Okay so even if a Clint has a wife and kids in AoU, and canon Clintasha is only platonic, it’ll still be hella cute?
Natasha corrupting tiny Bartons and teaching them how to hotwire a car while Clint’s wife facepalms in the background.
Clint getting made on an undercover op and calling Nat to go stay at the farm and keep his family safe just in case.
A list of household rules drafted especially for when Nat visits. No poison tipped daggers in the house, no cleaning guns on the dining room table, nobody’s allowed to be maimed or killed in bedtime stories, stop drinking soda straight from the 2 liter bottle and all the other little bad habits she’s picked up from Clint.
Clint and Natasha mailing back souvenirs and postcards for everyone when they’re out of the country.
Clint getting a text on the Quinjet home from a mission that reads “Christmas card pic on Friday, wear a red sweater.” Natasha staring at her own text in confusion because this weird number just sent her a message, “Family Christmas pic on Friday, you’ll need a red dress.”
Do the kids have a godmother? Yes they do.