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Random team voltron language headcanons
  • Hunk doesn’t speak Hawaiian bc he’s like 10th gen but he doES speak hawaii pidgin sometimes.
  • But not too often because he picked up a “proper” dialect after joining at the garrison. But talking to himself or calling home, it just comes out
  • Lance picks up on Hawaiian pidgin right away bc roommates, except the hawaiian/japanese words
  • Hunk taught Pidge some phrases in hawaiian pidgin ((Because they’re called piDGE it was only sensible)) and it’s so fucking hilarious seeing this tiny haole kid speak like they grew up in Hawaii.
  • Besides Lance, everyone else eventually can understand 90% of Hunk’s dialect, except Keith. For some reason this boy never gets it. He’s just. Baffled. 
  • Lance is 2nd gen but he speaks baRELY any Spanish and he’s sO SHAME. EVERY One of his cousins and siblings are fluent buT NOT HIM!! 
  • He can understand it fairly well and was fluent until he was like 10. But once he started studying English, he worked on getting into the garrison and losing his accent so nobody could tease him about it.
  • Lance remembers randoms shit in Spanish, though, and uses it to hit. On. Everyone. Sometimes it’s song lines?? Usually it’s food names.
  • Shiro knows some textbook Spanish, not enough for it to be useful really but enough to catch Lance attempting to seduce Keith with a grocery list. It’s working and Shiro doesn’t have the heart to call him on it.
  • Pidge however, also knows some textbook spanish, and it takes them a while to figure it out but they call Lance on it imMEDIATELY. ALSO TELLS THEM TO GET A ROOM.
  • Keith picked up some Korean from his mother but his Japanese/Mixed father was like 5th gen and had no language to pass on. He’s not exactly fluent but CAN speak to Korean children up to about 7-10 years old.
  • Keith just can’t grasp other languages besides Korean, though. Shiro tries to teach him the kanji for “Kogane” and he just can’t remember it. Shiro makes him a stamp.
  • Shiro is first generation, but immigrated so young he barely remembers Japan. His fluent parents insisted he learn Japanese, though, so he continued to study it alongside English. It’s been a completely useless skill, but he’s happy he kept it regardless.
  • Pidge’s family is all english speaking, but they made an effort to learn how to swear in like 10 languages.
  • They ask Shiro for a grammar lesson in Japanese, which Shiro is excited to share until he realizes Pidge just wants context for their swears. 

I listened to the freakonomics podcast about why giving up is a good thing but I am now beginning to collect an alarming number of unfinished WIPS

boomotherfucker ha respondido a tu publicaciónngl…

omfg your tags ahfdkajfajdkf sarge-senpai as tucker-kun’s advice-giving mentor……….except sarge doesn’t actually know what he’s talking about so he keeps giving tucker terrible advice

*HIGH-PITCHED UNENDING SCREAM*

Oh my god, like, that’s so accurate? That would be his role. Both, Tucker and Sarge, looking at the horizon from the roof of the high-school building, and Tucker resting his chin on the railing while talking about Wash-kun (*snorts*) and Sarge nodding all the time, and when Tucker has finished speaking and asks Sarge what to do, Sarge just sips his beer and says, super serious:

“Love is like a bowl of curry…”

Tucker growls. “Not the bowl of curry metaphor again.”

ok but Beyoncé, Kanye, Drake, Rihanna, partynextdoor, Kendrick, Schoolboy Q, Future, Young Thug and now even the one and only Frank!!! This year sucks so fucking much… but the soundtrack while we destroy this world… it’s lit

anonymous asked:

imagine the trouble the BAU could potentially get into with emily in charge

“emily stop spending the FBI budget on tequila”

“emily you can’t turn the BAU into a stray cat sanctuary”

“emily why is your team carrying 8 guns each”

“emily did you haze the new agent by telling everyone to play dead when he walks in or they’re fired”

“emily why did you install a wine cooler in your office”

“emily you can’t ask the press ‘how does this ass taste?’ in response to them getting something wrong”

“emily did you steal the jet to see a concert”

“emily why is your grave hanging above your desk”

“emily–”