after the last thing i draw Jamie’s immediate response was “AU where instead of captain america for a retainer Elise has batman”
so here’s five million doodles of Gerome doing very important retainer duties for the little Nohrian princess, he takes his job increDIBLY seriously, thank you. Unlike the other royal sibs and their Awakening!retainers he is definitely the babysitter here, I bet he’d probably be like Jakob except not a butler and five times more straight-faced.
<b>Lydia:</b> He saved me mom. Stiles saved me.<p/><b>Scott:</b> ...?<p/><b>Deaton:</b> ...?<p/><b>Malia:</b> ...?<p/><b>Kira:</b> ...?<p/><b>Liam:</b> ...?<p/><b>Hayden:</b> ...?<p/><b>Mason:</b> ...?<p/><b>Theo:</b> ...?<p/><b>Meredith:</b> ...?<p/><b>Parrish:</b> ...?<p/><b>All of Beacon Hills:</b> ...?<p/><b>Stiles:</b> *smiles smugly* That's right wifey. I did it. It was me. I saved you. Just me. No one else. You are welcome. I love you.<p/></p>
“SERIOUSLY? THERE’S ONLY SIX OF THEM IN THE WHOLE HOUSE!” “now, that’s takin’ it a step too far, bro.” “OH MY GOD, SANS.” “guess you could say i’m taking my jokes to the next level.” “NYEEEEEEEHHHHHH!”
I feel like the family dynamic between Ciri, Geralt and Yen would be Ciri is the kid who would ask mom for permission if dad said no but if mom said no, Ciri wouldn’t even try to go behind Yen’s back and ask Geralt and just be like “yeah that’s a definite no.”
(An older woman stands near my desk. She seems friendly and wistful. She looks around the lobby.)
SWEET OLDER WOMAN: I just love this hotel. GUEST: Well, thank you very much. Have you stayed with us before? SWEET OLDER WOMAN: Oh, no. I just love the lobby. I come here every time I vist. GUEST: Well, welcome. Let me know if I can help you with anything.
(She slowly turns her head to look at me.)
SWEET OLDER WOMAN: I knew someone murdered here. Many years ago.
(Concierge is speechless. Her eyes widen… slowly.)
SWEET OLDER WOMAN: Why, that was before you were born!
also at work today this lady came in and when i greeted her she was immediately like ‘you were on the capitals instagram’ and i was like ‘uh… yeah, i was.’ and then we had a nice conversation about the caps, but i think it’s hilarious that i’m that recognizable