this is how my brother likes to ask for art
k so i was just sitting there, minding my own buisness and then, my 22 yo brother comes out of nowhere asks how im doing and if i drew anything interesting. im not cool with my brother like that so i just said no. tHEN OUT OF NOWHERE he suggests i draw a picture of mabel, star butterfly, and steven.
i look him dead in his face and said it’s funny how you want me to draw you something, when you don’t respect me. and then he proceeded to ramble on about how it’s not like that or whatever!!! and then i told i don’t have the time because otakon starts on friday and i have a lot to finish before then.
tHEN HE SAYS im not asking you to drop everything i just want you to draw it out real quick. this stupid little mofo really thinks that drawing doesn’t take that much time and energy. and then i said then why don’t you just try and learn how to draw for yourself??
THEN HE SAYS WHY SHOULD I DO THAT WHEN I HAVE SOMEONE WHO CAN DRAW RIGHT HERE. IM NOT YOUR FUCKING SLAVE IM NOT GONNA DRAW AT YOUR COMMAND BECAUSE YOURE MY BROTHER.
i proceeded to say if you want me to do it so badly why don’t you just give me $$$??
OH YOUR ART IS GOOD BUT IT’S NOT WORTH MONEY. that is literally the most insulting thing you can say to anyone. so then i said nO because he was really starting to piss me off.
even after i said no several times he still tried persuading me into drawing it. after he said “it’s just a suggestion” yeah a suggestion you tried having me draw for like 30 minutes you dipshit.
and that’s how my 22 year old brother likes to ask me, his 18 year old little sister, for art.