i-cant-be-be-assed

cant believe lex went insane so lena’s immediate reaction was “my family owes a debt to the world and its my own personal responsibility to devote my life to paying that debt” meanwhile mon-el and his family owned slaves and destroyed daxam under their rule but he comes out of that saying “hey theres lots i didnt agree with…. cant i just be an ass on earth with no responsibilities…………….”

penumbra as @wolfpupy tweets
  • juno steel: hey kids, i know youre struggling right now but im here to tell you, everything gets worse forever
  • peter nureyev: i am traveling through space and time refusing to learn anything and being a diva about it
  • rita: i am putting a ribbon in my hair to raise awareness of the cause of me looking so cute
  • cecil kanagawa: everyone who died and was killed on my quest to get really good hair and fashion deserved it and i dont care
  • cassie kanagawa: stop being so defensive I am just trying to hit you with weapons
  • julian dimaggio: i was too beautiful for this world [closes eyes with own hand]
  • alessandra strong: its impossible to prove that i cant kick every extinct animals ass and i will be flexing in victory for the next several hours
  • mick mercury: the biggest flaw of all my get rich quick schemes so far has been that they haven't gotten me rich quickly or even at all
  • sasha wire: thats cool. oh that wasn't a response to what you said i was just noting that it's cool that i wasn't listening or caring
  • valles vicky: if you think you can be rude to me with sass think again. I am the only one who is allowed to do that
  • ingrid lake: i hate to be betrayed but love to have revenge
  • mag: if we do this we do it my way [cut to a bunch of explosions. corpses and debris fly through the air] okay maybe i should be more open to ideas
  • miasma: when the sun goes out, the air turns to fire and the streets run red with blood, i am probably to blame for it.
  • chance sequoyah: retiring from my life of crime because vending machines and claw machines dont give you stuff when you point a gun at them
  • mary anne: don't speak i know just what you're saying, something about how beautiful and strong i am probably

melissa benoist is truly such a demonic creature like i cant believe her fake ass bitch ass really had the nerve,,, the AUDACITY to say “that was brave” about jeremy jordan’s bitch ass homophobic antics (that she joined in) right after or before (either case its fucking ugly and the order of events doesnt change that) she “validated” said fans saying that they could interpret and take whatever it was from the writing that they could relate to and feel like it could empower them. like i deadass dont fucking know what kinda crack cocaine this bitch been smoking but its a fucking fact that if it werent for those fans that jeremy was oh so brave for fucking offending and ridiculing (her actual fucking words) her shitty ass show would not have half the relevance and popularity it has now, and the fans of the ugly ass stupid ass nasty ship she loves and support so much deadass could not give a single fuck about her or her character but oh my god guys she’s such a fucking feminist that she doesn’ tknow that the fucking fanbase that she thought jeremy was so brave for destroying were the ones defending her fucking character from those fucking stupid sexist karamel shippers that spent most of their time writing long ass bullshit rants about how kara is a slut or how kara is a demon and how kara doesn’t deserve mon-el but anyways! she’s literally on crack

portal as wolfpupy tweets
  • chell: if i could shoot anything with a gun i would probably shoot another gun, the hunter become the hunted
  • glados: wow, i've never thought about it like that before. and i never will. i've already forgotten what you said, good bye forever
  • wheatley: my lights aren't all on upstairs because i am saving energy, just doing my bit to help the planet, not that you'd know anything about that
  • cave johnson: brontosaurus is a real dinosaur according to my new discovery that pointing a gun at scientists makes them say what you want
  • adventure sphere: its impossible to prove that i cant kick every extinct animals ass and i will be flexing in victory for the next several hours
  • space sphere: one of these days i will float up off into damn space and no one can stop me, not even gravity or nasa
  • fact sphere: popcorn, or as cerebral smart minds such as myself refer to it 'popped corn', is the number #1 food of watching things
  • doug rattman: going to play devil's advocate here and say they shouldn't let bodies hit the floor
Death Note Characters as @wolfpupy tweets
  • Light: have to stop saying "How am I going to kill my way out of this one" every time there is trouble going on, or at least not out loud
  • L: popcorn, or as cerebral smart minds such as myself refer to it 'popped corn', is the number #1 food of watching things
  • Near: thats cool. oh that wasn’t a response to what you said i was just noting that it’s cool that i wasn’t listening or caring
  • Misa: if you think im going to compromise my luxurious hair with inferior non bubblegum scented hair product think again and another thing,shut up
  • Mello: i am abandoning the twitter world to pursue a career as a gun slinging fashion diva. good riddance to you all
  • Matt: tired of people always telling me go to hospital and that i've lost a lot of blood, its my severe head injury not yours stay out of it
  • Soichiro: Hey kids I know you're struggling right now, but I'm here to tell you everything gets worse forever
  • Matsuda: my lights aren’t all on upstairs because i am saving energy, just doing my bit to help the planet, not that you’d know anything about that
  • Mogi: the world continues to spiral out of control and i am just sitting here like a bad bitch
  • Aizawa: hey murderers and killers, knock it off. stop killing and murdering all the time, thats just my opinion though
  • Ide: going to play devil's advocate here and say they shouldn't let bodies hit the floor
  • Ryuk: hate when people say im lurking in the shadows when im just chilling
  • Rem: one of these days i will float up off into space and no one can stop me, not even gravity or nasa
  • Kiyomi: everyone who died and was killed on my quest to get really good hair and fashion deserved it and i dont care
  • Mikami: once again i am not included in the list of the world’s most successful people because of my complete lack of success, bias at its finest.
  • Beyond: its impossible to prove that i cant kick every extinct animals ass and i will be flexing in victory for the next several hours
  • Naomi: I hope one day I will find love, or a cool looking leaf. either one

hey guys!! 💗 i hit my goal recently which was 1k, and its just crazy considering the fact  i remade just a month ago 😜 i still cant believe this 💗💕💖💘💌

my ass was so lazy im doing this week or two after hitting my goal ksdkds blease… 😫 im sorry if this messes up your notifs 😪

just so yall know!! this beautiful graphic was made by wonderful @sftae 💕 thank u so much !! 💕

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me: im so glad harry is able to stay low when thats clearly what he wants rn
also me: i cant wait for his ass to be forced out in public i cant live like this

anonymous asked:

i cant believe phil smacked dan's ass with a plushie snake. like i cant believe it

that was almost three years ago get over it

Signs as brandon rogers things
  • (Im sorry)
  • Aries: you look like a gotdamn troll
  • Taurus: i got some freaky demons
  • Gemini: yeah.i do a lot of drugs
  • Cancer: jesus is my helmet
  • Leo: i cant shove this up my ass hole
  • Virgo: you wanna see jesus??
  • Libra: you tryna make me pass??
  • Scorpio: you autta get your shit pushed in
  • Saggitarius: i wanted to become a ballerina and you know what i became? Hiv positive.
  • Capricorn: three years ago my husband went out for a beer. But the beer was alllll the way in tenassee. And had much bigger tits.
  • Aquarius: congradulations you just triggered a vietnam flashback
  • Pisces: imma real grandpa