I’m now officially out to my dad.

The bastard guessed what I was going for the moment I mentioned Helsinki University Hospital.
Way to kill a perfect dramatic moment, dad -_-

But I got him back by mentioning how he asked me straight up about it when I was 13, and how I lied because he was a scary asshole back then.
He was sufficiently sorry :)

So we cleaned the boat and went to get smoothies.
Meeting up tomorrow for some manly boat-waxing.

Fuckin. A.

I still hate boats tho.

  • Imagine Your OTP Blog:Imagine your otp lying underneath the stars
  • Pythacarus Fandom:Don't have to
  • Imagine Your OTP Blog:OK imagine your otp holding hands
  • Pythacarus Fandom:Yep we got that one covered too
  • Imagine Your OTP Blog:Imagine your otp saying "You mean everything to me"
  • Pythacarus Fandom:*smiles*
  • Imagine Your OTP Blog:Imagine your otp and one of them brushes the others neck with their lips
  • Pythacarus Fandom:Yeah keep trying we got this one too
  • Imagine Your OTP Blog:Imagine your OTP and one half lying over the other their hand on them and a long pause like they're about to kiss
  • Pythacarus Fandom:Yeah been there done that got the T-Shirt
  • Imagine Your OTP Blog:Imagine your OTP having an intimate scene on a balcony
  • Pythacarus Fandom:Check
  • Pythacarus Fandom:Yeah...OK you got us there
  • Imagine Your OTP Blog:REALLY?!!
  • Pythacarus Fandom:...NAH THEY'RE TOTALLY CANON *dances*
  • Imagine Your OTP Blog:...
  • Isaac:Do you know why you're still out here kid? Because you're not from a magical world.
  • Henry:If that's true, then why didn't my uncle Neal get left behind? Or Cinderella's baby? Or Aurora's baby?
  • Isaac:They all got left behind too.
  • Henry:With a responsible babysitter I've never met before?
  • Isaac:
  • Henry:I'll give CPS a call. They know me by now.

Whatever you do, do not think of Cisco with Don and Dawn bECAUSE IT WILL BE VERY BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH!!

  • Team Flash originally finds out that Iris is pregnant, because Barry and Iris was keeping it a secret, and Barry accidentally outs them, because Iris insists on helping out with a metahuman, while he thinks she should slow down. And Barry just ends up yelling IRIS YOU´RE PREGNANT!!
  • This is of course mentioned more than once in the future - especially by Cisco, and Barry never gets trusted with secrets again.
  • Barry quickly gets a habit of bringing the kids along to star labs whenever Iris needs to work.
  • Of course Barry never thinks that through, so whenever something ends up happening, he has to leave them at Star labs with Cisco and whoever else is there. (They´re starting to get more friendly metahumans around.)
  • Cisco panics a little about it to begin with, because how the hell is he going to take care of two kids? Especially now that Caitlin is no longer around.
  • Before they can walk, they´re relatively easy to take care of, and Cisco think they´re cute. Sure, sometimes they cry a lot and he has to call Iris when it gets especially bad.
  • Of course, despite the fact Iris specifically tells Barry to let Wally or Cisco or really anyone else take care of emergencies while he is looking after the kids, this scenario keeps on happening.
  • But once they learn how to walk, it quickly turns out that they inherited their father´s ability, and that takes things to a whole other level. 
  • Don is especially bad, which means usually Wally or someone else has to take over the coms and talk to Barry, because funnily enough even though he doesn´t have super speed Cisco is the only one that can catch the kids when they run off.
  • Occasionally they end up in some of the places in the lab where they definitely shouldn´t end up - Cisco obviously doesn´t mention this to Iris or Barry.
  • But generally speaking Cisco and the twins get along quite well, when they get a little older he watches loads of movies with them, and it´s basically thanks to him that they end up watching half the classic kids movies they do. 
  • Dawn also gets a habit of snacking on whatever Cisco has laying around, and because of her super speed most of the time nobody catches her. 
  • This eventually prompts Iris to make sure Cisco has actual healthy food lying around (Because if my kid is gonna keep on snacking on your food, at least have something healthy.)
  • This obviously results in protests from both Cisco and Dawn. 
  • The kids in general just really love hanging out with Cisco, and they quickly mutually decide to call Cisco and his girlfriend Uncle and aunt.
  • His girlfriend does think it´s a little strange at first, but she quickly rolls with it, because she knows Cisco loves both of them.  

What started out as a hopeless/pathetic fangirl pitching idea to a local band turned into a massive ZOMGWTFBBQ moment as the band that’s been with me throughout my teenage years REPLIED TO ME ON TWITTER WITH HOPES OF PLAYING IN THIS LITTLE LAND




asurnasurpal asked:

I'm sure you two have some pretty bizarre pillow talk. Care to share? And yes Ryuko. We all know how loopy you get.

Ryuko: Well, that’s more of a private matter, but sometimes we’ll talk about how we grew up and life stuff.

Mako: Yeah, Ryuko-chan’s been through a lot, so I always like to listen and remind her that she has me now during those times.

home is where the heart is (and you have my heart)

Someone said single parent AU. And…I got inspired. Does contain mentions of suicide and depression.


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Felicity was having a bad day.

She woke that morning to Ada’s screaming and crying an hour before her alarm. Worse, her daughter’s diaper was an absolute mess. Why did her poop look like guacamole? Felicity made a mental note to look that up the second she finished cleaning up her daughter’s diaper.

As it turns out, Felicity probably just ate something different than usual. Who knew that there was so much to learn about baby poop?

It was far too late for Felicity to go back to bed, so she simply decided to get to work on her software. Since Ada came along, she’d been working at home as a software engineer. It wasn’t a half bad job, though she’d rather be working with other people.

And sure enough, her betas were buggy and of course she found an unhappy email in her inbox. This was really not her morning.

Felicity’s phone rang, and she deeply hoped it was some sort of good news.

It was Sara, and it was not good news.

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okay so i’m at 223 followers ( ???? ) and i’m shocked that so many of you guys have followed me and stuck with me, tbh! it means the world to me and i hope you know that i love every single one of you, whether or not we roleplay. honestly, if we don’t roleplay, i’m probably staring at you from afar and drooling at how perf you are and how shocked i am you’re following me. anyways, i’m going to give credit where credit is due and to all of my lovers here on this wonderful website. first, i’ll start off with the main baes ( aka the people i roleplay with on the regular ), then everyone i look at from afar and wish would love me >.< <33

main baes ( in no particular order )

ironceo - so where do i begin with you, adriane? we’ve been through a lot together and i must say that i’m glad we’ve made it through it all. you’re an amazing pepper and an amazing friend and i just hope you know that. thank you for putting up with my crazy ass, and just know that i’ll always be here with and for you, no ifs, ands, or buts about it. c: ♥

potiiions / sonofapotioneer / vibrrranium -  okay i have a lot to say about you. i haven’t known you for as long as i’ve known a lot of these other people, but that hardly means a thing at this point. you’ve been a great friend to me since we’ve met and i thank you for that. i love val so much and i love our characters together, same goes for howard and maria. and then ofc andy hehe. anyways, i hope you know you mean a lot to me and you deserve to be happy. ♥

starksprincess / krovavyyvdova -  heeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyy boo. okay where do i start? we have quite a long history, even tho we didn’t rp for awhile there. anyways, i love bianca bc honestly, who wouldn’t? and same goes for your nat, even tho we just started rp'ing there bc i didn’t know it was you and was hella intimidated but bc i know it’s you i feel better bc ur bae and so kind ??? idk love you chicky ♥

simetia -  what more do i have to say besides u mah boo. we’ve known each other 5evr and i hope we continue to interact bc ily and aspen and just ugh. thank you for being you and sticking with me for so long, even through my long hiatus way back when on tony. c: ♥

jesslynshepard - i. love. you. jesslyn is amazing and so are you, caro. you’re an amazing and kind person, as is your muse, and honestly i’m so blessed that you even talk to me and roleplay with me. you’re wonderful and yas i love you so much. ♥

irxnsister - ermergerd. i have no words to describe you. you are wonderful ??? perfect ??? i love you and angela so much ??? i mean i only made you like main verse on both tony and maria ??? xD i love you, hon. please don’t stop being you. ♥

halfvampirehalflycan / 3cforacupofsugar - jen-jen mah bby. god, i’m so glad we met in person back in october. i honestly feel so much closer to you and you’re like the sister i never had that i always wished i did. nevertheless, you’re my best friend here on tumblr and i couldn’t ask for anyone better. we’ve been through so much together and have known each other for like three years. that’s a lot, esp by tumblr standards tbh. i hope we never lose contact and that we’re still able to meet up at some point this next school year! that would honestly be the most awesome thing ever just saying. also, you’re michael is perfection and your angie is flawless. love you ♥

gypsyiismsx -  boo u whore. ( lmao i was just gonna put that bc like i see you whenever i want and we text whenev so like u already know u bae and ily so yeah mackenzie zales ) ♥

thatlittlewiitch / tzariina - wow. how long have we known each other and how much have we been through together? we’ve had many ups and downs, and yet we’re still friends. i’m thankful for that and i’m glad we’ve put the past behind us. you’re an amazing person and friend and you don’t even know how happy i am about how happy you now are. you deserve to be happy and i hope you know that. not to mention, your fem!bucky and your wanda are absolutely amazing. i’m glad we’re still able to roleplay! ♥

nxglectful - even tho you aren’t on hardly at all anymore, i just hope you know how much you’re missed and loved! your maria is amazing and one of the few that i truly enjoy. i hope you come back soon c: ♥

notgonnabesubtle - i hope you know that you’re one of the very few pepper’s that i can stand. and that sounds terrible, seeing as i rp tony stark, but lbr, some pepper’s are better than others and some are just more kind than others. believe me, i’ve had issues there. anyways, this is about you. i’ve known you since back in my pepper days and i’m so glad we’ve remained friends since then. you’re an amazing person and an amazing pepper and i hope you realize that. don’t let anyone else tell you differently and don’t ever let yourself think otherwise. you’re great and you’re loved. please be happy ♥

lokislittlespider -  o k a y. well bae, it’s been a long time that we’ve known each other, huh? and quite honestly, i’m glad we haven’t lost touch. there were a few times where we didn’t talk for awhile, but honestly, silence doesn’t always distance people. i’m so comfortable talking to you and you’re an amazing person as well as an outstanding natasha. i love you so much and i hope you know that, as well as all i’ve said to you in this paragraph! never change and never give up. you’re perfect ♥

christineverhart - i miss you bae and i love rp'ing with you bc like no one rp’s christine anymore ( i did a few years back but the muse left me so honestly you need to represent for christine bc she bae and so r u ). you’re amazing and so is your muse and i hope you know that and never give up on her. breaks are great ofc but pls come back each time. i love our interactions bc tony isn’t a butt anymore and he don’t just want her for her body tbh c: he likes her as a person now. love you bae ♥


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Dark Souls AU [Open]

He doesn’t recall any of the events that brought him here- at least, not the important ones. All he could bring up to mind was how strange he felt during his daily strolls. A sinking feeling that creeps it’s way in slowly and settles in your stomach. He then recalls the dreadful feeling of large talons gripping him tightly and a sight  of large black feathers wrapping around him, blinding him briefly. He could only ever catch sight of his beloved castle, Pridemoor Keep, for a few moments before things all changed. Next thing he knew, he was here… wherever here was, really. Dumped carelessly in front of some strange, yet welcoming campfire. 

Whomever had brought him to this new land certainly wasn’t caring enough for his armor nor his well being. The first thing the false King had done upon coming to was cleaning himself bit by bit with his trusted handkerchief. A task which held high importance to him over all else. After all, who’d want to greet a noble King covered head to toe in dirt?

Doing as best a job he could to have his golden armor sparkling clean, fluffing out his capes fur, he settled on taking a glance around, soaking in the atmosphere with questions popping left and right in his head. The colors of this place certainly contrasted from the ones in the valley. Dark and grungy, hues of grey which brought a sense of unease which quickly got brushed off in favor of growing excitement. Oh what treasures could be found if he simply walked around…! Perhaps a weakened King with a large land he could concur as well. So many opportunities that could take place in such little time. If only the golden goon knew of what was to come.

After he’s had his fill of gawking about the broken shambles of what he could only assume used to be some form of a building, he’s startled by the sight of a man just sitting there nearby. Had he been watching him? Rude. He approaches with his typical stride. The man speaks of so many things. Talk of the undead, hollows, something about bells…? King Knight barely paid attention. After all, his being here was an error– a huge mistake rather. He wasn’t meant to be here, and it was obvious that he’d stuck out worse than a sore thumb.

When the man finishes speaking– or rather- when King Knight had decided he was done speaking, (hint hint: he wasn’t), he strides off in a random direction, taking his time to explore every inch of the place, scoffing at every dirtied object and complaining over anything he could find to complain about.

Off he goes on an adventure that wasn’t even his, but someone else’s. Yet again taking something that wasn’t his own… Amazing.

and here I am in the eternal question of “do I watch all these new shows and cartoons or do I finally do a full rewatch of all these old shows and cartoons???“