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anonymous asked:

Hey, Mark, how're you doing?

MARK: Why, hello! I didn’t see you there. I was just doing some light reading, here. It’s all I have had the time to do since the death of our dearest friend Jon. But let’s show you around, shall we?

MARK: Welcome… to our humble abode.

MARK: It’s not much, but make yourself at home.

MARK: Ah, well if it isn’t the rare wild Eduardo in his natural habitat! I wonder what he could possibly–

MARK: AAAAAA OH GOD HE’S RABID ABORT ABORT ABORT

y'all beronica at hogwarts will kill me tho like

  • baby slyth!veronica meeting huff!betty and immediately deciding she’s her person and fuck what the dumb talking hat says
  • ronnie getting sat down by her parents in her first year bc ‘u can’t just hex anyone who doesn’t like betty, honey’
  • veronica crying on betty’s shoulder and sleeping in the hufflepuff common room with her when her father gets sent to azkaban
  • ronnie getting upset bc she’s spent so much time with huffs that betty’s housemates aren’t even intimidated by her anymore
  • betty getting her first detention because she hexed a gryff who called ronnie’s father a criminal
  • alice cooper, poster woman for the slyth charity ball, hating that betty is a huff
  • veronica being forbidden from the cooper household bc of that one time she gave alice severe facial warts for calling betty a disappointment
  • betty staying with veronica’s family over summer break to avoid her mom
  • ronnie wearing a huff scarf to betty’s quidditch games and her housemates barely even caring bc they’ve come to just expect this shit from her now
  • slyth!ronnie and huff!betty basically just being such obnoxious ride or dies that no one is surprised when they finally start dating in their sixth year

‘pronouns dont equate gender!!!’ you say as you post a new moodboard of asexual nicki minaj on your secret discourse blog, dragons-and-blatant-homophobia

‘i agree!’ says a new follower of yours. their icon is of that one white girl on that one show. you know the one.

you check their blog, eager for new mutuals. you’re on the second page of their unnecessarily complicated navigation page when you come across their about.

you blood runs cold, a sudden chill in your room. your mouth drops open as you read the terrifying sentence right above their kin page.

lesbian + he/him pronouns

you start sobbing. how can this be? how can a lesbian use he/him pronouns? you crytype your new friend, the one that’s kin with chrom, but they’re too busy being cursed. you try one of your oldest friends, communismkils, but theyre wrapped up in keking sjws. you look up to your ceiling, not at all comforted by the fanart of benedict cumberfuck. still upset and needing someone you vent to, you open up a new text post and are hit with a rush on inspiration from your favorite tumblr hero. you wet your lips, wipe the sweat from your forehead, and start typing.

i ws literally beaten up bc of this a fw days ago, i thnk they were aroung the ages of 16-17 but these kids came n beat me up while i ws in th city ,helpin folks n they were like “r u tht kid who thinks lesbians can’t do whatever the fuck they want” n imlike, great

anonymous asked:

omg now i need that video link you and the other anon talked about (the one about jk and jm bickering and jk saying he'd go to his room)... if you ever find it pls post it i'll love you forever

Anonymous said to jikook-love:

Hello that moment the other anon was talking about in bon voyage which ep was that?

@berrybabe replies:

I just want to ask which episode jimin getting mad at Jugkook. Am is missing something ?

I just want to clarify that it was not Bon Voyage as anon mentioned but it was actually their NOW2 photoshoot…which I managed to find and you must all know you mean a shiet ton to me for being able to find it under my 2 mbps internet condition rn XD

it’s at around the 26:20 mark. And it’s where Jungkook approaches Jimin with a camera, who doesn’t seem happy to see him but well…you’ll see :3

man i wish i could’ve seen jeon’s face when he was saying all these OOC things though. was he flustered? confident? I’LL NEVER KNOW.

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Roman Holiday AU/ Sakumoto

A prince plays hooky from his royal duties for 24 hours with a reporter.

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young billie joe rambling about being nice to each other while playing road to acceptance

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