let’s just make a list of all the what the fuckery
the first half hour was liz and kirk floating in the ocean being boring and also red, mr. kaplan, tom, and dembe waiting around for people to answer their phone calls
kirk is really fucking creepy and i can’t believe liz is buying this shit (i can’t shake the feeling that it’s all a big set up ALSO just because their “summer palace” is in tact doesn’t mean their normal house in russia didn’t burn to the fucking ground like come on how stupid can you get
super duper done with the mommygate and red’s alleged affair with katarina like nope thanks but no thanks over ittttttt (they were careful though about how they phrased things when talking about red’s past with liz. kirk said red is obsessed with her. that’s better than forcing daddygate down our throats i guess. also kaplan said “when you put a baby in my arms”. a baby not your baby. good i guess)
okay i’ll admit that ressler and liz hug was adorbs. I DON’T SHIP KEENLER NOT FOR ALL THE CANON IN THE WORLD but i like their relationship in a brother/sister kinda way and i’m glad he was the one to get to her first (SINCE APPARENTLY IT COULDN’T BE RED WHATEVER I’M NOT BITTER)
WE DIDN’T EVEN GET A REUNION OF ANY KIND UM FUCK EVERYTHING LIKE I GET THAT RED IS ANGRY AND THAT’S FINE I LIKE A LITTLE DRAMA BUT WTF THERE’S ONLY SO MUCH DELAYED GRATIFICATION I CAN TAKE
and then liz just had to RUN into tom’s arms like eww come on ugh
after all that shit they still didn’t get agnes what the actual fuck I’M GETTING BORED WITH ALL THE RUNNING AROUND AND CHASING BAD GUYS HELLO PEOPLE
AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON MR. KAPLAN. I GET THAT RED IS ANGRY BUT WTF MR. KAPLAN LOVES YOU DON’T YOU SHIT ON THAT AND WHEN HE SAID “THE ACRE IS YOURS” I WAS LIKE YES YOU GO BABY DO THE RIGHT THING AND THEN HE FUCKING SHOT HER AND I LITERALLY YELLED “NO!” AT THE TV LIKE UM NOT FUCKING ACCEPTABLE EXCUSE YOU AND THEN THEY LINGERED OVER HER BODY TOO LONG AND HER HAND TWITCHED AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCKETY FUCK DOES ANYONE EVER DIE ON THIS SHOW WHAT NOW
to make things even better NEXT WEEK LOOKS JUST AS BORING AND WE WON’T GET A SPECIAL REUNION JUST LIZ DEMANDING THINGS FROM RED AFTER SHE HURT HIM MORE THAN SHE CAN IMAGINE SHE BETTER FUCKING SAY SORRY AT LEAST IS2G I’M SO OVER THIS
(another diff anon) SORRY BUT I MUST NOW ASK WHAT ABOUT SILVER???
holy moly, where do I even begin, anon. WHERE!!! DO I EVEN!!! BEGIN!!! how do I even talk about john silver?! the destroyer of pigs! the Flint-Approved Little Shit™! the smol cunning thief! wrangler of sharks and UNEXPECTED FEELINGS!!! machiavellian baby caterpillar turned Big Bad Butterfly!!! my son who delights me, upsets me, and scares me all at the same exact time!!!
GOD DO I EVER LOVE JOHN SILVER :’’’)
*pulls out a chair* take a seat, my friend. I do not have as much control with words as Long John does himself so, we may be here a while >:) (update: um. I wrote a lot. I wrote like a real lot. a whole lot. forgive me for I have sinned.)
Happy Birthday to my lovely friend [and a mermaid in disguise] , Ari! @arikafd
She is such a lovely person and I’m
so so glad to have met her! She is an awesome artist and a very funny
and beautiful person! She deserves so much love! Thank you, Ari for
being such an amazing artist and such an amazing friend to have! Happy
Reblog if you think fanon Silver the Hedgehog is terribly mischaracterized
One of the things I always hated in the fandom is that bad potrayal of Silver, which is a whiny crybaby (or some others) and it really upsets me sometimes?? I doubt canon Silver would behave like that.
[I’ve kinda gotten a hit of depression and I’ve questioned just how good my Chell really is. I’m not very popular, and that’s fine, but I just feel like my Chell is avoided. I don’t know. Maybe it’s just me. I just feel like people don’t think my Chell is good enough]