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Okay so even if a Clint has a wife and kids in AoU, and canon Clintasha is only platonic, it’ll still be hella cute?

Natasha corrupting tiny Bartons and teaching them how to hotwire a car while Clint’s wife facepalms in the background.

Clint getting made on an undercover op and calling Nat to go stay at the farm and keep his family safe just in case.

A list of household rules drafted especially for when Nat visits. No poison tipped daggers in the house, no cleaning guns on the dining room table, nobody’s allowed to be maimed or killed in bedtime stories, stop drinking soda straight from the 2 liter bottle and all the other little bad habits she’s picked up from Clint.

Clint and Natasha mailing back souvenirs and postcards for everyone when they’re out of the country.

Clint getting a text on the Quinjet home from a mission that reads “Christmas card pic on Friday, wear a red sweater.” Natasha staring at her own text in confusion because this weird number just sent her a message, “Family Christmas pic on Friday, you’ll need a red dress.”

Do the kids have a godmother? Yes they do.

Domesticity Memes

Put a ship in my ask box and I’ll tell you:

  • big spoon/little spoon:
  • favorite non-sexual activity:
  • who uses all the hot water:
  • most trivial thing they fight over:
  • who does most of the cleaning:
  • what has a season pass on their dvr/who controls the netflix queue:
  • who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working:
  • who steals the blankets:
  • who leaves their stuff around:
  • who remembers to buy the milk
  • who remembers anniversaries:
  • Who cooks normally?
  • How often do they fight?
  • What do they do when they’re away from each other?
  • Nicknames for each other?
  • Who is more likely to pay for dinner?
  • Who steals the covers at night?
  • What would they get each other for gifts?
  • Who kissed who first?
  • Who made the first move?
  • Who remembers things?
  • Who started the relationship?
  • Who cusses more?
  • What would they do if the other was hurt?

Please stop hating on hetero pairing just because they don’t match up with your ship or because both parties involved appear to be heterosexual. One or both of the characters in the pairing could be bi or pan so calling it homophobia just because it’s a m/f pairing is wrong and for a lot of people who preach acceptance for all types of love except for hetero, hypocritical. Trust me, the latter isn’t that rare of a bird on tumblr. And if the pairing is straight then so what? Are you telling me that by having a straight m/f pairing, they are automatically an insult to every other type of romantic/platonic ship? That’s just ridiculous. If you don’t like the ship, okay, but don’t label it falsely and spread hate because you want to discourage/shame others from shipping it. How about spreading positivity towards something you do ship? After all you attract more flies with honey than vinegar.

Is Character Development Even Important Anymore?

I’ll be called, “A salty Lucaya&Riarkle shipper who can’t deal with the fact that their ship(s) are dead.”  But it’s so much more than about ships.

We don’t know what happened in Part 1, but from Part 2, I guess we can decipher that Maya must have decided that her feelings for Lucas were never real, and that the only guy she “loves” throughout the series is Josh.  And as for Lucas, as he gets jealous of Evan/Greg, he realizes that the only girl he “loves” throughout the series is Riley.

If Rucas and Joshaya were always the plan, then Rucas and Joshaya were always the plan. I can’t try to deny it if that’s how it is. But if that’s the case, I really wish the writers didn’t have all that God damn amazing development between Maya&Lucas and Riley&Farkle, and then decide to throw it out the window.

The cheering shippers will scoff, “There was never any development between Maya&Lucas and Riley&Farkle.  You all were just over-analyzing and searching for answers to help your ship when the real story was right in front of you all along!” Maybe the real story was in front of us all along, but I will never back down to the fact that the character development between Maya&Lucas and Riley&Farkle was damn real.

Maya and Lucas went from friends who went from planning how to make the other tick (“You actually put thought into our little game, don’t you?”), to being able to express how much they care about each other and want each other to succeed (“I want Maya to be happy!”, Maya’s complete fear of him riding Tombstone), to admitting feelings that seemed so incredibly real, (The entirety of the campfire scene, “You don’t need to be sorry Huckleberry, of course I like you. You’re a good guy.”), and we don’t even know how long Maya’s actually liked Lucas for (“You stepped back. I know you stepped back.”).  And this is only from the first two seasons.  This isn’t even counting what Lucas apparently says about Maya in Girl Meets Upstate or Girl Meets True Maya.

And these are only three examples in regards to an enormous amount. Everyone will argue that all the Lucaya fans were a, “fanservice because of all the obnoxious Lucaya fans complaining”, but I don’t think these writers are the type of people who would give into peer pressure.  But the thing is, if that is the case, I would have much rather have had seen Rucas and Joshaya go through growth together as a whole, instead of using Maya as a, “speed bump” into Rucas’ happily ever after. That completely degrades not just her character, but character development overall. And after everything, it turns out (from the rumors) that Maya never even liked Lucas in the first place?  That all those months and all that time and all those moments was just to make sure that Lucas was, “worthy” enough for Riley? And then when Riley&Lucas got together, she could go back to her “true love” Josh? And that, because Josh is older, Maya will just have to wait for him for years until she’s old enough for them to be together, longing for him&being alone?  How does that make any sense at all?

As for Riarkle? Maybe they didn’t have an official romantic plot as of yet, but God, the character development with them had me hoping for so much, especially with Riley. Again, it will be argued that everyone was “over-analyzing”, but watching Girl Meets Texas Part 3, Girl Meets the New Year, Girl Meets STEM. Dialogue is important (“I care so much about you” “I do (want you to get better). There’s no situation where I wouldn’t want that for you”). Direction is important (The incredibly long hugs in Texas Part 3 and Great Lady of NY-TWO of them).  Settings of a scene (physical and feeling (atmosphere)) are important (both for Riarkle&Lucaya). Everyone will argue, “It’s just a great friendship!” and I guess from Ski Lodge, that may be all the writers ever intended Riarkle to be.  

But Riarkle was a huge opportunity for enormous growth, especially for Riley. That it isn’t about being the “princess”, or living up to her parents “perfect, fairytale” relationship, or that love doesn’t happen at first sight. That she can be able to grow in a relationship, that she doesn’t have to live her parent’s lives, and that she doesn’t have to cling her childhood dreams (Bay Window: Lucas’ boots were in the bucket with Riley’s bear) to be happy.

Now, I don’t know what’s going to happen after Ski Lodge, or what’s going to be endgame.  Maybe Lucaya and Riarkle still have a chance, and maybe they very well don’t.  If the endgame is Rucas and Joshaya (as the cheers ring through the fandom that they are endgame), then that’s what it is. And, I do understand the reasoning of having Rucas&Joshaya.  The idea of having people believe you can end up with your first love, never giving up on your dreams, Riley and Lucas being the next Cory&Topanga (even though I remember Michael Jacobs saying specifically in a radio interview that they weren’t, but…).

But what angers me is that they brought in all of this character development for Maya&Lucas and Riley&Farkle, and if that wasn’t their plan, they should have left Maya and Farkle out of it and should have focused more on Riley and Lucas talking about their relationship earlier than waiting until now.  And if Maya was to end up with Josh, they should have planned to have him in more episodes or mention him more, not have him come in for one episode where Maya reveals after everything that’s happened that she never even liked Lucas in the first place.  And to have it decided that Maya is just going to cling onto the idea that she’s going to wait for him until she turns 17-18, without exploring other options is just awful and degrading for her character.

This isn’t me trying to bash Rucas and Joshaya. I just wish that if those ships were the plans all along, that the writers would have used different characters and situations as obstacles to their ultimate endgame, instead of using the other two main characters to build tension and development and then decide that none of it was important in the end.

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Guess what I found in the zuko x katara tags? Yup more bullshit. Time to backup my Ship…

Okay so this blog is clearly about negativity and why you should not ship this couple( and manny others). So what is there to expect? Noting really but hate and ignorance.I can’t speak for the others,(due to a lack of knowledge) but I can for Zutara.

I also wanted to counter this post, because if they have the right to bash at it, and speak their mind, then I have the very same right to defend it.

So here we go….

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1. They’re both underage?

Come on you need a better explanation, if you think about it half of the fandom ships Katara with a 12 year old pubescent monk.( think about that for a moment).

Also for Kataras age she is very mature, she had to stop being a child the day her mother was killed. So yes they might be young, katara at 14 and zuko at 17, but their maturity level extends beyond their years.

2. Teaches girls to go to abusive bad boys?

Well no, not really. Zuko was not abusive, they were simply enemies at war. Zuko might have gotten katara a few times, but he has also gotten his ass owned by the water bending master.

And to think that Zuko would be abusive,Just intrigues me.
Zuko was scared by this own father because he did not fight back; he only wanted his fathers forgiveness, does this not say a lot about his morals? He was also raised by His uncle Iroh after his banishment, he is a kind hearted man with much wisdom.

Also katara can handle herself, she will fight you ,and most likely demolish you if you threaten her, her friends and the ones she cares for.So being in an abusive relationship?? That would be a no go for Katara. Zuko would end up in the infirmary if he dared to lay a hand on katara in such a manor.( if he were to be that type of person)

3. Fetishes wealth and Aristocracy?

Well Zuko is a prince and of the royal family ,Wealth tends to be entitled with such titles. Zuko has also experience life at the bottom of the chain, he understands what it is like to have very little wealth.

As for Katara?? She is a water tribesmen, her community was all about sticking to one another in times of hardship(this also involving wealth). So growing up, I can imagine katara to be the type who does not overly praise wealth. She is thankful, but not greedy.

4. Zuko is a pyromaniac??

Well he is a fire bender, and they tend to use fire A lot. He also learns to control his fire in a relaxed mind set so… I don’t know what else to say( maybe this blog is meant to troll ,eh)

5. Zuko is rich and privileged and thus potentially abusive??

Restating are we?? I already voiced my thoughts on numbers 1&3.

6. Katara nags to much??

Want to try again?? Becuse that was a fail!

Kataras nagging is one of the very things that make her katara, it’s just part of her personality. She is also considered the mother and care taker of the group, she looks out for everyone, so I can see what she would nag so much; Have you seen the team avatar?? They are a bunch of crazy ass children haha( still love them anyways ).

7. They’re both survivors of trauma and thus codependent?

For the longest time katara only had her village, her brother and her grangran for support. But she truly felt lost with having this experience ; of loosing her mother.
She had to be her own strength for a long time , especially when her father left to fight in the war.

Suddenly there was someone she could relate to, a person who had also lost his mother because of the war ; the fire nation prince.

They can draw strength from one another, it would be a balanced" give and take" type of relationship. Zuko has seen her at her worst, but also at her best; the same would be implied for Katara.

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So I don’t know where you got your facts about Zutara being such a horrid ship, then again you are entitled to believe in what you want. But that means I am also entitled to voice my thoughts.

MORE BOKUROO HEADCANONS // keep in mind english is not my first language! 

  • Bokuto’s sibling is a hairdresser and they dye and cut his hair 
  • If Kuroo could describe how he feels about Bokuto only in one sentence he would say “He makes me feel alive” 
  • Bokuto would say “He makes me feel calm” 
  • Bokuto LOVES pineapple on pizza and Kuroo always gives him THE LOOK when they order together.
  • Bokuto always tells Kuroo that they relationship won’t work properly untill he accepts the facts that pineapple on pizza is the best idea in the world
  • Bokuto’s favourite song from “Hamilton” is My Shot and Non-Stop, Kuroo’s is Helpless and Wait for it. They both love Guns and Ships (they’ve tried to sing along but it did not went well)
  • Bokuto really likes Someone New by Hozier, for him it’s about little crushes he gets everyday on people. Because they have pretty ears, because they smiled to their phone, because he loved their jacket. 
  • They will make lot’s of jokes before nekoma/fukurodani match but they’re scared
  • Most of the time Kuroo runs to Kenma’s house when he doesn’t want to be in his own but there was one times when he called Bokuto in the middle of the night telling him he’s in a train. Bokuto borrowed his parents car and 3h later found Kuroo on a train station with bag od clothes and broken finger.
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Peridot & Lapis Lazuli ★ Fix You MV

Song - Fix You (Mackenzie Johnson Cover)

I guess you can call it Clodplay–nyaheha–

Door-ky Calling

Ship: Nalu

Story Type: Oneshot, Fluffy

Characters: Lucy Heartfilia, Natsu Dragneel, Levy Mcgarden

Summary:  “Let me guess,” Lucy said into the intercom after a while, “You’re the singing leprechaun I hear people talking about.”“Close enough,” He answered,“Only I’m six-foot tall, I don’t have pots of gold, and despite popular belief, I can actually sing.“

A present for meanie cici @strawberrysweetlove35 

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REMEMBER WHEN i was working on this fan comic for supernatural ahahghagha i just found these old concept arts i did and i guess i’ll never finish this project (even though i still like the idea and stuff) so here you can get to see tHE MONSTER YO

it was gonna take place on a ship called “Sirenia” and the monsters were gonna be mermaids (the original idea was sirens, but then i remembered sirens had already been on the show) and yeeeeh i was gonna do these titanic and shutter island quotes and stuff (like the namesssss look at thee nammeeesssss and aliasessss), hah. was gonna be good. and i had planned one fanservice scene with dean and castiel for all the shippers out there. and i was gonna be printing it out and selling it. but I GUESS THAT’LL NEVER HAPPEN i dunno it was supposed to be innnn season 5 i think?? it just feels like the show has gone way ahead now, no one would be interested in this.

JUST FELT LIKE SHARING.

PSA: Don’t ‘ship’ idols and sexualise every thing two males do together if you don’t actually support the LGBTQ+ community. Don’t. You can’t have it both ways, you can’t use our sexuality as a means of entertainment and to get yourself off, but then turn round and not care about REAL people in these situations.

The amount of bullshit I’ve seen excusing what Jaebum said on Celebrity Bromance is fucking ridiculous. Here’s some words from an Actual LGBT Person: It was homophobic. There’s no misconstruing or people overreacting. Saying you would beat someone up for wanting to take a guy out somewhere is homophobic. I don’t care if he was nervous or it was a joke or you show me a picture of him holding hands with a guy once. It. Was. Homophobic.

If you excuse people’s comments as not serious or just jokes instead of actually calling people out just because you like them as singers, you are being homophobic too. Listen to actual LGBTQ+ people who are telling you this was wrong of him to say instead of taking it as just a part of his personality or his culture because you don’t want ‘drama’. There are real fans who must feel fucking heartbroken at someone they love using threatening language about LGBTQ+ people. It’s not people overreacting. It’s people hearing an idol say something that we hear time and time again out of the mouths of homphobes, and we have every right in the world to be upset and call him out.

If you shrug it off or actively defend him, you don’t support LGBTQ+ people and you can unfollow me right now, and take your shitty attitude and your love of fanfic with you. 

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Speak English

[Reposted as a submission from the author]

Speak English

When I was younger people would tell me to
speak English because I guess the words I used were
Toolongtoowrongtoo
Obsessiveimpressiveprecise and
Specific like
“iambic pentameter”
means what I mean when I say it and
nobody knows what
“trochaic tetrameter” means so stop
showing off
and isn’t it funny how sometimes I can’t
understand English at
all

and
I guess maybe I speak in
languages that don’t make sense like
ReferenceAllusionFictional
character on a tv show and
ReadingAboutShakespeareAt5in the
Morning and
AccidentallyPickedUpSlang because I
Forgot to stop trying to fit in

And sometimes
ColorTasteSoundNumber wave
When I mean
TouchFeelSmellSee think
or
FeelingWriggleScribbleWrithe
When I mean
SenseHappyBurstingItch

Like sometimes my mouth forgets how to make
words or my brain forgets to
send them and I end up
prrrrrrrring like a cat and
flapflapping like
my hands are loose lips sinking
ship after ship after ship

And sometimes people talk and the words fly
past my head like particles of dust that
flutter out of the way of my hands  and when I try to pin them down they
speed like
dreams.

And when I can talk in
sentences and understand
how people string together thoughts I guess they call those
“Good days”
Even though they change by
hours
But when I talk my brain gives me words like a
textbook and I guess I’m still doing it
wrong.

And when I was in high school I could list my symptoms like I was
WebMD but maybe
that’s because I spent three years with no one but
doctors
But fourteen year olds don’t talk like
medical reports so I guess I was
faking.

And sometimes when I talk I forget that I need
Tone
or my voice won’t move the way it needs to and my face won’t
curve and my throat won’t
laugh and they told me in linguistics that English wasn’t tonal but I don’t think
that’s true.

And people who are good in English class you’d think would be good
at English but I can
only read things half the time and sometimes
English stops making sense and I understand
sarcasm but only in theory and I understand
metaphor but only in books and I understand
people but only when I can map their arcs like
waves inside my head

And I spent my life mapping the English that they speak in
written down worlds  and still only grasp it sometimes
but the English that they speak in
life
eludes me.

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ok so i had planned writing something really cheesy about comafandom sticking together no matter the weather condition, but yeah obviously i got too embarrassed!! (so haha… have a random weather photoset now without deeper meaning)

Anyway, I’m still happy bunch of ppl ship it with me,despite the lack of new material until Paul gets a cameo, and I hope you guys keep shipping it for a long time too, because comashipping fandom is forever my fav fandom!!!

CONFESSION:  

I have a strong belief that people should head cannon whatever they feel without judgement, but sometimes I feel hypocritical when I see some AU ships and ideas that make me cringe because they seem so random or implausible or out of character. Of course I guess that’s the beauty and appeal of head cannons, but even my own head cannons stay consistent with character types. I can never get behind changing a character’s traits with mods in game or in my thoughts. I’d never call anyone out for this though; their game, their business.

C: My boyfriend used to be a manwhore on his ship (he’s in the Navy) they called him Rico Suave and now that he’s turned a new leaf since dating me they call him Rico In Love. We started going to church and now he wants to ask my parents for their blessing to marry me, but I can’t lie – it bugs me knowing so many women have gotten a taste of what’s mine, or that they’ve tried to. Our sex is amazing and our love is real but I guess I’m just a jealous girlfriend. I feel I have the right to be though.