mystic messenger forces me to wake up in the middle of the night to talk to fictional characters and they’re like “oh you’re still up” NO THE FUCK I WAS NOT I DID THIS FOR YOU if someone in rl texted me at 6am i would probably kill them
I was tagged by @pumpkin-alex 💜 heck this’ll be difficult cause I ship to much :
1. Soooooo Cats The Musical : sorry can’t give an answer cause it’s a tie between Jerrie and Teazer, Pounce and Tumble and George and Metus and practically every other ship in Cats that is possible ((i cant believe in just ONE rp I managed to get myself obsessed with 2 other ships this is entirely my fault… although @pumpkin-alex did part of it as well))
2. Homestuck : uhhhhhhh fuck um ((ha ima be slickity slap on this cause there are 4 quadrants so HA))
♠: Gamzee and Terezi idk
♥: Fuck…. i love me some Rosemary and some Gamtav and I ship GHBxRedGlare cause they so cute
♦: EQUIUS AND NEPETA CAUSE THEY BE TO FUCKIN CUTE AN THEIR DEATH SCENE MADE ME CRY AND PAUSE READING FOR LIKE A WEEK
3. Warrior Cats : Hmmmmm okay by now people have probably guessed that i can’t put just one pairing but I promise you im narrowing it down as much as I can!!! I absolutely love Half MoonxJayfeather ((when he went back in time or some shit cause that chapter was adorable and so sad)) , ThunderxLightening Tail cause damn boi there be some saucy parts in Dawn of Clans with those two and finally…. uhh GreyStripe and Silversteam cause 1 they were so cute together 2 the tragic death killed me and 3 fuck Millie she’s a grouchy shit and I just don’t like her story in the series in general ((also fun fact they was gonna make Alderpaw gay but they couldnt since they publish their books worldwide and gay marrige isn’t accepted in some of the countries also fun fact no. 2 apparently in the new series there is a kitten/apprentice called PuddleKit/PuddlePaw like omfg how CUTE is that i already hands down don’t care if he’s good or bad I shall protect this baby with my life))
4. Starlight Express : ((everyone already knows Caboosey is gonna be here)) OKAY SO 1. CABOOSY AND DINAH CAUSE GREASEBALL’S IS A LIL SHIT TO HER AND CABOOSEY’S SONG WITH HER MAKE ME CRY 2. CABOOSY AND ELECTRA THE WAY CABOOSY LOOKS UP TO HIM IS FUCKIN ADORABLE AND IT MAKES HIM HAPPY 3. CABOOSY AND RUSTY I SAW ONE PIECE OF FAN ART FOR THIS SHIP ((JUST ONE)) AND THE CAPTION JUST *BREATHES HEAVILY* ((yeah… I have a serious problem))
5. Uuhhhhhh fuck what other fandom am I in…. well i guess that when the Merlin series was going on I was in there and holy fuck did I ship the crap out of Merlin and Arthur like jeez those to were perfect 👌👌👌like seriously you should go watch that series cause those two were my two little gay babies cause they were so funny with each other by mocking the other, playing pranks, finding the other in an awkward situation and making a joke at the worst possible moment and other things it was honestly the purest ship I’ve ever seen on tv
I’m sorry I wrote waaaay to much and didn’t stick with the task but OH WELL THERE IS ENOUGH LOVE FOR EVERYONE Y'KNOW WHAT I MEAN XD
wow i made a comic that looks like Actual Trash but i don’t hate it
there was this one match where my entire team died and i was the last one alive during overtime, fighting with a reaper, and we both had critical health.. i already used my mine and had to reload, and while he was reloading, i did the only thing i could. i threw a trap. and it hit him in the face. and he died. it was amusing.
y’all should play with me. btw, junkrat’s thought bubble says “where the fuck is my team, im out here by myself on the goddamn payload and i have no health, im gonna die, oh god help me, teeeeaaaam??? hello???”
@princessharam i remember when i used to follow meanpost and i used to be friends with them but then they started making fun of ppl who unfollowed them because they wouldn’t tag gore (they were following me which baffled me because gore is literally something i ask you to tag on my blacklist page???) and other gross shit that they did
Hinata | Who wins: Hinata Sure, Hinata’s super tiny and short and he gets nervous really easily, but if he seriously wants to fight you he’ll really take you out. Plus he can jump really high and kick you in the face and you’re out, gone, resting in pieces. Besides, why would you want to fight Hinata anyway? What is wrong with you? Don’t fight Hinata
Kageyama | Who wins: You Kageyama’s got a really scary face, but let’s face it: that’s about all he’s got. He’s super awkward and might be kind of aggressive, but he’s probably all talk. Plus, if he didn’t realize Oikawa wanted to fight he probably doesn’t know you want to fight, so you could take him out before he realizes it. Do it. Fight Kageyama.
Daichi | Who wins: Daichi Holy shit why would you even try this? Have you seen Daichi? He’s buff as hell and has a scary face and could probably crush you with his thighs. Don’t even try to fight Daichi.
Suga | Who wins: Suga You’d think that Suga’s slender build and soft-looking features would mean that
you have a chance against him, but honestly, don’t even try. If you ever tried
to pick a fight with Suga he’d probably burn you way too hard first and you
wouldn’t even have a chance to recover before he gives you a blow to the gut.
Besides, there’s a reason he’s the only one who can pick on Daichi. Fighting
Suga is a really bad idea. Don’t do that.
Asahi | Who wins: You
This is pretty self-explanatory. Asahi is big and intimidating, but everyone
knows he’s a soft puppy. Running away is his only fighting strategy. Anyone
could fight Asahi and win. A baby could fight Asahi and win. Who knows why you
would want to fight Asahi, but if you want to go for it.
Nishinoya | Who wins: Nishinoya
Nishinoya is tiny, sure, but let’s be honest, he knows no fear. He’s also
really fast and agile and has a lot of energy so he’d be able to take you out
before you know it. He’s also really cool so you already lose by default. Don’t
Tanaka | Who wins: Debatable
In general, Tanaka would probably win every fight because let’s face it, he is
just really willing to fight basically anyone plus you’ve seen his abs they’re
very impressive. He’s also kind of scary looking so why would you fight him in
the first place? However, if you’re a cute girl you’d probably stand a chance.
Honestly, it’s up to you.
Tsukishima | Who wins: No one
Tsukishima is all talk and no bite and he has glasses, so he’s already a huge
nerd. If you truly fight him you’d be able to beat up that lanky dinosaur
loser, no problem. However, if you do challenge him, surely Tsukishima
Akiteru will swoop down and fight you for looking at his baby brother the wrong
way and he would definitely win. In the end, you end up a loser and Tsukki is
embarrassed. No one wins here.
Yamaguchi | Who wins: No one
Honestly, you could probably beat up Yamaguchi, but why the fuck would you?
What’s your problem? Don’t fight Yamaguchi.
Kuroo | Who wins: You
Kuroo’s also one of those guys who looks vaguely intimidating and he’s pretty snarky,
muscular, and tall, too, so he’d put up a good fight. You can, however, use his
crazy emo bedhead against him. He probably can’t even see out of one eye in the
first place because of his hair and his depth perception is off. Go ahead.
Fight Kuroo Tetsurou.
Kenma | Who wins: You
The only fights Kenma would win are in the video game world. He probably won’t
even seriously want to fight you and forfeit, though. Go for it.
Yaku | Who wins: Yaku
Yaku is tiny but the moment you mention that, you better be ready for a hell of
an ass-whoopin’. You’ve seen proof of Yaku keeping Nekoma in line and kicking
everyone’s ass. He also probably knows some form of martial arts. Don’t fight Yaku.
Lev | Who wins: Lev
Lev is extremely tall, has a lot of energy, and
a really high jump. This is basically Hinata only worse. Plus, have you seen
him spike a volleyball? He’d beat you in half a minute flat and he wouldn’t even be trying. Don’t fight Lev.
Oikawa | Who wins: Not you
Not only is Oikawa a giant yaoi man with a killer serve that could knock you
right out if it hit you in the face, but you probably wouldn’t be able to fight
him anyway because Iwaizumi would either fight him first or fight you. Fighting Oikawa is probably a bad idea.
Iwaizumi | Who wins: Iwaizumi
Iwaizumi is extremely muscular and the ace of Seijou. He’s an arm wrestling
champion and is also supposedly the alpha of Aoba Jousai, having proven himself as good at every sport. He’s also not afraid
of a fight and is really good at headbutting people. You’re also too soft for him. Never ever try to fight