“dude i know youre a werewolf and all but seriously that freaking howl laughter you do is so fucking extra and i cant take it anymore”
“you being part dog has its perks, mostly for me because whenever i toss something away your eyes follow it and you perk up like you want to chase it but restrict yourself and its honestly the cutest fucking thing ive ever seen”
“honestly though i hate my pack so much, like theyre a bunch of assholes but i ran into you on a full moon run in the forest and idk u seem pretty cool. wanna go hunting or scare some people or some shit? i know this sick ass lake thats always really warm, i can show you”
“yes i understand im a big bad werewolf now but really i dont want to hurt those cute little rabbits and deer, cant we just wait until we transform back to eat? thats not how it works? well cant i just eat before i transform so i wont be hungry–im sorry im just new at this and im sorta trying to go vegetarian here–”
“babe you know i love you and i would give up my life for yours but i sWEAR TO GOD IF YOU GIVE ME ONE MORE DOG TOY FOR MY BIRTHDAY IM GONNA PUNCH YOU SQUARE IN THE FACE”
“look im not a supernatural fanatic or anything but i swear man every time this kid next to me gets frustrated they actually growl and it sounds just like some rabid steroid induced dog, and im not saying their a werewolf man but theyre totally a werewolf”
a werewolf getting personally offended when someone says they’re not a dog person
“as a werewolf i can personally talk to dogs and boyohboy does ur little pug have some tea to spill…"
“alternatively, i find you to be really superduper adorable and whenever i come over your little dog goes off on rants to me about the cute embarrassing stuff that you do when your home alone and honestly I wake up every day for these chats”
“when I saw you climbing out of the stream I was fishing in dirty, wet, and naked, I assumed you had just survived some kind of intense mob hit or something but really you had just detransformed from a werewolf after you were playing in the water trying to catch a fish, and ultimately failing. nice ass, by the way.”
Sophie, this has been the best day of your life, and I couldn’t be happier for you. Taylor Swift invited you to her house…. what even?? This has been our dream forever. We talk late at night about this kind of stuff and its so so crazy that you got to meet her, let alone spend 3 HOURS with her? We’ve had late night 3am talks/freak outs about taylor and how we were so scared we’d never meet her, and then this happens and it honestly means the world to me because it shows that taylor cares so much. I love you so much you gorgeous girl, and I don’t know a single person who deserves it better. I’m so glad to call you my best friend, and I’m so glad that taylor brought us together.
PS: To anyone who hates on Sophie, BACK OFF. She’s so deserving of everything that happened today. I’ve never ever been happier. You’ll have me to deal with :)
Well, I might seem like a pretty happy guy Get me a corn dog and my wife and I’m satisfied But just because I’m happy doesn’t mean that I’m not mad That most people can’t do eighth grade math And a lot of people think that you’re a tool if you’ve read a single book since high school Since when did being smart start being a disgrace It’s that kind of crap that makes me hate this place.
And if you don’t hate it too there must be something wrong with you I hate this world So come hate it with me There’s so much screwed up crap it makes me so freaking sad I hate this world So let’s get together Because there’s nothing like hate to motivate us to make this world more great
I seriously considered putting this in two parts but fuck it here’s the whole thing. I am so sorry it has taken me so long to update but I worked so freaking hard on this so any feedback is much appreciated! Much love to anyone who reads and enjoys this! Xx
I apologize for not proofreading this, I just really wanted to get something out to you guys.
Do you know what I realised when watching the HDWEUH DVD? That none of this shit matters. The shit where the fandom are freaking out over girls. The shit where people say Calum and Luke party too much. The shit where people send hate to Ashton and Michael. The shit where everything has to be so damn dramatic. All that matters is that those boys keep doing what they’re doing. That they keep making the music that makes them happy and keeps them sane. But most of all, they matter. It matters that Calum bought fans fucking concert tickets; that Michael went on stage the day after being burnt; that Luke didn’t feel like he fit in until he was on that stage; that Ashton needed an escape. So stop focusing on the negativity of the needless shit people put on them, and start focusing on the fact that we are blessed to have idols like them, that genuinely care about doing good by all of us and ones who know they are lucky to be where they are and won’t take advantage of that.
remember the first time we kissed and i tried to lick the taste of popcorn off your lips but you said, wait, you said, my mum can’t know, she’ll freak, and i told you
of course, of course, i’ll keep this a secret, because i love you and i’ll keep this part of me tucked away if it means i get to keep you, too, oh my god, oh my god, i
loved you so much, i love you so much, you’re so fucking happy with your wife and your cats, and i hate that i wish you weren’t, i wish you were desperate and scared because maybe then you’d
come back to me, my heart is three feet from my chest at any given moment and it’s trying to find its way back to you, and i know you’ll say this is ugly and unhealthy and god, it was eight years ago, we were seventeen,
i’m sorry, i loved you, i’m sorry
five texts from a lonely heart and three bottles of wine // s.t.
I’ve been staring at this for a long time and it’s hard to write what I want to. There has been so many suicide attempts/threats of attempts lately and it’s getting out of hand. I do not want to lose one single person. I don’t care if we’ve never talked, if we’ve talked a few times, or even if we hate each other. talk to me if you’re feeling alone. please. you mean so so so much. You can message anyone, not even just me, and they will listen. If one person doesn’t reply, ask someone else. ask for my kik, my iMessage, I don’t care. I just want everyone to be okay. I don’t care who you are and what you’ve done. you’re human, you deserve to live and be happy. each day is another step towards happiness, even if you don’t see it. please don’t cut those days short. I’m here for every single one of you.
So I saw that dancetale au was a thing and freaked out and drew this (gonna ignore the lack of hair shading for frisk)
Precious babies ;;QAQ;;
(I ship this, but if you don’t, that’s OK. I’m drawing this to make myself happy. Not you. Sorry not sorry. I don’t wanna hear how much you hate this ship. Kay thanks!) (Ps; I’m 19 and I thought of frisk being the same age so don’t give me any “this is pedophilia” shit, cause I dont wanna hear it and will block you immediately) ♡