i-just-ship-it-so-hard

  • Bokuto: Tsukki, how do you write your name?
  • Tsukishima: [scribbles on a piece of paper and hands it to Bokuto] Like this.
  • Bokuto: Tsu-ki-shi-ma ehh~
  • Tsukishima: It's "kei".
  • Bokuto: "Kei" can also be read as "hotaru" right?
  • Tsukishima: Tch. My name is Kei.
  • Bokuto: Yeah, but "kei" can also be read as "hotaru" right?
  • Tsukishima: Yeah, but my name is Kei.
  • Bokuto: MY NAME IS KOUTAROU AND YOUR NAME IS HOTARU AND MY NAME MEANS SON OF LIGHT AND YOUR NAME MEANS FIREFLY DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?
  • Tsukishima: [backs away] I get the feeling I don't want to know.
  • Bokuto: [glomps Tsukishima] IT MEANS WE'RE MEANT TO BE! AKAASHI, KUROO, WE HAVE A NEW BOYFRIEND!
  • Kuroo: Is it Tsukki? Hell yeah, I knew it! Koutarou and Hotaru, it's a match made in heaven!
  • Akaashi: ok
bring me home in a blinding dream

title from ‘castle of glass’ by linkin park. another of those fake dating aus because apparently they’re the source of my life.


She was going to kill Mary Margaret.

It’s one thing being set up on a blind date. Emma had suffered through enough of those; her sister-in-law kindly believes that there’s a soulmate out there for everyone, and the way to find them is through chance encounters. Emma gets plenty of chance encounters. Nothing like being a bail bondswoman to introduce you to a lot of men.

(She had pointed that out to Mary Margaret the day before. Her sister-in-law had frowned, raised an eyebrow, and said, “Yes, you definitely want to spend the rest of your life with a criminal who you caught while wearing four-inch stilettos. No, you’re going out to dinner with a friend of a friend of a friend that I heard was recently single. Tomorrow night. At seven. Be prepared.” She had then kissed Emma on the cheek, pushed her toward the couch, and had left Emma’s apartment without so much as a chipper “bye!”)

It’s quite another thing being stood up on a blind date.

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Biological Imperative - stuckytrash (ThursdaysAngelCastiel) - Captain America (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
By Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 37/38
Fandom: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: James “Bucky” Barnes/Steve Rogers, 
Additional Tags: Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - No Powers, 
Summary:

“I want to have a baby.”

Steve managed not to spit his coffee in Bucky’s face.

“Well, for that, you’d usually need a boyfriend.”

“I was kind of hoping that… that you’d…”

Oh.

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In which Bucky wants to have Steve’s baby, and Steve is a very concerned dad-to-be.

@waywardimpalawriter here is my current favorite I can’t wait for the final chapter! Like I just finished rereading the entire thing again.

sherlolly

if he doesn’t care why did he look at her like this?

or this

if he doesn’t love her explain why he had to try VERY HARD not to call her pretty or beautiful or the like

if he doesn’t love her why did he say this

and lastly, if he doesn’t like her even the tiNIEST BIT please can you explain thIS LOOK

sorry i just ship sherlolly so hard.

i’ve been off line a lot lately so here’s a five minute sketch I did before bed a few nights ago and then forgot about _(:з」∠)_

(yuri plisetsky has kinda maybe sorta become my fav anime character of all time. too perfect)

@pixyice plz help I can’t color but I want color wut do I dooooooo?????? 😞