i-have-thoughts

anonymous asked:

DRAMIONEEEEE

they are the whole reason i’m doing this tbh

General:

  • Rate the Ship -  
    Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
  • How long will they last? - forever or there’s some super tragic reason they have to split up bc i love an angsty dramione
  • How quickly did/will they fall in love? - they have the slowest of burns
  • How was their first kiss? - passionate and unexpected

Wedding:

  • Who proposed? - dramione
  • Who is the best man/men? - blaise is the best man, theo and neville and harry are in the party (neville by draco’s choice, harry more by hermione’s)
  • Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - ginny is moh, luna, hannah, and pansy are in the party (pansy on draco’s insistence)
  • Who did the most planning? - draco tbh 
  • Who stressed the most? - but that didn’t stop hermione from being the stressed out one
  • How fancy was the ceremony? -
    Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
  • Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - there wasn’t a whole lot of hermione’s family there, bc magic and stuff and it just would have been easier to say ‘it was a small small ceremony”

Sex:

  • Who is on top? - draco for a while, but as hermione gets more comfortable with her self she loves switching it up. but lets be real here, a lot of time’s they’re not even lying down
  • Who is the one to instigate things? - boooooth
  • How healthy is their sex life? -
    Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
  • How kinky are they? -
    Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
  • How long do they normally last? - any where from 15 minutes to a few hours
  • Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - they don’t really keep count? 
  • How rough are they in bed? -
    Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
  • How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? -
    No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

  • How many children will they have naturally? - 2
  • How many children will they adopt? - 0
  • Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - hermione
  • Who is the stricter parent? - draco
  • Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - hermione
  • Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - hermione
  • Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - hermione
  • Who cried the most at graduation? - draco doesn’t cry, but he’s def more distraught
  • Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? -  draco

Cooking:

  • Who does the most cooking? - hermione
  • Who is the most picky in their food choice? - draco
  • Who does the grocery shopping? -  hermione, she loves grocery shopping
  • How often do they bake desserts? - they’ll order them when out, but they don’t make them often
  • Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - meat
  • Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - draco
  • Who is more likely to suggest going out? -draco
  • Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? - DRACO

Chores:

  • Who cleans the room? - both are v neat people
  • Who is really against chores? - neither really
  • Who cleans up after the pets? - hermione
  • Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - neither
  • Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - draco
  • Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - neither

Misc:

  • Who takes the longer showers/baths? - hermione often gets to reading in the bath and forgets to get out
  • Who takes the dog out for a walk? - they are cat people
  • How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - hermione loves decorating the muggle way, it become tradition
  • What are their goals for the relationship? - solidarity, trust, fierce protection
  • Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - hermioneeeee but usually after a late night
  • Who plays the most pranks? - neither

give me a ship!

Do you realise that Tarrant never introduced himself as ‘Tarrant Hightopp’ to Alice, but just as ‘(Mad) Hatter’ because he felt like he didn’t deserve the name, because his father saw him as a disappointment, and he left his family and felt like he never had the opportunity to to reconcile with them, so he might as well never use the name ever again? That after a while, even his friends stopped calling him by name, either by his request, or on his fit of madness.

Chessur tells Alice - twice - ‘Fine. I’ll take you to the Hare and the Hatter, and that’s the end of it.

Alice always knew him as ‘Hatter’.

We, and Alice, hear his name (Tarrant) for the first time on Gribling Day and his surname (Hightopp) a few moments later, in a rather detatched way ‘I was hatter to the White Queen at the time. The Hightopp clan have always been employed at the court.’ It’s not exactly him claiming he is a Hightopp, but maybe part of the clan. (I mean, he could’ve said ‘we Hightopps…’ but he said ‘the’.)

OK I HAVE NO IDEA IF YOU’RE UP OR IF I SENT THIS AT A TIME YOU WILL BE ABLE TO SEE IT BUT SCREW IT MY ELECTRICITY COULD GO OUT AT ANY TIME AND I’VE WORKED TOO HARD ON THIS AND I REALLY WANT YOU TO RECEIVE IT!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY @chongoblog !!! :3

Yeah everything that could be said is written in the drawing, but I hope you have a lovely time today and that you receive several warm wishes and love from people around you cuz you always make me smile and you deserve it friendo!

Yeah, no I’m not good at writing these messages am I?! Point is HAPPY BIRTHDAY KING OF MEMES I HOPE YOU HAVE A LOVELY, WONDERFUL DAY! :3 <3 

I was invited today to celebrate a distant cousin’s 10 years old wedding anniversary. It was supposed to be a simple party but an hour after the guests arrived it turned into a surprise wedding vow renewal ceremony. And I swear, I thought about Shepard + LI doing this to the Normandy crew.

things she never told you, things you never heard

summary: chap264, ep154. She’s always been bad with words but now she’s completely forgotten what she’s going to say because you’re about to kiss her. Jerza. Jellal-centric.

notes: okay honestly I don’t know what I was doing here. But I needed to do something to get out of my writing slump and shame myself to actually write something so here i am with this crap. thank you so much for your patience with me. #i write i post i run


She’s always been bad with words.

She trips and stumbles over them despite her two steady feet. You find it odd she can barely make her mouth move even while she can handle weights twice her size without a bother. You find it even stranger that her silence is so loud in your ears. You’re not sure if you’re drawn to her first because you’ve never seen a scarlet so thick on a girl so thin or because you’re too damn curious about her for your own sake.

Whatever it is, you become her friend. And you don’t realize it yet, but you then become her admirer.

And at some point you become her voice. You stop her from being beat to pulp and being punished for not being good enough on the scale of limitless expectations.

You become everyone’s voice, really. It’s not that you’re louder, better, stronger—your breath is just braver and doesn’t quiver when let out.

“Fuck this,” you say—in a paraphrase. “We’re not taking this shit anymore.”

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So as many of you know, I am single. Not only am I single, but at 18 I still have yet to even have a crush on someone that doesn’t live halfway across the globe. The closest I have ever come to love is the online boyfriend I sported for a few months back when I was really into multiplayer games all those years ago. But I don’t think I loved him.

Through all of this, I still wonder what it is like. What is it like to love?

Some people say that they love so much that it hurts. Does it really hurt? Or is the constant switch from happiness to sadness when you inevitably have to part even for a moment what drives you mad like how the constant switch from hot to cold can give massive headaches?

What is it like to be able to reach out and touch someone in a way that you can no other? To kiss and to feel? What is it like to get so lost in each other, pressed so close that every centimeter of your bodies in a hot contact that burns with a mixture of lust and love?

Most people say that it is indescribable. Is it really?

But love is hard too. You are vulnerable in love. Your heart is in their hands, and if your not careful it can be returned in pieces too small to even attempt to put back together. Each person you love will leave a signature in your mind, ones that you are sure to think about in the worst of times.

It must be scary too. Love is so strong you can look past even the worst of mistakes in an effort to forgive, and that isn’t always a good thing.

If you aren’t ready to love, what will it do to you? How will your body twist under the pressure poisoning your mind until you wake up and realize that love was a terrible idea to begin with. How badly can love damage?

Despite all this, I still want somebody to love. I want to have that person who wants me to always be happy. Who wants to be the person to make me smile. I want to have a person to make laugh. I want somebody who will cuddle and someone to cuddle. I want to make memories that last. Memories that will inevitably haunt. I want the good and the bad because to love is human. And I so don’t want to miss out.

anonymous asked:

best life advice !!

~ Wear sunblock on your skin, even if you feel like a massive nerd or shiny because of it … FAR better to stay #protected kids!
~ Always have a secret stash of museli bars somewhere where you need them, such as your school locker… you never know when you might forget to take your lunch, and no food often = GRUMPY
~ Wear a watch because I am not even kidding. Life is literally so different, so much better, with one? CHANGED my life, dude… my mom was right! I AM GOING to keep raving on about this, just you wait, because the WORLD is a easier place if you know what the time is !!!

anonymous asked:

Hot or not- The Doctor?

9 = HOT

10 = not hot

11 = not hot

12 = not hot

i love the timing of wayhaught getting together like for me it’s just the perfect wlw content i need to see as i deal with and move on from the pain of clexa. wynonna earp in general has been there for me while i was going through the bullshit of post 307 and after seeing waverly and nicole kiss… it’s just NICE to have hope. i haven’t felt this in a long while

don’t get me wrong i will always love clexa and will always be in the fandom and i am not reducing wayhaught  as a mere rebound ship, it’s just like that new friend you find out you can actually rely on and feel safe around after being hurt so bad by someone else you know?

                                                    Continued [ x ] || @tornscales

“That’s not demeaning and vague as heck,” she narrowed her eyes right back at the dragon, “I can suspiciously stare at you, too, you know.”