i-htink

anonymous asked:

After jj and Emily get married and jj changes her name, she introduces herself as special agent prentiss. This draws the question, "any relation to ambassador prentiss?" To which she says "daughter-in-law" and the person is like "she has no sons???"

This is hilarious. (Although I don’t htink they’d change names because they are Modern Ladies™) But JJ would abso-freaking-lutely get a kick out of this when she’s introducing herself to someone who knows Elizabeth. 

Some dignitary at a suave function, “Yes hello. I’m Supervisory Special Agent Jennifer Prentiss”

“Oh, my mistake I thought the Ambassador’s daughter was named Emily.”

“She is.”

And JJ just saunters off grinning. Emily just rolls her eyes every time and makes a note of how cute her wife is. (She often submits to help-mywife about JJ and her antics)

[Send me Head Canons]

when i see sans i just htink of that one soundcloud post thats like do you know what happens to naughty girls that dont behave or whatever and my life immediately gets worse 

anonymous asked:

Other group, you mean Block B on their perf MAMA 2014? Thats when I found out abt BTS haha. I always supported Block B a lot and freaked out knowing Zico and Namjoon were friends since school years. Flower anon.

YEAH THAT PERFORMANCE!!!

omg same 

did you know zico & rap monster rapped together on a song called “FUCK COCKROACHEZ”? 

https://youtu.be/1mS01LxgKxI

i die every time cause they sound prepubescent and its a great title

tessellate | heavenly-demon & asktlaw

Law’s headache is getting worse with every passing minute.

One could only listen to Sengoku going on and on about the duties of a Shichibukai and some stupid plans about another unnecessary war for a very limited amount of time, and mentally making fun of the fat fuck that was Moriah was only entertaining for so long, too.


The general mood in the room was stuffy, anyway; Law wasn’t sure if the other Shichibukai were quiet for the same reason as him- because he knew that, no matter how high his self esteem was (very) it would be rather didficult to take on any of his dear fellow samurai in a close combat (except Moriah, that guy was a joke) - or if they just had that much respect for Sengoku.
Yeah, right.

He’s left alone with his thoughts and thinks that he finally understands why there aren’t all of the walords present at this super urgent extremely important obligatory meeting; this whole “event” was ridiculous.

But that flow of thoughts was stopped when his gaze wandered from Kuma (who is known to be very serious and take his duties to his cold robot … heart) to Doflamingo. Why would that bastard show up here?

Kuma, okay, he was a machine, programmed to follow the Marine’s orders and all that. Moriah, alright, he probably didn’t have anything better to do (Law pitied him). Himself, who didn’t want to risk his new title this quickly– but Doflamingo had no such obvious reason to be here, at least none that occured to him.
Had he just been in the area and decided to stop by? Law furrowed his brows.

Maybe he should ask the older man for his reasons once Sengoku finally stops talking.

Orrrr he could just let it be and leave the question unanswered in favour of having nothing to do with the pink bastard.

That should work, too.

BUT HOW WAS BELLE SO CHILL ABOUT SEEING NEAL AGAIN WHY DID SHE JUST SAY “WELCOME BACK” HE WAS DEAD FOR ALL SHE HAD KNOWN HE WAS DEAD WHY WASN’T SHE LIKE “WHY ARE YOU NOT DEAD OMG RUMPLE YOUR SON IS ALIVE OMG” THIS IS THE THING THAT PISSED ME OFF THE MOST

anonymous asked:

aDzIEE i'm freaking out at the roast yourself challenge it's just... AHHHH the 'wtf is your sexuality bit'!!!! and phil lookin so cute on the bed!!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!! also he had pretty good rhyme skills ngl

IM JUST ! ! ! ! ! !  AFTER IT TOO HONESTLTY I DIDNT HTINK THIS DAY WOULD COME TODAY FFHDAJLSK