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  • [In a horrormovie]
  • Killer: I can see you
  • Jason: Really?
  • Killer:
  • Jason:
  • Jason: Do I look good?
  • Killer: Hell yeah, you slay

Pennywise x Female Reader | brute heart of a brute like you | part 1/1

Warnings: smut and lots of it, rough and dominating sex, lots of drooling, lots of Pennywise really


Your back slams into the wall, the breath rushing from your lungs and leaving you heaving for air. Tears prick your eyes and pain sparks up and down your spine like lightning. Pennywise’s hand is a steel band around your throat, claws piercing into the tender flesh of your jugular. His face is close, his expression a twisted, mangled mix of fury and disgust. His person-suit is cracking. There’s a certain beauty to be found in the face of his savagery, but it’s one you’re not inclined to admire especially when it’s your windpipe being crushed.

Your hands scratch at his gloved hand, mouth dropping open in an attempt to drag every bit of air into your lungs. You’re starting to get dizzy, head full of cotton and vision darkening around the edges.

“P-Pennywise,” you gasp, throat clicking hoarsely. “Let - Let go!”

The clown snarls, taupe eyes gleaming in the dark. His grip doesn’t loosen, in fact, he squeezes tighter. He’s crowding close, large body a hovering presence. You’re pressed together from sternum to hip.

You flush, shamed at how hot the slide of your bodies makes you. Your cunt aches, moisture leaking out. You know there’s no way Pennywise can’t feel your reaction against his thigh wedged between your thighs, can’t smell the lust pouring off you, how much you’re fucking gagging for his dick.

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Chapter 61 re-written

BAZ

am such a  sad vamp. o ye am a vamp btw. wanna bite simon. I’m disturbed ask anyone. o btw i <3 simon, he is my future hubby. but he is super straight , so that aint happening. also I’m supposed to h8 him, so i push him down stairs instead.

SIMON

wow baz is such a pretty vamp (no homo tho). like he looks so cute in a straight way when he’s plotting. o and he’s always plotting. i would so tap that in a straight way.

BAZ

am sad bc simon is so straight. I’m gunna kiss him. no wait that would be awks. am gunna kiss him and then burn myself in the forest. good plan 10/10 fanks brain

SIMON

o no. the pretty vampo is burning himself alive in the forest. i might kiss him. in a 100% straight way bc he seems sad.

BAZ

im gunna do it

im gunna do it

shIT HE DID IT

SIMON POV

wait. what if this is like only 90% straight

BAZ POV

tHIS IS SOME GOOD SHIT

SIMON POV

lol maybe only liek 80%

BAZ POV

am gunna die kissing him m8. but not today. am not in the mood for murdering him anymore.

SIMON POV

whoops maybe liek 0%. but his hair  looks so good. that sure is a hot widows peak

BAZ POV

Everything is GAYAYAYAYAYAYAY

Ser Davos: he took a knife in the heart for his people, he gave his own li-

Jon: 👀

Davos: llll-lime. Limes. He gave his own limes to his people. Jon has a passion for lime growing. Uhh limes. Very popular in the North. *Crying now* your grace do you know the first thing about limes? This is why we came to you today. You need…our help. How can you win the war without… limes… They contain essential vitamins… For strength.. Oh gods I’m sorry Jon.

Jon: *hugs him* it’s alright, it’s alright, you fought bravely