i-bet-you-didn't-;)

Rq characters at a party
  • Cal: makes puns (especially ones about making it lit)
  • Farley: arm wrestles and punches a random guy in the throat
  • Kilorn: tells stories about fishing
  • Mare: drinking games
  • Cameron: stands off in the corner on her phone
  • Maven: wasn't invited
  • Evangeline: shows off her metal and then sneaks into the bathroom with elane
  • Ptolemus: shows off his metal to cover for evangeline while she's 'missing'
  • Shade: dies
Party of None!

Story code: D 2002-076
Origin: Denmark
Writing: Michael T. Gilbert
Pencils: Vicar

An awesome person on Discord shared the link to this story a couple weeks ago (please tell me your Tumblr username again so I can credit).

This is the story that The Secret Gardener is a loose sequel for. I’ve wanted to read it for a long time and was pleased to discover that it was actually published in many languages, including English and Arabic! If you can find it in your country, support the artists and publishers by buying it.

Synopsis:

On Gladstone’s request, Gyro neutralizes his luck.

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Technical Boy doesn’t mince words, but he will make mincemeat of you. 

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Hiddlesweek | Day One | Favourite Role
Henry V in the Hollow Crown
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne’er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition:
And gentlemen in England now a-bed
Shall think themselves accursed they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint Crispin’s day.

Me singing Monster by EXO

She got me going crazy *incoherent mumbling* GODDESS! *incoherent mumbling* Yeah, yeah! *incoherent mumbling* Don’t be afraid, love is the way, shawty I got it, you can call me monster! I’m creeping in your heart babe *incoherent mumbling while dancing violently* come here girl! You call me monster! *incoherent mumbling* she got me going crazy! oh yeah she got me! *still mumbling* oh yeah, oh yeah she got me! *mumbling some more* THAT’S RIGHT MY TYPE!  Don’t be afraid, love is the way, shawty I got it, you can call me monster! I’m creeping in your heart babe *incoherent mumbling while dancing violently part 2* come here girl! You call me monster! *incoherent mumbling while pretending to be over dramatic* I’M SORRY YOU MAKE ME SO CRAZY! YOU KNOW YOU DO!!!! *incoherent mumbling while pretending I can actually rap this part* I’m untouchable man! *literally I’m just spewing gibberish at this point other than the ‘Who!’ and 'How we do’ bits* YOU CAN CALL ME MONSTER!!!!!!!!!! I’m creeping in your heart babe! *incoherent mumbling while dancing violently part 3* Come here girl! YOU CALL ME MONSTER! *being overly serious pretending I can do Chen’s harmony here* creeping, creeping, creeping, creeping, creeping, creeping, you, oh whoa, creeping! *invisible mic drop*

Hey @mywaay I love your Road to El Dorado AU

Jace giving advices *wink*
  • Jace to Julian: You've got a lot of responsability now. You'll have to make sure she winds up with a guy who deserves her.
  • Emma: What about me? Don't I have to make sure Jules winds up whit someone who deserves him?
  • Jace: Absolutely. I did it for Alec. Alec did it for me -well, actually, he hated Clary at first, but he came around.
  • Julian: I bet you didn't like Magnus much, either.
  • Jace: Maybe not, but I never would have to said so.
  • Emma: Because it would hurt Alec's feelings?
  • Jace: No, because Magnus would hace turnes me into a hat rack.
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                              Arsenal’s Top 10 Goals of 2016/17

Laurent Koscielny | against Southampton, Septmber 10, 2016

Granit Xhaka | against Hull City, September 17, 2016

Theo Walcott | against Chelsea, September 24 , 2016

Mesut Özil | against Swansea, October 15, 2016

Mesut Özil | against Ludogorets, November 1, 2016

Alexis Sanchez | against West Ham , December 3, 2016

Olivier Giroud | against Crystal Palaca, January 1, 2017

Lucas Perez | against Bournemouth, January 3, 2017

Nacho Monreal | against Manchester city, April 23, 2017

Aaron Ramsey | against Chelsea, May 27, 2017

                                            Which one is your favorite? 

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I very often want to kick Touga in the face, but I admit that him fucking Miki’s sister on his sacred piano (and mostly just to prove a point and be a dick about it), and basically propositioning Miki about three seconds later is terrible and also hilarious.

skaoi-on-ao3  asked:

32, please? :) <3

miki!! prompt 32 coming right up ;D

32. “Keep your eyes on me.”


“I can’t believe I let you talk me into this.” Chloe grouses.

Lucifer scoffs as he starts the music. “I did nothing of the sort. Your undercover operation involves knowing how to tango. You can either have the department shell out cash to give you some classes or you can let me do it.” he says, brow crinkled. 

He slides his hand along her waist, resting his palm, warm and large, against her back, just below her shoulder blades. She glares. His touch drops away and he takes a step back.

“Look, if you don’t want to do this I can just as easily dance with Daniel.” He makes a face. “Even if it pains me.” 

He’s right, she’s being silly about this. She sighs. “No, it’s fine. I’ll deal.” 

He looks a bit offended at that, but places his hand back where it was and moves in closer. “Give me your right hand, yes, excellent.” he says. “Now, your other goes under my arm to my back, all right?” he directs.

She does so, carefully placing her hand on his mid back, below his scars. “That’s it.” he praises and she can feel the way his lungs expand as he speaks. “Now, you’ve got excellent posture for a civil servant, but you’ll want to keep your head up, spine straight.” He demonstrates, muscles moving under her hand. She copies, it’s not hard to do after keeping her head up after Palmetto. It brings their chests nearer to each other, almost brushing. 

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even though im not a hamilton blog i have to post this
  • James Madison: I bet you didn't know that came from France.
  • Alexander Hamilton: ACTUALLY, I DID KNOW THAT JAMES. BUT YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT DIDN'T COME FROM FRANCE!?
  • Alexander: THIS MOTHER-FUCKING BERET-WEARING, BOYFRIEND-STEALING, STUTTERING PIECE OF CANADIAN HORSE-SHIT.
  • Alexander: YEAH, I SAID IT. FUCK YOU THOMAS JEFFERSON. FUCK YOU, FUCK YOUR BOYFRIEND, AND THE FUCKING FETUS THAT'S GROWING INSIDE THE DISEASED-RIDDEN VOID, THAT YOU CALL A GODDAMN WOMB.
  • Alexander: AND FUCK YOU AARON BURR. FUCK YOU, YOU SHITTY GLOB OF DONKEY-COCK. I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL, FOR THE SHITTY THINGS YOU DID TODAY.
  • Alexander: 'CAUSE YOU ARE NOT THE LEAST BIT SNEAKY, YOU'RE NOT THE LEAST BIT CLEVER, AND YOUR ONLY TALENT IS OPENING YOUR LEGS FOR PENISES THAT WOULD RATHER BE INSIDE OF ME!
  • Thomas Jefferson: Wow, Alexander. Wow.
  • Thomas: You guys wanna go watch Dora the Explorer?