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tokkineun asked:

all the evens :')

i will destroy you

is what i would say if i didn’t totally want someone to ask me for the rest of them

but you didn’t even like my first post wtf </3

Originally posted by alezsleeps

2. Think of the last person who hurt you; do you forgive them?

what? i mean… yeah, i guess you can’t help being a shitbag pffff

4. Is trust a big issue for you?

i don’t think so, again i open up real easy lol

6. What are you excited for?

GETTING OUT OF THIS TOWN.

BEING A BIG STRONG MAN WITH MUSCLES AND TANKTOPS AND STUFF.

ummm… movie nights. whenever i get invited to those or host them, lol.

8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?

uh, i mean it’s a pretty gross concept regardless of gender but hey do your thing i don’t judge

10. What is the last beverage you had?

water (pronounced wat-er)

12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?

I own jeans that weren’t supposed to be skinny but they got kinda small on me and then they were kinda tight-fitting heheh so yeah

14. What are you going to spend money on next?

vidya games, prolly

16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?

i’m gonna get SO BUFF. i think.

18. The last time you felt broken?

late nights when i haven’t done much the whole day make me feel pretty useless tbh;;

20. Are you starting to realize anything?

i’m kind of starting to realize that a lot of things i do aren’t actually going anywhere. it’s… sad. I hope i find a way to have my leisure activities turn into like, crazy networks of people or something. I don’t know. I’ll find out.

22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?

uhhhh, FUCK YEAH i mean i’d try it

24. What do you want right this second?

the knowledge that no matter what i’m gonna get where i want to be one day

26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?

yeah, although for some reason people keep saying my hair’s brown (it’s black), i guess it just shines in the sunlight~

28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?

this vine

30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?

yeah, but i used to give a lot more than two and that killed me.

32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?

UHHHH idk, i use a lot of heart emojis and shit regardless okay

i also say “i love you” and like mean it a lot but i think it’s taken kinda casually hnnnn

34. Listening to?

Nujabes, everything he makes is so chill and guitar + drum beats are rad this guy’s just a legend and he does his style so well yes

36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?

*confused excited noise*

i mean i guess my parents are in their room LOL

38. Who did you last call?

*CONFUSED EXCITED NOISE*

okay so there was the girl from that sweet 16 that i had a really awesome convo with and then we never followed up on each other and now it’s just silence and we’re not talking and shit’s awkward

but if we’re talking like any calls then just a buncha skype friends cause yeah

40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?

cause she’s my mommy and i love her duh

42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?

uhhh not yet, it’s more of a good night thing lol

44. Do you tan in the nude?

i don’t tan, i’m already a perfect golden brown AHA

46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?

nope so OPEN INVITATION TALK TO ME UNTIL I FALL ASLEEP 7 HOURS FROM NOW I SLEEP KINDA EARLY IT’S NOT HARD I PROMISE

oh also i make pretty dumb comments when i’m sleepy enough so yeah totally go for that

48. Do you sing in the shower?

I PERFORM IN THE SHOWER.

although really quietly because my family hears that shit and i don’t wanna be that guy

50. Ever used a bow and arrow?

i had a toy one when i was little and OH GOD DO I WISH I COULD USE A REAL ONE SHIT’S SO SICK

52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?

coming from a cynical Bollywood-raised child, ye.

54. Ever eat a pierogi?

nah, but i’d be down to tbh

56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?

ASTRONAUT. i mean i still want to be but yeah

i remember my elementary school teacher couldn’t find any “research” books on being an astronaut so she gave me a pilot book because it was “basically the same thing” and i was so pissed lmfao planes were lame to me ok

58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?

really occasionally (<= had to use spell check for that word whoops)

60. Wear slippers?

yusss, currently

62. What do you wear to bed?

PAJAMAS, I HAVE THESE SICK AMERICAN FLAG BOTTOMS IT’S SO COOL

64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?

uhh, i’m not really a fan of shopping for most things but i guess i’d pick Target since i remember always running to the electronics section when i was little and breaking my neck to play the game demos on the high-ass screens lol

66. Cheetos Or Fritos?

Cheetos, provided it’s the Puffs cause wow those are addictive

68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?

*pauses*

uhh, idk, Blank Space got stuck in my head for a while? yeah, that one.

70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?

?!?!?!?!?!?

i hope she’s really artsy and shit

but wait what if she’s super like by-the-books and serious with a soft side that would be OK NEVERMIND.

let’s just settle for a therapist, but instead of sitting and listening to problems she just comes to the person’s house and hangs out with them and brings a shit ton of music and helps them get their live together yeah

…wait did i just describe that because i would love someone to do that for myself or—

72. Ever won a spelling bee?

LOL. i didn’t do them cause my sister won ours but it looked like hell when i saw her memorizing all those words and shit

but i’m p sure i’ve won my elementary school classrooms’ ones but that’s some mini-shit idk

74. What is your favorite book?

The Little Prince and The Kite Runner are some beautiful pieces of literature, they’re also relics from a time where i actually had the mental capacity to read instead of being a lazy shit;;

76. Regularly burn incense?

not really, it’s kind of rare and prayer-y but it’s a part of my childhood nonetheless

78. Who would you like to see in concert?

CHILDISH GAMBINO

also my sis went to an Imagine Dragons concert recently and she said it was amazing

basically anyone

take me to a concert please

80. Hot tea or cold tea?

???? idk, i’ll take hot mainly cause i like hot drinks in general but i’m not really a tea person, not like i don’t like tea but just that i don’t have it much

82. Favorite type of cookie?

84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?

yeah, i mean swimming would be pretty awkward

also flute player breathing techniques and shit i have no idea where i was going with that

86. DJ or band, at a wedding?

yo skrillex dj my wedding LMFAO

uh, i’m not really big on bands but if hellogoodbye played Finding Something to Do at my wedding that marriage would be blessed

88. Ever have plastic surgery?

no, i’m glad for that ngl

90. Is there someone mad because you are dating/talking to the person you are?

Not that i know of BUT CAN I TALK ABOUT HOW MY MOM SHIPS ME WITH EVERY BROWN GIRL I MENTION AND LIKE SHE DOES IT JOKINGLY BUT I’VE TOTALLY HAD FEELINGS TWICE NOW AND IT’S JUST WEIRD

92. Do you want to get married?

o_o it’s a really beautiful concept but i have no idea to be honest, esp because i don’t think i’d ever have kids