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so the other night I had a dream that some friends and my sister and I were all on a backpacking trip to hell. I have no idea why, I just know that we felt we had the weight of the world on our shoulders to complete this mission. I don’t even know what the mission was, but dammit we were going.

we were also keeping a cat in a cardboard box with us on this journey. This has nothing to do with the context of the dream, but I felt it was important for the mood.

so basically we’re all hiking down into the depths of the earth, (I think we got chased by some sort of massive beast that ate one of my friends, but frankly it wasn’t important enough to remember) and basically we finally get to the Foyer of Hell. And this place is essentially a food court filled with demons.

think the Mall of America on a Saturday afternoon but all the lights have a weird red tinge.

and we see a McDonald’s.

immediately I’m like “guys, listen. I really need to know if Hell McDonalds tastes the same as Minnesota McDonald’s.” So I bought a double cheeseburger meal and an egg mcmuffin meal and just fucking went to town at these shitty school-lunchroom style tables. We had the Cat Box on the table and were getting a lot of weird looks from the hellspawn around us

the verdict was that the egg mcmuffin was mediocre at best, the fries were all those really dry crunchy ones, the cheeseburgers were exactly the same, but the hashbrowns were fucking incredible. Never will I taste anything so ironically heavenly again in my entire life. Like. Fuck dude. The hashbrowns.

after that we went on our way to slay the demon king or whatever the fuck, I genuinely don’t remember.

Anyway the moral of the story kids is that if you’re in hell and you see a McDonald’s, order them out of hashbrowns you won’t fuckin regret it

Am I the only one that doesn’t care at all that Mon El said that he loved Kara before Sanvers have said it? Like the relationship between Kara and Mon El is messy and lacks development, so I’m not surprised that he said that he loved her so quickly. In all honesty he may not even truly love her, she’s just the first person he’s truly been attached to and not a hook up, which he was doing on Daxam. 

BUT Sanvers has been developed and I’m just waiting for that special moment that they actually say it. Not some type of “I’m saying this cause I don’t want to lose you bullshit,” but they say it cause it’s true. Cause they truly can’t live without one another and love each other, ride or die. When they do say it, it will be impactful and not easily forgotten like Mon El’s confession.

Relax

J-Hope x Reader

Genre: Do I write anything that isn’t smut? The answer is no.

Summary: Look up from your books once in a while. A good dick down might be on the other side.

Word count: 4,267

A/N: I’m appalled at the lack of Hoseok smut so I thought I’d polish this piece I had about him and post that. Enjoy! Feel free to request stuff as well.


You glanced at the silver and pink watch on your wrist as you typed continuously onto your laptop. You sighed deeply as you pressed enter to switch line. This essay was taking so long to write and you could feel all your focus slip away, tiredness taking over in heavy presses on your eyelids. You met eyes with your charming boyfriend on the other side of the table. He smiled at you sweetly before looking back down at his papers. Unlike you, he was enjoying himself, writing lyrics and listening to some music on his laptop, calmly sipping a warm cup of tea. You glanced to your left and reached for your nth cup of coffee promptly sitting atop a messy pile of books. You tilted it. Empty. A sigh made its way between your dry lips and soon enough your cold hands found their way back onto your keyboard, resting lifeless on the keys.

You were so focused on getting this paper done that you didn’t notice Hoseok getting up to make you another warm drink. His presence lurked tall behind your back as his left arm entered your peripherals, putting a black mug down on the table, making sure to push away all your scattered papers. He grabbed your other mug under your soft stare. You lazily reached for the new drink and brought it up to your mouth.

“Thank you Hobi.” you murmured.

He put the other mug in the sink before standing behind you again, his gentle hands on your shoulders, massaging the sore muscles. You took a long awaited sip. Hm… Chocolate?

“Hobiii… that’s hot chocolate.” you whined cutely.

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  • noctis has fallen asleep on everyone at least once
  • scratch that - a fuckton of times
  • gladio is his favorite to sleep on because he’s so warm what is this sorcery
  • gladio doesn’t really mind anymore because hey the kid is tired let him sleep
  • noctis sometimes just fuckin keels over in the car and at this point gladio just pulls him into his lap and keeps talking because yes this is perfectly normal
  • he just kinda puts his hand on noct’s back and rubs it if it seems like he’s having a nightmare and it always helps at least a little bit
  • even if he still has a nightmare waking up to gladio right there is always really comforting
  • ignis is pretty good too??? like noctis has known him for so long that it’s honestly just natural
  • noctis will just lean on his shoulder when he gets tired and it startles him a little bit but as noct’s adviser he’s pretty used to things like that
  • honestly it’s impressive that he can continue whatever he’s doing with a straight face when noct’s hair keeps tickling his neck
  • (“highness you need a haircut, come here” “if you come any closer with those scissors i swear i will jump in that lake and literally become a fucking fish don’t test me on this ignis i s w e a r”)
  • in other words, that never changes
  • but having fluffy hair is good for something (annoying your local mom friend™)
  • ignis often ends up with his fingers resting lightly on noct’s shoulder
  • he isn’t quite sure if that’s more for noctis’ comfort or his anymore but neither of them are complaining
  • it’s just nice to know they aren’t alone and that they’re safe for the time being
  • prompto still fucking dies if noctis falls asleep on him because ???
  • it eases the doubts he has about his self-worth (at least for a little while) 
  • because noctis trusts him enough to let his guard down around him and ahhh even if they’ve been friends for forever it’s like???? he’s just so happy he’s on this stupid road trip and they’re alive
  • he always smiles really big and runs his fingers through noct’s hair
  • he’s really cuddly and always tries to be quieter for noctis’ sake
  • the key word there is ‘tries
  • since noctis is tired 99.9% of the time this happens almost daily but hey
  • no one is complaining

part one 

Stop 👏🏼 acting 👏🏼 like 👏🏼 Yuzuru Hanyu 👏🏼 is 👏🏼 Yuuri 👏🏼 Katsuki

This shouldn’t even have to be said, but guess what?? It does!

Recently, I’ve seen a lot of YOI fans get interested in Irl skating, which is great. You know what’s not great? Taking real life skaters, real life people, and acting like they are nothing more than characters in this amazing anime. They are humans, not characters.

Yuzuru Hanyu is a 22-year old ice skater from Japan, and he is absolutely amazing. He’s broken multiple world records, preformed amazingly despite him taking a face first fall on the ice (which really fucking hurts), etc

But kind of comments does he get for that? Comments like:

“Bruhhhh it’s a real life Yuri Katsuki!”

“Where’s his Viktor at 😂”

“*referring to when he clashed into another skater and took a face first slam onto the ice* OMG what if this happened in YOI”
These are actual comments I have scene on YouTube videos about Yuzuru’s skating/his performances

Oh and let’s not forget the little bitch who changed Yuzuru’s entire Wikipedia page to fit as if he was Yuuri (they changed his name, and took off all the names of his coaches and put Viktor, and just messed up a lot of articles)

Do you understand how messed up this is? This isn’t some anime for this man, this is his career; his life.

What’s okay: getting interested into ice skating due to YOI, making comparisons to skaters to characters: but not overly so, to admire ice skaters

What’s not okay: acting like irl ice skaters are Yuri On Ice characters, making serious situations that happen to ice skaters something related to a ship or any situation in Yuri On Ice, harassing a real life skater due to resemblance they might share to any character

Cmon YOI fandom, I know you aren’t bad people.

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“-What’s his name? you asked Arthur.

-Whose name?

-Your servant, what’s his name, he’s cute.

-What?!? You can’t… you can’t… he’s my servant and your a guest here!

-So?”

You got up, reaching for the handle when Arthur stop you. You were friends with him since forever, but you were very different.  He always felt like he needed to protect you.  When you won your first tournament, he stopped talking to you for weeks, because you could have been injured.

“-It’s just… he started, he’s not… normal… he’s…

-Hey, you said softly, I can handle myself. Anyway, you have a crush on Morgana’s servant, why can’t I talk with yours?

-Fine, he said grumpily, his name’s Merlin.

-Thanks, you said kissing him on the cheek.”

Okay so first the the Kindergarten was The Enigma of Amigara Fault

(plus the beta kindergarten essentially being the reverse side of the mountain in the original manga) 


Now this? 

All I’m saying is someone on the crewniverse is a Junji Ito fan and that’s both amazing and more than a little disturbing. 

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i’ve been missing from tumblr because life rocket boosted me to some place i don’t know how to return from.. lol but in that time, i doodled a bunch and slammed them all in twitter.. my life revolves around twitter because i get some good shit good shit there 10 outta 10 YEAYUH

omg i don’t make sense i’m sorry -lies on the floor- besides that, i’m busy with life and stuff.. the usual. been playing as much overwatch as my body allows.. also, lol i’ve gotten a lot of questions in my inbox about who i main, my guys. it doesn’t matter.. just know i love gabe reyes and i love drawing him with jesse.. -shrugs- 

lookit all these messy doodles of gabe and jesse

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Gabriel Reyes and Jesse McCree©Overwatch/Blizzard
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All right, I’m gonna go ahead and call pre-boarding for all Zabvronians with elite status. Ah… Oh. No, wait. That’s… that’s only me. Suck it, coach trash.

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Marion, a librarian in her thirties, encounters Alex, a man who suffers from amnesia. He wants to find out more about his past but doesn’t know where to start. When Marion asks him what’s the first thing that comes to his mind, Alex replies with a simple “Mégas Aléxandros”.

anonymous asked:

You know? I'm getting really tired of people blaming 'Erwin-stans' literally for everything...I'm getting so fucking sick...

the only thing to blame are the titans.

If Mystic Messenger Was Realistic...
  • MC: *Gets a text from Unknown*
  • Unknown: Hey, I need you to sneak inside a dead mental girl's home and work for a secret organization by forc-
  • MC: THE FUCk IS ThIS?!
  • Unknown: Continuing my statement, you have 9 minut-
  • MC: BiTCh NAW I AIn'T DOIN SHIt yAH HoE.
  • Unknown: You should be careful of what yo-
  • MC: EAT YO MOthER'S ASShOLE!
  • [MC has left the chatroom.]
  • Unknown: ...Well Shit.