If You Want to Disregard Asexuality Because “It’s Only 1%”

You must also disregard:


Paprika the Veggiemancer
Blessed by magic, she can grow sentient turnips that help her do chores and garden. She is hot-tempered and very protective.
Gordon is Paprika’s older brother. He was accidentally napiformed by Paprika, she wants to turn him back but can’t! So he is grumpy all the time.
Cale is also cursed, but by another witch, he is slowly being covered by blue mushrooms. One night Paprika catches him eating her turnips but she soon discovers he is harmless otherwise.

Just for fun! I was going to explore the idea more but I think I’ll put it aside for now, I learned a lot in the process though! Maybe I will dig it up again one day!

Thanks for all the support everyone! I’d love to turn this into a real project someday :)


ultimate dragon age meme: one villian


The Chantry teaches us that it is the hubris of men which brought the darkspawn into our world. The mages had sought to usurp Heaven, but instead, they destroyed it. They were cast out, twisted and cursed by their own corruption. They returned as monsters, the first of the darkspawn. They became a blight upon the lands, unstoppable and relentless. The dwarven kingdoms were the first to fall. And from the deep roads, the darkspawn drove at us again and again, until finally we neared annihilation…

Aelin’s dress in Queen of Shadows is a dress of DREAMS