Me: *starts a crap ship between two TV show characters*
Hmmmmm… A bunch of others ship this too. That’s cool. Let’s see if there’s some art.
*looks up a few pictures of the ship fanart*
*eyes go wide*
*chokes on air from sudden shipping rush*
*collapses and dies*
title from ‘castle of glass’ by linkin park. another of those fake dating aus because apparently they’re the source of my life.
She was going to kill Mary
It’s one thing being set
up on a blind date. Emma had suffered through enough of those; her
sister-in-law kindly believes that there’s a soulmate out there for everyone,
and the way to find them is through chance encounters. Emma gets plenty of
chance encounters. Nothing like being a bail bondswoman to introduce you to a
lot of men.
(She had pointed that out
to Mary Margaret the day before. Her sister-in-law had frowned, raised an
eyebrow, and said, “Yes, you definitely want to spend the rest of your life
with a criminal who you caught while wearing four-inch stilettos. No, you’re
going out to dinner with a friend of a friend of a friend that I heard was
recently single. Tomorrow night. At seven. Be prepared.” She had then kissed
Emma on the cheek, pushed her toward the couch, and had left Emma’s apartment
without so much as a chipper “bye!”)
It’s quite another thing
being stood up on a blind date.
Don’t you hate when people think that Kenma’s happines are all because of Kuroo? I mean, I know Kuroo is a very important part in his life as his best friend but you can’t change the fact that Kenma’s eyes are always looking at Hinata’s direction.