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J: CHARM! OMB CHARM IT’S REALLY YOU!

C: Obviously, you goof! Ya thought I died or something?

J: I missed you so very much Charm! I’m so glad you could make it.

C: Well, can’t miss my godchild growing up right? Where is she?

J: Oh, still upstairs I think. But I’m pretty sure there’s someone else who wants to see you first…

Karazhan is just so fucking huge

I have this headcanon that after TBC a whole bunch of different mages and warlocks started squatting there and drew gang territory lines and everything 

and the tower is still empty enough you could drop a herd of elekks in there and nobody’d notice

I want a fanfic where Sasori and Deidara actually both have a crush on Konan first and are fighting a lot over her and the three of them end up doing things together because they don’t want to let the other one alone with her.
And all the time they’re like silently (and sometimes not so silently) hating on each other and think they’re being discreet but of course they’re just hella obvious with it, but Konan just doesn’t care and thus doesn’t comment on it. She just watches them and let’s them believe and is actually constantly amused by their awkward behaviour tbh.
She’ll be like “lol idiots, your’re both so gay, you’re both just my gay best friends” and she’ll be wondering all the time how those two can not notice because she’s actually shipping them and sure they’re obviously gay for each other.
So she starts matchmaking but in contrary to them she really discreet and they don’t even notice that Konan is setting them up and they don’t even realize it works until they’re angrily kissing each other and then both be like “WTF?! how is this legit that’s not okay, have I just kissed with this jerk, why did I do that I don’t even like him how did this happen that can’t be alright I’m NOT OKAY with this asdfghjkl”
Seriously they’ll be so confused since they honestly didn’t see it coming until it happened because they’re just stupid and they will be only angrier at each other afterwards and piss each other off even more.
But from then on they’ll be making up by making out, so that’s okay.

I also want Konan to slap Sasori somewhere inbetween. I want that a lot.
Konan slapping impertinent bastards in the face is one of my kinks, seriously. And Sasori is an asshole with lack of respect for women, he would so be slapped by her at some point.

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Video: Recorded on a crappy point-and-shoot Nikon

I’ve been doing things wrong. I’ve been doing things for you. trying to impress you, make you want me back. I’ve been trying to reconnect broken power lines, and I’m no electrician. I need to start doing things for me. Living, laughing, and loving. for myself.
—  “I’ve been trying to reconnect broken power lines, and im no electrician” -me
Realizing that I don’t want or need you anymore is a beautiful thing. I don’t survive through your compliments or compulsively check to see if you’ve texted me. Your opinion of me no longer makes or breaks my day. I don’t need you anymore. I don’t want you, at least not as a lover, either. It’s beautiful.
I wonder what you think about my new hair
And if you notice how dead my eyes are
You used to say they were your favorite color
But I’m sure by now you’ve forgotten the way they shined when I saw you
Just like I forgot the way you said you loved me or the taste of your breath on mine
They say all good things come to an end
We must have been something really fucking magical because we crashed and burned
—  you shouldn’t matter but you do