i-diots

i’m so mad omfg i spent ten minutes making a 300-word role-play post and this person replies with 3 frickin’ sentences.

-kicks down doors- jfc kill me now

so I’m (re-)reading an Ava Gardner bio atm and oH MY GOD 

 Richard Burton was nearly electrocuted. A significant scene had Shannon, in a symbolic gesture, cutting loose the cage of a captured iguana. The iguana refused to run away when the rope was cut and so an electric wire with a 110-volt charge was used to get the lizard moving. Something went wrong with something, and Burton was touching the iguana as they shocked it. Burton’s whole body felt the charge, and he was lifted straight into the air and crashed to the stone floor.

emeraldspectacle asked:

"I’m in love with you."

meme: Send “I’m in love with you.” to see how my muse reacts.
user: emeraldspectacle || status: accepting

          Initially her eyebrows raise in amusement – it is not in Evanora’s nature to drop words like this often, if not at all. Zelena could not deny the flutter she feels inside her stomach, the flutter from the butterflies exploding however to cover up how she feels a smirk tugs at her lips, there is a taunting nature presence in the way she looks at Evanora. Of course she feels happy, overjoyed in fact about this rare declaration of love – it means someone wants her, and that is probably the one thing she wants the most ever but instead of spewing out some smug remarks she finds her smirk soften into something more sincere as she takes Evanora’s hand into her own.

           “ I know.

mardybuhms asked:

Elizabeth🌻

Epigram - tycho

Lucky - radiohead

Idiot - wavves

Zains, cam4, wah wah and sirens - crywank

Alone - obeson

Blessa - toro y moi

Eddie’s gun - the kooks

Thorns - bones

Haxel princess - cherry glazerr

anonymous asked:

i have an acrostic poem for you A-sshole ; L-ame ; I-diot ; C-rap ; I-mbecile ; A-irhead

amazing. also i swear im reading all your messages, i just dont wanna spam people by posting them all 

CALL OF DUTY FUCKED ME UP SO MUCH AND OF COURSE LIKE A FU KING I DIOT I HAD TO GO ASSOCIATING IT WITH THE SPIRIT SOUNDTRACK AND I DIDN’T EVEN HEAR THE SONG “SOUND THE BUGLE” I JUST FUCKING SANG THE FIRST TWO LINES QUIETLY TO MYSELF AND BURST OUT INTO TEARS AND NOW I’M JUST CRYING @ HOW PATHETIC THIS IS OH MY GOD I NEED TO GO TO BED WHAT THE FUCK

[captain-of-the-kid-pirates | postmortemlullaby]

captain-of-the-kid-pirates asked: “🔪” {{ooc; that’s the stabbing meme symbol for some reason it’s not showing up on this laptop so telling you incase it’s fucked up entirely}}



Send me “🔪” For my muses reaction to yours stabbing them in the chest.

It hurt. Her chest pulsed with a stinging pain. Emil coughed and tiny droplets of blood landed on the man’s chest. She winced. Why this lucky bastard couldn’t be a bit more lucky and stabe her in the heart, instead of the lung?

“I-diot.”With this wheeze, the fish woman lifted her pale eyes at his face. “You can’t even…” Emil coughed again. “Kill instantly.” The corners of her bloody lips rose. “Thank you, anyway.” With that said, Emil closed her eyes, relaxed all muscles and let the gravity and time do its job.

anonymous asked:

You really aren't. You're a pretty rad person. I'm sorry your days been bad though.

D I sgustijg I diot is a ll I am