markedly thicker and he mutters about all things British and glares at people with American accents before grumbling about "ungrateful bloody colonists". Swears British-ly when people remind him the American Revolutionary war was several centuries ago.
  • Maine:Slumped over the bar snoring loudly.
  • Florida:Incredibly huggy. Like, dude.
  • 479er:"No, dude, I swear I can drive. Nah it's fine, watch I can even do a barrel roll, I'm not drunk at all."
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i was NOT in 500 days of summer :: cal/4
+ 5sos dopplegänger series 🌚🌝
+ calum :: joseph gordon-levitt

requests are open!

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after the last thing i draw Jamie’s immediate response was “AU where instead of captain america for a retainer Elise has batman” 

so here’s five million doodles of Gerome doing very important retainer duties for the little Nohrian princess, he takes his job increDIBLY seriously, thank you. Unlike the other royal sibs and their Awakening!retainers he is definitely the babysitter here, I bet he’d probably be like Jakob except not a butler and five times more straight-faced. 

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the girls night out job + favorite lines

breitbart.com
Ted Cruz Has A Favorite 'My Little Pony' Character - Breitbart
Ted Cruz Has A Favorite 'My Little Pony' Character

“What’s your favorite My Little Pony?” Cruz asks his tiny supporter, a little girl who is wearing a Rainbow Dash beanie. 

“Twilight,” she says. 

“I have two daughters, and they love Twilight,” Cruz says, before adding, with a grin: “My favorite, though, is Applejack. I just think she’s funny.”

Zodiac Ted Cruz is officially a Brony.

This election just keeps getting better and better…

Signs as RWBY characters
  • (I based this off their personalities the best I could!!)
  • (I also only put down characters that have enough screentime where I could gather some semblance of their personality)
  • Aquarius:Professor Ozpin
  • Pisces:Blake Belladonna, Jaune Arc
  • Cancer:Pyrrha Nikos, Velvet Scarlatina
  • Gemini:Ruby Rose, Nora Valkyrie, Bartholomew Oobleck, Sun Wukong
  • Taurus:Adam Taurus
  • Aries:Cardin Winchester, James Ironwood, Emerald Sustrai, Coco Adel
  • Sagittarius:Yang Xiao Long
  • Virgo:Penny, Lie Ren, Glynda Goodwitch
  • Leo:Cinder Fall, Mercury Black, Peter Port
  • Scorpio:Roman Torchwick, Neo
  • Libra:Neptune Vasilias
  • Capricorn:Weiss Schnee

I feel like the family dynamic between Ciri, Geralt and Yen would be Ciri is the kid who would ask mom for permission if dad said no but if mom said no, Ciri wouldn’t even try to go behind Yen’s back and ask Geralt and just be like “yeah that’s a definite no.”