anonymous asked:

(Copies the face thing): Tell us about your crush!

Where to begin? My crush is tall, very good looking, charming, kind, and a self proclaimed playboy who is only interested in finding the next person he’s sticking his dick in.

Honestly, I’d like nothing more than to smash his face in with a rock and disembowel him because I hate him so much. Unfortunately, when I see him in person, I’m victim to his charms and can do nothing more than try not to draw attention to myself because I become a blushing, stammering idiot.

As of late, he’s become aware of my dislike of him and has taken to texting to me every so often about trivial things. He’s even suggested we hang out but I’m on the fence about that because my feelings are all over the place about him.