How the lords touch themselves? Maybe MC walking in on them? Idk I'm thirtsy pls help
same tho holy water won’t do anything at this point in our lives tbh
Nobunaga: If the MC walked in on him, his pride would be crushed x69. He didn’t want her to know that he didn’t have the balls
BA DUM TSS to grab her and say, “Yo, I’m horny af, let’s do the horizontal hokey pokey.” He would make it up by smirking and pulling her underneath him, squeezing her hips and touching her all over until she needed him as much as he needed her. “Foolish girl. If you wanted to help me out you could have just said so.”
Mitsuhide: Ashamed affff. He’d apologize about a hundred times since she had to witness seeing that
um bitch I’m pretty sure she’s seen your dick already chill and for ruining his gentleman image yOU ARE AN ANIMALL DUDE. Unless she requested to “lend a hand” BA DUM TSS I’M HILARIOUS he would put his lil soldier back in his cage and pretend like nothing happened.
Yukimura: He’d die?? I’m pretty sure this is self explanatory?? They’d legit have to prepare a funeral and put him in his coffin with his “spear” out??
That actually sounds amusing af tbh. MC would have to slap a hand over his mouth bc he’d scream and she didn’t want to let other people in on this except for saizo. (; “MC I’M SO SORRY I WAS DESPERATE.” “Dude it’s fine just put your dick back in your pants please.” At the end of it all, he’d end up dying begging MC to lend him a hand. IT’S TIME TO STOP HANNAH FOR FUCKS SAKE.
Saizo: I don’t think this would ever happen unless he knew she was coming and he wanted to embarrass the shit out of her. When she walked in on him, he’d grin and look at her with lust in his eyes, and beckon her over. He’d replace his hands with hers, and busy his fingers with pleasuring her
EQUAL TREATMENT BABY. “It can’t be helped, why don’t you come over here and let me indulge you for a bit, hm?”
Masamune: Frozen. He’d be frozen. He is dying inside. He is dead. He’d whisper an apology and with a shaking voice, beg her to leave. After they talked again later that day, he would talk about how he never wanted to force her to see him that vulgar and hug her because he felt so bad. He would die again bc she would suggest that he come to her if he was feeling aroused.
But hey he took that offer seriously that night he doesn’t fuck around.
Kojuro: He’d blush a lil but then confess that he wanted her but they already frickle frackled ten nights in a row and she must be feeling sore so he wanted to give her a break. She would remind him that just because he wanted her doesn’t mean they necessarily had to have intercourse. Before she went down on him, he would flip her around so he could do the same to her.
69 has never felt so good.
Hideyoshi: So calm about it. He’d be a mischievous fuck and say something like, “What a situation, huh? Wanna join me?” Despite his words, however, he’d put that banana away and cuddle her instead. In the middle of their cuddle session, he’d notice her rubbing her thighs together, and would be shocked to find out that his antics had unintentionally aroused her too. They’d help each other out. End of story.
GET THE FUCK OUT OR YOU’LL CATCH THESE HANDS. Nah but you bet your ass he would yell at her tho. If she mentioned it later, he’d hiss at her to drop it with a blush on his cheeks. She already found out he read pornography THIS IS CANON I’M CRYING INU NOOO and she probably thinks he’s some crazy pervert already. That night, she’d sneak into his room before he did and undress herself. Once he came in, before he could get any words out, she would kiss him and tell him sweetly that he could use her body whenever he wanted to. To sum it all up, he’d wreck her more than Mitsunari wrecks his pride.
Ieyasu: He’d threaten to kill her if she didn’t get out, nothing new. She would be smarter than to bring it up again, but surprisingly, he’s the one that did when he grabbed her by the wrist and brought her into his room. “Help me.” He’d mumble those words with a fierce blush, “It doesn’t feel good unless it’s with you, now come over here already.” He would be a little rougher than usual due to the fact that he wanted to erase whatever teasing remarks that were in her head, even if there weren’t any.
Mitsunari: I can see this happening but at the same time I don’t. He’s all about sophistication but I can so see him being sexually frustrated bc he’s too shy to initiate anything with the MC. He would literally roar at her to gtfo, like, you think Shingen is a tiger? Think again bitch. Like Mitsuhide, he’d pretend like nothing happened. MC would feel bad and also lustful af and end up straddling him despite his prickly words. When she rolled her hips against his once, I repeat, only once, she could already feel him getting hard underneath her. When she did it again, he let out a long, desperate moan. He wanted her so badly, so she granted his wish.
Kenshin: He doesn’t give any fucks. In fact, he’d hold out his hand with passion in his blue eyes. “Come to me, my beautiful one..” And of course, who could resist that? He would give oral until she was at the point he was, and then he’d begin intercourse. Afterwards, he would suggest a second round so they could start once more, but with each other this time.