i-can-deal-with-this-shit

Ah yes the once-every-three-months visit to the husbands grandmother. Drove six hours, repeatedly suppressed the urge to say “DO NOT BABY TALK MY CHILD FOR THE LOVE OF GOD” got simultaneously judged for not finding another full time job yet AND for wanting to work full time instead of sitting home playing housewife. Haha also the trophy for most passive aggressive elderly lady: “You don’t look like you’ve lost any weight.” to the husband, while critically studying him. Ten minutes later “I MADE YOUR FAVORITE DESSERT!!!” Like????

anonymous asked:

If you had any knowledge on what pills you took, then you might actually know. Taking 3 types of pills won't do shit to you, so you've just made everybody unncessarily worry about you for something that won't happen. If you want them to do something, take like 30 more, like at the LEAST. Your body needs to seriously reject them all if you want to actually do anything. I'm not encouraging your suicide, but I'm not going to tell someone who can't deal with their current situation to endure it more

lol what

anonymous asked:

if u dont mind answering, y r u deleting? idk srry im jsut curious

1. the astrology meme is dying off meaning the demand for astrology posts isn’t as high meaning…

2. I’m not needed or wanted also bc I’ve pissed off a bunch of people

3. the hate is getting to be too much. I don’t talk about this a whole lot but I’m pr mentally unstable and I can’t deal with these catfights every other day.

4. the astrology community is literally trying to tear itself apart over social justice disagreements and I really don’t want to be a part of that. 

5. I keep getting labeled as racist/homophobic/problematic over the stupidest shit 

Why is he even… you know what, I’m not even going to ask. All I can say is that this is going to be priceless.

AA: it seems you have a hiveguest dave
TG: aw hell no
TG: is this who i think this is
AA: tavros has been looking forward to meeting you
AT: hEYYY,
AT: fIRST, oK, i THINK YOU’RE FANTASTIC,
AT: wHICH IS TO SAY, jUST AN ENVIABLY COOL GUY, wHO i ADMIRE,
AT: lET’S PUT THAT COMPLIMENT ON THE TABLE WHERE WE CAN BOTH SEE IT,
TG: holy shit

That was basically my reaction.  Tavros is pretty upbeat for being dead.  Maybe because he doesn’t have to deal with Vriska anymore. Of course, whether Dave is as enthusiastic about meeting Tavros as Tavros is about meeting him is an open question.

AT: lOOKS LIKE i FOUND ANOTHER POINT IN TIME TO BOTHER YOU,
AT: wHEN, i GUESS,
AT: yOU ARE MORE EMOTIONALLY SUSCEPTIBLE,
AT: }:)
TG: dude
TG: are those sick fires youre packing there
TG: you best not be bringin that fire into my bubble less you plan on dropping that shit

They’re going to start rapping again aren’t they? I really hope death has improved Tavros’ flow.

AT: oHH, bRO,
AT: tHESE ARE WITHOUT ANY CONFUSION TO BE NOTED AS SOME TRULY UNHEALTHY INCENDIARIES,
AT: tHEY ARE IN ABOVE AVERAGE NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION,
AT: sO, iN OTHER WORDS, jUST TO COMPLETE THE ANALOGY, i HOPE YOU KNOW A LICENSED PHYSICIAN,
TG: i am your general fucking practitioner and doctors orders are to shut up and burn down my goddamn office
TG: ill break your brittle ass like a graham cracker and well roast smores over the flaming debris have i made myself clear

Yes, by all means let’s take the metaphor and pound it into the ground so hard that it creates a layer of diamond underneath.

AT: aH, hAHA, yES, aND,
AT: cERTAIN FEATURES OF YOUR PALE ANATOMY MAY SERVE AS THE MARSH MALLOW INGREDIENT, nEEDED FOR THE MOLTEN SNACK,
AT: i WILL PROVIDE THE FUDGE, }:D
TG: dude
TG: gross

I can’t think of any way to interpret this that isn’t incredibly squicky.

TG: so aradia just so were clear
TG: this is like a hellbubble right
TG: its my eternal punishment to have shitty rapoffs with this tool forever is that it
AA: yes you figured out the mystery!
TG: i guess i had it coming for a flagrant lifetime spent being unbelievably fucking incredible at rap and just about practically everything else
TG: except not dying

I know that Aradia is probably being sarcastic, but dealing with Tavros’ terrible rapping for eternity is something that would be hellish. Probably not in one of the lower circles, with the rivers of boiling blood and backwards heads and all that, but still in there someplace.

AA: you may think so but then again you have not faced team charge in a match of slam poetry have you
AT: oHHHH, yESSS,
AA: just kidding im no good at slam poetry haha sorry
AT: oHHHH,
AT: oH, }:(

Can’t be any worse than Tavros.

TG: so is he dead
TG: he looks dead
AA: yes hes dead
TG: what about you
TG: you dont look dead
TG: are you dreaming
AA: no i am wide awake
AA: and i physically stand before you in person!
TG: so
TG: youre not dead
AA: oh no

So what the fuck are you doing here? Seriously it makes no sense.  Also what the hell did you do to Jack? Is he still frozen, or did she stab him while he was stuck in time?  Normally I wouldn’t think you could kill off the final boss offscreen but I really wouldn’t put it past this comic.

anonymous asked:

I've never understood why some people don't understand that when they give their opinion or question one's methods in a rude way, that no one is going to give two shits, let alone take them seriously at all. Out there, there is a mother that is obviously not watching that her child is doing on the Internet, and I have a feeling she'd be really disappointed in said child once she found out. With that being said, have a good day, Morgan. I'm sorry you have to deal with assholes. Good luck. *heart*

Wow thank you Anon! You’re sweet and hella awesome!! AND YOUR WORDS ARE TRUE!! Sometimes you can’t please everyone lmao and people like to go out of their way to make your day or night worse. At this point their words can’t hurt me! They are acting like a child and I just don’t have time for it! I feel sorry people have to go out their way to be rude towards someone :^(

anonymous asked:

God I love how salty you are about shuu. I've never cared for him and that's like the biggest sin in the TG fandom. He sits on such a fucking pedestal and I can't stand him ugh fuck him

Fuck everyone who gives you shit for not liking him. I don’t need a goddamn list of explainations on why he’s changed and blah blah blah I don’t fucking care anymore. He used to be my favorite character and now look. But just give everyone the 凸(`0´)凸 Shuu was ruined for me and I have to deal with this arc until Kaneki’s MOST IMPORTANT person, Hide, comes back

corianderpunch asked:

Can I hear five random facts about CHAIM? Once you get this, paste it into 5-10 people’s inboxes whose characters you’d like to know better! :)

1. Married a cougar when he was younger. She died of old age without having children.

2. The eldest of Cecee Pineberry’s offspring. - His half-siblings are Edith Pineberry (deceased during Reversed Antidote Virus Epidemic), and Tracy Pineberry (recently left SV with his wife).

3.  Had a valid reason to keep seeing Danai when his father referred him to monitor her condition.

4. Before he could confront his dad about the discovery on his genetic data, he had to leave for Newmist to oversee BOVG2 medical needs.

5. His nephew is furious at him for having a crush on his “sister”. Chaim hasn’t figure out how to deal with the situation despite how distant they are in the family tree.

anonymous asked:

wtf are these attempts to get in your pants h o l y. Y'all realize you actually need to get to know someone before you can claim them right? I'm so sorry you gotta deal with this shit but I won't lie it's kinda funny at the same time.

Ikr?? Like yea I do enjoy nasty messages but if someone wants to get to know me solely for the sexual content I am not fucking interested in that kind of approach. If someone wishes to know me, it should be for me myself out of honest interest in me. I am a treasure map, not a walmart discount coupon.

Pringles are empowering for me because nothing feels better than getting near the end of a big can of Pringles and watching my friends burn with frustration as I offer them a chip but they can’t fit their fucking giant ass hands into the can and finally they understand that maybe, just maybe, they shouldn’t have made fun of my tiny baby hands that can easily fit into the Pringles can and nonchalantly pull out crisps for my eating pleasure, because they KNOW I’m not going to tip them out of the can for them, you just fucking sit there and deal with all the time you held shit above my head, look down at me eating my chips, LOOK DOWN IN SHAME.

henrydear asked:

Greek mythology. Of course.

my beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world fave:

hestia obviously

my trash-shit fave:

all of the twelve olympian gods i think 

my I love to hate them fave:

zeus maybe? idk i can’t think of anyone else

my I hate to love them fave:

the titans, like kronos and his siblings. for some reason i’m really into them? idk

my I wouldn’t piss on them if they were on fire non-fave:

jason i think i really don’t like jason

my I didn’t care about them either way at first but the fandom makes such a big deal about them now I can’t stand them non-fave:

fckn theseus man i hate theseus like  l e a v e

my I could take them or leave them kinda non-fave:

poseidon i guess like i’m mostly yay but also nay as well about him but i can’t really explain it? the nay bit isn’t for rational reasons i don’t think

my I will go down with this ship and I won’t put my hands up and surrender, there will be no white flag above my door. I’m in love and always will be fave ship:

icarus / phaeton like don’t even look at me because i will cry

my dirtybadwrong fave ship:

tbh most of them are at this point by modern standards anyway i mean incest everywhere hello

my they’re cute together and I dig them but I’m not all that terribly invested kinda fave ship:

orpheus & eurydice like i love the story but like? eh

my I didn’t care about this ship either way at first but the fandom makes such a big deal about it now I can’t stand it non-fave ship:

i can’t think of any right now? maybe achilles & patroclus a bit? but not enough for it to matter here i don’t think

my MAKE IT STOP non-fave ship:

ariadne & theseus like if u come into my house blathering how it was a great love story i will physically attack you. he used her to get what he wanted and tossed her away the moment she stopped being useful to him. end of story.


xx

Touka has never really been a favorite of mine but seeing people say she doesn’t care about Kaneki and how she HASNT CHANGED???? (LIKE REALLY?? EVERYONE MAKES A BIG FUXKING DEAL ABOUT TSUKIYAMA CHANGING BUT CANT ACKNOWLEDGE THAT TOUKA HAS ALSO DEVELOPED TOO?!?) I fucking hate how people misinterpret so many characters in this series!

Really? Are you kidding me
You make me go to sleep
just so you can break the bad shit and not have to deal with my reaction until after you block me
That killed me
I went into a state of shock,
those words bit me as all my limbs shaked
My eyes let out more water than I had ever known could be inside my body
And breath became inpossible, a labouring task
I wanted to scream
I wanted to yell
I clawed at my hair
I bit and tore at the skin on my arm
I threw up and continued my suffocating act
I took forever to fall back asleep
Hoping youd text back
Was he right?
Are you finding joy in my pain?
Are you laughing about this?
or was she right?
Are you crying like i am and forgeting how to exhale?
Are you shaking like crazy because of worry and grief and anger and sadness?
Im not sure who’s right, but I do know this
You’ve broken what was left of me
Yo, Zahra is a piece of shit man! A racist, sexism-supporting, body-shaming, homophobic bitch! If you get up in my grill and defend her ass you are getting an ear-full and a blocking. How can Seth stand her? Makes me wonder if he’s okay with or even AGREES with her views. It’s out in the open now so Seth has to at least know about it. It’s starting to make me question him as well now. This whole thing is a big mess. I feel sorry for Seth’s fans who have to deal with his problematic ass on the regular!
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Today I am so so so privileged to say that it’s been a year since ravenisthebird and I started dating.

Holy shit what even is a long distance relationship? We’ve been through so many things and I think that a lot of the growing up has to do with having to deal with being apart for so long, but it’s been good for us because we’ve grown together. We’re killllllling it right now, let’s be real.

She’s been a crutch when I needed one and I can’t thank her enough for being patient and caring on my shitty days. We’ve laughed, we’ve cried, we’ve done some pretty weird shit. I couldn’t be more proud to have someone so great in my life. I am beyond thankful every day that we were crazy enough to try this.

This big fucking dork will always have my heart. I learn to appreciate her more and more every day and I look forward to always finding new things to love.

Pluto and back, you weirdo 💕

I will also always be forever indebt to Tumblr for basically bringing us together.

happiplanet asked:

So its ok to offend a nonracist white PERSON ( A HUMAN BEING WHO BELIEVES that alot of shit is happening to the black culture.) but its extremely wrong to say something against another person of the other skin color(which is) but oh its totally ok to offend a white person, cause hey they suposely have it all. Wrong, wrong wrong. This helps nothing. This will not make anything better.

can u read the stuff i already posted im pretty tired of dealing with your white ignorant asses that want to be oppressed rlly badly thanks

daniellestitt asked:

hey madilayn I just wanted to say thanks for being the fandom mum and is always looking out for the most of us even when you got your own shit to deal with and yeah, I'm not really good with words haha *hug*

It’s my pleasure.  I worry when I see people struggling.  I suspect that I may rival Scott in terms of “mother hen-ness” at times.

But I can remember what it was like being the odd one out, and without many friends, and nobody really understanding what your interests were, and I’d hate others to go through that without support.

{{Hugs back}}

eredluinss asked:

htgawm RIGHT BACK ATCHA

  1. my beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world fave: laaaaaurel? idk…no one is Good or Pure lmao. well. oliver is good and pure.
  2. my trash-shit fave: CONNOR. im not even ashamed. i luv him
  3. my I love to hate them fave: frank…i guess? hes so…horrible lmao
  4. my I hate to love them fave: asher lmao…
  5. my I wouldn’t piss on them if they were on fire non-fave: sam. sam sam sam
  6. my I didn’t care about them either way at first but the fandom makes such a big deal about them now I can’t stand them non-fave: idk honestly i wasnt that much into the fandom so no one really made me sick of anyone, they did that to themselves
  7. my I could take them or leave them kinda non-fave: wes
  8. my I will go down with this ship and I won’t put my hands up and surrender, there will be no white flag above my door. I’m in love and always will be fave ship: i mean yeah oliver deserves better but connor/oliver and i rly dig laurel/wes actually but also michaela/whatever the fuck she WANTS bc i LOVE HER. bonnie/annalise? bonnie/annalise.
  9. my dirtybadwrong fave ship: gonna steal from u and say laurel/michaela because im like HELL YEAH but also WHAT A NIGHTMARE
  10. my they’re cute together and I dig them but I’m not all that terribly invested kinda fave ship: that basically is how i feel abt asher/bonnie lmao i guess. 
  11. my I didn’t care about this ship either way at first but the fandom makes such a big deal about it now I can’t stand it non-fave ship: probably like wes/rebecca and connor/michaelas fiance lmao.
  12. my MAKE IT STOP non-fave ship: literally any ship involving frank or sam