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in·ti·ma·cy (noun)  

1. close or warm friendship or understanding; personal relationship 2. a close association with or detailed knowledge or deep understanding of a place, subject, period of history, etc.
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Robert: You want to know the horrible truth? I can’t even remember what (Lyanna Stark) looked like. I only know she was the one thing I ever wanted. Someone took her away from me, and Seven Kingdoms couldn’t fill the hole she left behind.
Cersei: I felt something for you once, you know? Even after we lost our first boy.

  • Me: * Lets nails grow out* hmmm
  • Lesbian Police: YOU ARE IN DIRECT VIOLATION OF LESBIAN LAW 136 SUBSECTION 69: ALL HOMOSEXUAL FEMALES MUST KEEP THEIR NAILS TRIMMED AT A LENGTH LESS THAT .5 INCHES ABOVE THE NAIL
  • Me: * Cries in a corner trimming nails*
  • Lesbian Police: * Angry lesbian glare*