i-bet-you-didn't-;)

Rq characters at a party
  • Cal: makes puns (especially ones about making it lit)
  • Farley: arm wrestles and punches a random guy in the throat
  • Kilorn: tells stories about fishing
  • Mare: drinking games
  • Cameron: stands off in the corner on her phone
  • Maven: wasn't invited
  • Evangeline: shows off her metal and then sneaks into the bathroom with elane
  • Ptolemus: shows off his metal to cover for evangeline while she's 'missing'
  • Shade: dies

Technical Boy doesn’t mince words, but he will make mincemeat of you. 

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Hiddlesweek | Day One | Favourite Role
Henry V in the Hollow Crown
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne’er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition:
And gentlemen in England now a-bed
Shall think themselves accursed they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint Crispin’s day.

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                              Arsenal’s Top 10 Goals of 2016/17

Laurent Koscielny | against Southampton, Septmber 10, 2016

Granit Xhaka | against Hull City, September 17, 2016

Theo Walcott | against Chelsea, September 24 , 2016

Mesut Özil | against Swansea, October 15, 2016

Mesut Özil | against Ludogorets, November 1, 2016

Alexis Sanchez | against West Ham , December 3, 2016

Olivier Giroud | against Crystal Palaca, January 1, 2017

Lucas Perez | against Bournemouth, January 3, 2017

Nacho Monreal | against Manchester city, April 23, 2017

Aaron Ramsey | against Chelsea, May 27, 2017

                                            Which one is your favorite? 

Me singing Monster by EXO

She got me going crazy *incoherent mumbling* GODDESS! *incoherent mumbling* Yeah, yeah! *incoherent mumbling* Don’t be afraid, love is the way, shawty I got it, you can call me monster! I’m creeping in your heart babe *incoherent mumbling while dancing violently* come here girl! You call me monster! *incoherent mumbling* she got me going crazy! oh yeah she got me! *still mumbling* oh yeah, oh yeah she got me! *mumbling some more* THAT’S RIGHT MY TYPE!  Don’t be afraid, love is the way, shawty I got it, you can call me monster! I’m creeping in your heart babe *incoherent mumbling while dancing violently part 2* come here girl! You call me monster! *incoherent mumbling while pretending to be over dramatic* I’M SORRY YOU MAKE ME SO CRAZY! YOU KNOW YOU DO!!!! *incoherent mumbling while pretending I can actually rap this part* I’m untouchable man! *literally I’m just spewing gibberish at this point other than the ‘Who!’ and 'How we do’ bits* YOU CAN CALL ME MONSTER!!!!!!!!!! I’m creeping in your heart babe! *incoherent mumbling while dancing violently part 3* Come here girl! YOU CALL ME MONSTER! *being overly serious pretending I can do Chen’s harmony here* creeping, creeping, creeping, creeping, creeping, creeping, you, oh whoa, creeping! *invisible mic drop*

Hey @mywaay I love your Road to El Dorado AU

Jace giving advices *wink*
  • Jace to Julian: You've got a lot of responsability now. You'll have to make sure she winds up with a guy who deserves her.
  • Emma: What about me? Don't I have to make sure Jules winds up whit someone who deserves him?
  • Jace: Absolutely. I did it for Alec. Alec did it for me -well, actually, he hated Clary at first, but he came around.
  • Julian: I bet you didn't like Magnus much, either.
  • Jace: Maybe not, but I never would have to said so.
  • Emma: Because it would hurt Alec's feelings?
  • Jace: No, because Magnus would hace turnes me into a hat rack.
The Bottom of the Pringles Can

For as long as time itself none have been able to reach the bottom of a Pringles but it is not to be that way forever. Legend tells of a chosen one with the smallest hands that might one day be able to reach the bottom of the can to call forth the enchanted High Pringle.

The conclave of the High Pringles waited years for the chosen one to come forth but they never came. The collection of High Pringles from Original all the way to Keema Curry thought all hope was lost until one day the Chosen One reached to the bottom of a Cheeseburger can and pulled out the High Pringle of Cheeseburger. The Chosen One’s hand short stubby fingers grazed the bottom of the can, bringing to life the chosen High Pringle that would grant the one with the small hands their deepest desire as a boon for awakening the High Pringle from slumber.

“Just like that Mr. Trump. People are going to eat this shit up.” A photographer encouraged, his identity obscured by the camera. Small Hands raised the High Pringle of Cheeseburger up and posed with a forced tight smile.

“I shall grant you one wish for freeing my people from the bottom of the darkness, Small Hands.” The ethereal chip said. Without a moment of hesitation the chosen one with the abnormally tiny hands spoke his wish.

“Make me the President of the United States.” Tiny Hands demanded thoughtlessly, almost as if he didn’t truly believe in the miraculous powers of the high Pringle. The High Pringle knew not of Small Hands’ world or what type of man it took to fill such a role but the High Pringle did know that they had a duty to the foretold prophecy.

“Ha, ha, that’s my job …” The Photographer joked, his tone reflecting a tinge of strain.

“It shall be done.” The High Pringle promised. The Small Handed One sneered wider as the Photographer took one more shot that would be used in the campaign team’s propaganda efforts.  

The photographer did not have the honor of being able to hear the High Pringle’s promise to the Small Handed One. If he had the chance perhaps none of what would happen next could have been avoid. Perhaps he could have slain the High Pringle before he could fulfill his purpose, Perhaps if there had been another with even smaller hands to meet the High Pringle both worlds Pringle and human alike would have been better off.

The High Pringle had no way knowing the long awaited chosen one with small hands would usher in the final days for all Pringle lovers alike.

Today’s Second Years : All Together At Last

Kazuma: Okay!
Shouhei: Ok!
Kazuma: So… Today.  
Shouhei: We third-year–ah, no.  We second-years–
Kazuma: Second years.  Third years?!
Shouhei: We’ve gathered the second-years.  
Kazuma: Third years??
Shouhei:  We’ve got the three of us all together now.  Yesterday Kazuma went home early
Kazuma: Yes, I did.  I had a schedule conflict, I’m very sorry.  
Shouhei: I mean… Shio-san got pretty upset.  
Kazuma: Kouhei, I’m sorry!
Shouhei: He’s really very sorry.
Kazuma-Kouhei: I was really upset!  I’m serious!
Shouhei: Isn’t this nice?  It really is nice.  Having all three of us together.  
Kazuma-Kouhei: It really is, huh?  
Shouhei: It is.  Let’s do our best from now on–WHOAH!!  Shio-san!!!
Kazuma: KOUHEI!! 

Translation by @nimbus-cloud

There are so many things I love about Skin Deep and Rumbelle.

But one of my absolute favourite twists on OUAT is that their Beauty and the Beast story starts with ending a war. I… can’t really explain why, but the idea that Beauty in this story is not simply making a deal with the Beast to save her father (or -in some versions-  is basically being sold by her father who already made the deal with the Beast so he would let him go home), this Beauty is a peacemaker. OUAT’s Belle is a nobelwoman in a town under siege. A nobelwoman in a war council room, who is kind and gentle but at the same time has this incredible strength to her. She is someone who is not just capable of finding solutions that others wouldn’t have thought of (in this case summoning the Dark One) she is also the person who is willing to make the ultimate sacrifice to save her people. The stakes are much higher than in any other BatB adaptation I know and that just gives this really interesting vibe to that very first scene. 

But it’s not just that it made (at least to me) Belle someone who is instantly a fascinating character. I also love how the Ogre Wars are something that played an extremely important role in both Rumple’s and Belle’s lives. 

I mean, here we have these two people who couldn’t come from more different backgrounds, born 300 years apart… and yet… war brings them together, in a way. The same kind of war, that so long ago ruined Rumplestiltskin’s life and ultimately made him who he is (after all if there were no Ogre Wars, he wouldn’t have become the Dark One). 

But it’s also interesting what kind of role they played in the Ogre Wars. Rumple was a soldier, who suffered because the nobels who ruled that territory (probably) couldn’t care less for their subjects. Rumple in that situation didn’t have any power or privilege. 300 years later he is the one with all the power, and I don’t think it’s a coincidence that he finds himself fascinated by- and later falls for this young noblewoman, who is willing to give up all her privilege and her freedom to save her own subjects. Belle becomes what Rumplestiltskin once was (a peasant/servant, someone whose life is basically in the hands of their master(s)) -what fate he later escaped from!- willingly, so she can save people like Spinner Rumple and Bae. And I don’t think that’s something Rumplestiltskin saw many times in his long life. 

There are many important things about Rumbelle, and the Ogre Wars being a shared experience (even if from totally different POV’s - but imo, that’s what makes it interesting) is probably not one of the most important ones. But damn, it’s fascinating.

anonymous asked:

hey would you mind telling us a bit about how you two met, your friendship and what led you to being in love with her??? sorry if you don't want to, it's just i've been following the story and i swear it's like a good best friends to lovers come true. again, sorry if this bothers you, it's just i'm a curious person and i thought maybe you're the type who likes to talk about stuff like this, so it's be a win-win lol. hope everything works out for you!!

heyyy lmao how do you know i really like talking about stuff like this……… i’ll give you the long story since you asked

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ADA TEXTS:What if they were students? ft.Chuuya+Akutagawa
  • Atsushi: Have you guys studied for the exams?
  • Dazai: Wait,What?? There's an exam?When?Where?How?WHYYYYYY?!
  • Ranpo: It's tomorrow.
  • Yosano: I've already revised for weeks,I think I'm ready.
  • Fukuzawa: I didn't expect any less from you,future doctor.
  • Tanizaki: I'm still studying.
  • Dazai: Kunikida~ Please help meeeee!!!! MAYDAY!!
  • Akutagawa: *cough*Dazai-san*cough* I can help you.
  • Kunikida: Not again! Last time when I was teaching you,you dared to fall asleep!!
  • Dazai: *ignoring Akutagawa* But Kunikida without you what I'm gonna do!!!!!
  • Naomi: Yup,Dazai-san you also sleep-talked, I'd rather learn how to double-suicide,you said
  • Kenji: Dazai-san also said that it was boring!
  • Chuuya: Studying?Nah,more like students dying
  • Kyouka: What are you even doing here, you intruder!
  • Chuuya: I'm just here to laugh at Dazai
  • Dazai: I bet you didn't study either!
  • Chuuya: Nope I didn't 'cause I'm too fabulous for this sh*t!
  • Akutagawa: *cough* As I said earlier,I'm willing to help you.
  • Chuuya: Give up Akutagawa,he's not gonna respond,you need to face this cruel reality.
  • Akutagawa: But I- *his phone runs out of battery*
  • Naomi: Poor Him
  • Bonus(after that)
  • Akutagawa: (to himself)F*ck no way I wasted an opportunity again! why must you run out of battery now of all times??
  • Stupid phone,RASHOMON DESTROY THE PHONE!!!!Why didn't it go as planned!! I was going to show Dazai-san how smart I was!!Dazai-san notice me pls.