• Shungiku Nakamura, Author of Junjou Romantica and Sekaiichi Hatsukoi: You know what trope I enjoy a lot? Unrequited love.
  • Usami, Hiroki, Sumi, Ijuin, Yuu, and Yokozawa: We know.

after the last thing i draw Jamie’s immediate response was “AU where instead of captain america for a retainer Elise has batman” 

so here’s five million doodles of Gerome doing very important retainer duties for the little Nohrian princess, he takes his job increDIBLY seriously, thank you. Unlike the other royal sibs and their Awakening!retainers he is definitely the babysitter here, I bet he’d probably be like Jakob except not a butler and five times more straight-faced. 

ー( ´ ▽ ` )ノ

  • <p> <b>Lydia:</b> He saved me mom. Stiles saved me.<p/><b>Scott:</b> ...?<p/><b>Deaton:</b> ...?<p/><b>Malia:</b> ...?<p/><b>Kira:</b> ...?<p/><b>Liam:</b> ...?<p/><b>Hayden:</b> ...?<p/><b>Mason:</b> ...?<p/><b>Theo:</b> ...?<p/><b>Meredith:</b> ...?<p/><b>Parrish:</b> ...?<p/><b>All of Beacon Hills:</b> ...?<p/><b>Stiles:</b> *smiles smugly* That's right wifey. I did it. It was me. I saved you. Just me. No one else. You are welcome. I love you.<p/></p>

anonymous asked:

FFUCNKSHDFFKHFKJSAFHASKLHFKSHF twitter/misfitstylinson/status/844179003971944448

https://mobile.twitter.com/misfitstylinson/status/844179003971944448 - could be…. But that’s not enough to confirm it’s him 

anonymous asked:

Larries acting like they arent pressed about the return of Elounor. So why so obsessed? Having to know every detail, nitpicking a 2 sec video- yeah so not pressed🙄

Larries: When I see or hear about Eleanor these days I feel nothing –

*Update all their websites designed specifically around hating Eleanor*

I mean it’s SO convenient she was seen right now because Babygate Is Ending again but –

*Rush to their emergency chat rooms and DMs to reconvene and regroup*

It’s like I can’t even feel anything anymore –

*Twenty empty posts with nothing but Eleanor hate tags posted one after the other in 5 minute bursts lasting over an hour*

I am SO numb to all this –

*Re-circulate Reasons Why It’s Actually Feminism To Obsessively Hate Eleanor in Public posts*

They could get married and I would just laugh –

*Sets up their webcam for their 40 minute daily Eleanor rant*

I just think it’s funny how she comes along again right now because it’s a day ending in Y and that’s like such a coincidence it’s like 1DHQ planned it to the minute–

*Elounor is fake posts circulating at the speed of light among teenage bedrooms*

And even though we’ve been on her tits every single day for weeks on end it’s funny how we ranted about her just like an hour and she shows up again, can you believe they stalk our blogs like this –

*Harass the people who saw her into deleting their comments and going private*

And btw not to distract everyone from how Eleanor isn’t ruining our lives but Briana is such a slut and Freddie is so clearly fake –

*Refuse to spell his name like he’s a demon who can’t be summoned, asterix out their mantra END IT because they’re afraid to voice their plea*

Yeah so I only wail into a moonless sky 5 times a day now when new Eleanor photos come up so it’s amazing how much this doesn’t even bother me.


“now, that’s takin’ it a step too far, bro.”
“guess you could say i’m taking my jokes to the next level.”

Has this been done yet?

I feel like the family dynamic between Ciri, Geralt and Yen would be Ciri is the kid who would ask mom for permission if dad said no but if mom said no, Ciri wouldn’t even try to go behind Yen’s back and ask Geralt and just be like “yeah that’s a definite no.”

Signs as RWBY characters
  • (I based this off their personalities the best I could!!)
  • (I also only put down characters that have enough screentime where I could gather some semblance of their personality)
  • Aquarius: Professor Ozpin
  • Pisces: Blake Belladonna, Jaune Arc
  • Cancer: Pyrrha Nikos, Velvet Scarlatina
  • Gemini: Ruby Rose, Nora Valkyrie, Bartholomew Oobleck, Sun Wukong
  • Taurus: Adam Taurus
  • Aries: Cardin Winchester, James Ironwood, Emerald Sustrai, Coco Adel
  • Sagittarius: Yang Xiao Long
  • Virgo: Penny, Lie Ren, Glynda Goodwitch
  • Leo: Cinder Fall, Mercury Black, Peter Port
  • Scorpio: Roman Torchwick, Neo
  • Libra: Neptune Vasilias
  • Capricorn: Weiss Schnee

Watching a gay swimming anime

Eternal summer

Watching ES during senior year

Eternal bummer

Watching ES while being a very attractive individual

Eternal stunner

Watching ES while being musically inclined

Eternal drummer

Not watching a lot of anime but watching ES

Eternal newcomer

I think she just placed a curse on me?

(An older woman stands near my desk. She seems friendly and wistful. She looks around the lobby.)

SWEET OLDER WOMAN: I just love this hotel.
GUEST: Well, thank you very much. Have you stayed with us before?
SWEET OLDER WOMAN: Oh, no. I just love the lobby. I come here every time I vist.
GUEST: Well, welcome. Let me know if I can help you with anything.

(She slowly turns her head to look at me.)

SWEET OLDER WOMAN: I knew someone murdered here. Many years ago.

(Concierge is speechless. Her eyes widen… slowly.)

SWEET OLDER WOMAN: Why, that was before you were born! 

(She giggles and walks off.)

*my mom talking about what name she wants the grandkids to call her*
  • me: mom what do you wanna be called?
  • mom: i dunno, nothing too old sounding. definitely not grandma. maybe nana or something
  • me: but you are old, so it would fit
  • mom: you know what, maybe i'll just go by 'Hunny'
  • me: why? is that what dad calls you or something?
  • mom: no, it was my stripper name back in college