Harry calls Draco “Dragon Boy” because his name means dragon in Greek (from Latin).
Draco does not appreciate this and proceeds to call him “Henry” because Harry is a nickname for the German name Henry.
Harry also, does not appreciate his pet name.
Thus began the list of names they call each other.
“I’m a whore for you, blondie.”
Harry holds doors open for Draco. He also pulls out chairs for him.
Because Draco is a, “Pretty pretty princess that deserves to be treated like one.”
“Cough cough… the door?”
“I’m carrying all the groceries, Draco. I don’t have a free hand.”
“Well, put some down and open it.”
“Yes, Potter, I am serious. Do I look like I open my own doors?”
Draco bought them a kitten.
He named her Rosie Malfoy-Potter.
She’s a little pure white kitty with clear blue eyes, and the constant need to lick Harry’s nose.
Harry didn’t know he was going to come home to his boyfriend holding a tiny animal, letting it crawl over his arms and onto their couch.
He was shocked, and angry at first.
But not even the Boy-Who-Lived can resist a kitten.
“Look at her! She’s nuzzling my hand!”
“Yes, I see that.”
“Isn’t she the cutest thing you’ve ever seen?”
“It’s a cat.”
“No, it’s our daughter!”
“No, it’s a cat.”
“Come here, let me just…”
Draco placed the fluffy ball of fur in Harry’s arms. She quickly warmed up to him and began snuggling into his chest.
Harry picked her up, pulling her in front of his face.
Draco pushed the kitten closer, as she cautiously sniffed his nose.
And licked it.
“See? She loves you.”
“Harry? Please, I’ll be the housewife and take care of the children. Let me have her? Let us have her?”
“Alright, she can stay.”
Harry’s a workaholic.
Sometimes he takes extra shifts because he wants to. Not for the money.
This annoys Draco.
Before they moved in together, he didn’t know how often Harry could throw himself into his work.
Saving lives, trying to protect the world from forces that would never cease.
Sometimes he needed to be reminded that not everyone can be saved. There’s more to life than being the hero.
Draco was a good reminder. Like an alarm.
He would go off at a certain time, whenever he needed him. Whenever Harry stayed up for forty-eight hours without sleep working on a case, he was there. Ready to owl him in sick, make sure he slept that night, he got food in the morning, he made sure Harry knew he couldn’t be there for everyone. The only way to stay sane as an Auror is to know when to go home.
“Harry, you can’t keep going like this.”
“I have to finish looking over this file. If I can find out where this kid is then-”
“Give that back!”
“No, you listen to me. You can’t keep doing this.”
“Not eating, not sleeping, not talking, only working. It’s not good for you. I’m worried. You come home, but you’re not home. You’re at work. We haven’t had sex in three weeks. You haven’t had a full meal in three weeks. Mrs. Weasley flooed wondering where you were at dinner this Sunday. You know what I told her? You were hooked on this case. Addicted. This is an addiction, Harry. You’re addicted to saving people. Addicted to helping. Yeah, well you can’t save everyone, Potter! If you’re going to have a fucking hero complex then why don’t you save the ones who really matter in your life. I’ve woken up screaming and crying twice this month, and where were you? Not next to me, not where I needed you. I’ve needed saving. I love you, you stupid prick. I fucking love you. I fucking care about you. Please, for fuck’s sake, don’t do this to yourself.To us.”
Tentatively, do you want anal. Optimistically, would you consider a threesome. With surprise, I don’t know what you are doing but I like it. Ecstatically, yes, yes, yes, don’t stop, I am almost there. With unrestrained lechery, your sister is hot.
Okay so I have a little head cannon for Anti. I like to think he's VERY protective of Jack. Sure, HE can slit Jack's throat and scare the piss out if him. But the second someone else tries to hurt Jack? Anti will make them wish he'd kill them. And then, once every last shred of hope is gone from them, he'll kill them. So I like to think that if Jack and Dark ever met, Anti would be watching, giving Dark the stink eye. (How are you doing today?:D)
Ooooh yes, I like this. I kind of imagine acting like a typical older brother character in a sense? Except way more violent and unhinged lmao.
But yeah man, Anti would TOOOOTALLY be staring Dark down like, “bitch u try to hurt my puppet i’ll fukin deck u”
As much as I don't think a trans person can actually change their sex, I feel like its dehumanizing to say they are MtT or FtT. Like, they are people who are more than what they do with their bodies and i do think that should be respected.
yes exactly I’m so tired like if it kills you so badly to say trans woman just say MTF or fuck even transitioned male (i dont condone this but i do think its better than FtT/MtT,) like yes the name is *technically* inaccurate but one doesn’t transition to a “trans.” like they transition to a trans woman or man. i may hate a lot of their politics but there really is no need to strip them of humanity like this.
yo for the most recent "send me a ship" thing, can you do KidoMomo? Btw i love your writing, keep up the great work! (☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞
ahgfjhfkh thank you so much!! i’m so glad you like it! and yes, i would LOVE to do kidomomo!
send me a ship, and i’ll tell you who…
who said “I love you” first?
momo has said i love you like a million and ten times since they first met. it was never intended to be taken seriously, and thusly, when momo eventually tells kido that she actually loves her for real, kido doesn’t understand what she means at first and brushes it off as another casual “i love you” between close friends. momo has to kiss her before it finally clicks that she means “in a gay way”.
who would have the other’s picture as their phone background?
momo fucking kisaragi. the press found out abt their relationship bc of momo’s phone bg. “oh! who’s that on your phone, kisaragi-chan?” “this is my GIRLFRIEND i love her so much! look, isn’t she cute?” [passes phone around the room] “has everyone seen how cute she is? i love her. i love my girlfriend.”
who leaves notes written in fog on the bathroom mirror?
kido. while momo’s in the shower, too. she’ll use her ability and draw tons of hearts in the fog, in the hopes that momo will think it’s cute. (she does.)
who buys the other cheesy gifts?
kido. she doesn’t know too much abt being in a relationship, so she typically opts for doing “romantic” things that she’s seen in movies to make momo happy. it usually backfires though, because when kido hands momo flowers and chocolates and stuff like that, she can never seem to stop blushing. it sort of ruins the cool aesthetic that she’s going for.
who initiated the first kiss?
momo. when kido didn’t realise the extent of her feelings. kido, however, initiated the second kiss, almost immediately afterwards.
who kisses the other awake in the morning?
momo has to get up early for a lot of idol events, so she always tries to bring kido along with her. this is… pretty much the only way to get her out of the house without coffee. girlfriend kisses.
who starts tickle fights?
kido kido kido kido kido. and she uses her eye ability to sneak up on momo beforehand, too, which is not fair, as momo points out, but kido isn’t the type to play fair with games, sooooo
who asks who if they can join the other in the shower?
momo pops her head into the shower and asks. when she gets in, she washes kido’s hair and scrubs her back. cute.
who surprises the other in the middle of the day at work with lunch?
kido. she almost always brings momo lunch, actually, a deco lunch filled with all of the weird shit that momo likes to eat. it’s almost sickeningly adorable.
who was nervous and shy on the first date?
both, to a certain extent? momo is nervous and shy, but now she’s sort of used to feeling like that bc ~idol~. she talks through her nervousness and just sort of rambles on while kido hangs onto every word she says. as the date goes on, though, kido manages to chill out and lose the nerves. sorta.
who kills/takes out the spiders?
kido. momo always waits in the corner with a broom until the spider is safely taken out, and then hails kido as a “brave and brilliant knight!” afterwards and kisses her. (KIDOMOMO BRIDAL CARRY AGH)
who loudly proclaims their love when they’re drunk?
KIDO. if she’s around seto and kano, she’ll drunkenly lean on them and ask if they have any date ideas for where she can take momo bc theres an underlying fear that momo’s going to get bored of her if she doesn’t put 9999% effort into everything in the relationship. followed by tearfully talking about how much she absolutely loves her girlfriend and everything she does. neither seto nor kano have the heart to tease her about it when she’s sobered up in the morning.
“How do I look? I feel like it doesn’t have quite the same effect as if I were a brunette.”
Roy looked up from messing with the beads wrapped around his wrist to watch as Riza stepped out from behind the curtain. She dipped her finger into the collar of the skin-tight catsuit she was wearing, a touch of color in her cheeks. Roy let out a low whistle. “Do you want me to say something about your hair or how wonderfully it compliments your curves?”
Riza rolled her eyes, a touch of a playful smile on her lips. “I don’t think you need to get into character quite yet.”
He gave her a grin. “Okay, I’ll save it for later.”