Zim having a bit of a arrogance to the fact that he and Gir are bilingual and hoping to confuse his new alien bf is funny.. .but Dib’s pak can translate any human language as well as help him speak them cause ofc Dib would download every language to make sure he has no communication issues. For some reason, that gets Zim a lil flustered tho~
Forgot that I had this chillin’ on my desktop so I decided to color it vwv ~ We’re teetering in between fandoms here y’all lol Sonic and Zim as well as Sabers junk.
DM (to the Druid): Okay, you are currently three rot grubs inside the monstrosity, how you got in, given that it is floating and has many eyestalks I’ll never know but you did and you’re eating him, and since he has no way to get you out or burn you he can’t do anything about it, what do you do?
Druid: Don’t fuckin’ @ me, I am straight chillin’ in this boys gutty works.
I really like you, you know? (Zach Dempsey x Reader)
Request: “Can I request a fic with Zach where the reader and Zach are snapchatting. The reader is really sleepy because she’s been staying up late to get homework done and being so tired, she accidently tells Zach she likes him a lot. (Can it be fluffy and a little angsty?)”
It was still 4:30p.m., but you were already tired and longing for your bed. You tried really hard to keep your eyes open, but they had their way of beating you. Finally, you gave up. You got up from the table you were occupying on the school’s library, picked up your stuff and walked home.
The second you got into your room, you took of your shoes and slowly climbed into your bed. You hadn’t even closed your eyes yet when your phone lighted up and buzzed.
“How hard is it for a girl to get her beauty sleep in this wicked world?” you mumbled like a real drama queen, talking to the walls. You reached out lazily for your phone and, suddenly, all your complains went away. The top notification was a Snapchat from Zach Dempsey.
After waiting a while (in your mind, opening it up too quickly would make him think you were desperate), you finally saw his chat. It was just random letters, probably sent by mistake. You rolled your eyes, not believing you created all that expectation in your head. What were you thinking? That Zach freaking Dempsey snapchatted you saying he was madly crushing you?
You sent a question mark back and put your phone away. It only took five seconds for it to buzz again.
“You have got to be kidding me”
You didn’t want to look, all you wanted was a nice nap. Your curiosity spoke louder, and you picked it back up.
Zach Dempsey: Oh hello Y/N this is Zach and I stare at your Snapchat stories like an idiot
Zach Dempsey: I’m lovesick because of uuuuuu
Zach Dempsey: let me be the juliet to your romeo
Zach Dempsey: I’m juliet coz I’m a little girl
You realized it was one of his friends joking around, and laugh softly. You decided to mess around too.
You: I knew it.
Zach Dempsey: that I’m a little girl????
You: oh yeah. it’s common knowledge.
Video call from : Zach Dempsey
You didn’t expect this. You didn’t know if you should pick up or not. You decided to go on with the game, so you fixed your hair and made sure you looked okay. You pressed “answer” and Justin Foley’s face showed up on the screen. It looked like they were at the gymnasium, probably practicing basketball.
“Yo Dempsey! I got your phone man” Justin yelled, and the camera focused on Zach, who was standing at the other side of the gym. “You shouldn’t have told me your password!”
“Dude what are you doing?” Zach rushed over and tried to get his phone out of Justin’s hands. You giggled and, with that sound, Dempsey just stopped moving. “Foley. What was that?”
Justin showed him the screen, and his eyes widened when he saw your face.
“Well hello there” you said, not knowing what to do.
“Y/N, hi. I-uh, hang on, I’ll call you back okay?” The screen went black and his face disappeared. You waited for the call and, since it didn’t came, you tried to sleep again. Unsuccessfully, you should add.
Grumbling, you kicked your covers away, picked up your books and started studying again in your desk.
You were so entertained by your homework you almost missed the notification from Zach. Almost. You unlocked your phone and checked it out.
Zach Dempsey: Hey, I’m sorry for earlier. Justin is an idiot
You: It’s okay 😂
You weren’t really expecting an answer after that, but fortunately it came.
Zach Dempsey: well anyway
Zach Dempsey: wyd?
You gave the pile of papers and books in front of you a sad glance.
You: homework. u?
Zach Dempsey: just chillin I guess
You sighed, jealous of his procrastination.
You: let’s trade please, I can’t stand biology anymore
Zach Dempsey: send all the bio stuff for me. I’ll do it for you, I love bio
What a cutie. He loved bio.
You: don’t give me ideas, Dempsey. I’ll send it for real
Zach Dempsey: lol
Zach Dempsey: you can come over some day and I’ll give you a hand
Oh my god. Zach invited you to his place. You and him, at his house. What a time to be alive.
You: that would be nice :)
Zach Dempsey: so… I’m sorry if that’s like way too intrusive but I wanna ask something
You: dear lord… shoot
Your heart skipped a beat. Was he really going to ask you out?
Zach Dempsey: are you and colin jensen a thing?
Well, apparently not. No dates for miss (Y/N) and mr Zach Dempsey.
You: who tf is colin jensen?
Zach Dempsey: you know, skinny dude who works at crestmont
You let out a loud laugh.
You: you mean clay jensen?
Zach Dempsey: probably
Zach Dempsey: anyway
Zach Dempsey: are you guys together?
You: no sir
The conversation just went on and on, and you liked Zach more and more by the second. He was sweet and funny, and talking to him was just so nice… but you really, really needed to sleep.
You: hey, I gotta go
Zach Dempsey: why??
You: I need some sleep
Zach Dempsey: it’s eight o'clock my lady
My lady. Jesus Christ.
You: I know
You: but I didn’t sleep last night
Zach Dempsey: what were you up to?
You: at a date with my usual partner
Zach Dempsey: 🤔
Zach Dempsey: usual partner?
Zach Dempsey: oh, I see
Zach Dempsey: but can’t you stay just a little longer?
You: that’s not a very good idea
You: sleep deprived (Y/N) usually talks more than she should
Zach Dempsey: one more reason why you should stick around w me
Zach Dempsey: this conversation is about to get interesting
Zach Dempsey: stay pleease
Well, he was asking… you guessed it couldn’t be that bad staying up just a few more minutes.
You: okay, I’ll give you some extra time
You: what do you wanna talk about?
Zach Dempsey: let’s play a game
You: what kind of game?
Zach Dempsey: nothing special, just asking each other some questions
You: ok fine, you go first
Zach Dempsey: I’ll take it easy on you because it’s the first question
Zach Dempsey: we’re just warming up
Zach Dempsey: what’s your favorite color?
You laughed again.
You: how original my man
Zach Dempsey: I’m one of a kind
Zach Dempsey: your turn
You: I’m not extending the courtesy of taking it easy, sorry
You: are you and justin dating?
He sent you a picture of his face. He was frowning, trying to cover a smile.
Zach Dempsey: you’re lame. that’s a terrible question, and the answer is no
You: that was a valid question
Zach Dempsey: there will be a payback
Zach Dempsey: you better believe in karma
Zach Dempsey: my question is why are you single
You didn’t really understood the question. You rubbed your eyes and yawned.
You: what do you mean
Zach Dempsey: I mean, you’re beautiful and smart and funny and I just don’t get how can you not have a boyfriend
You froze. Before you could realize the huge mistake you were making, you sent him the most stupid confession ever.
You: I couldn’t date anyone because you’re the one that I like, and it’s like a lot
Your eyes widened when your own words sunk in. You really should have stopped the conversation when you had the chance. Damn it, damn it, damn it. You waited anxiously for his answer. He opened the chat, visualized your message and…
He ignored it.
You even waited a few minutes but there was no response. “Well, congratulations (Y/N), you ruined everything as usual”, you thought, and climbed up your bed. You picked up your blankets from the floor and covered your ashamed and self loathing body.
It felt like you had just fallen asleep when a noise woke you up. Scared, you almost fell on the floor. It sounded like… knocks?
You picked up a baseball bat you kept on the floor (just for hitting strangers because you couldn’t even play any sports) and looked around. Suddenly, you saw Zach outside your window.
“Oh my god!” you whispered, in shock, and opened the lock so he could come inside. “What are you doing here? Jesus I only have my pajamas on!”
You covered yourself with your arms, which made Zach laugh.
“I came here because I wanted to know if what you said was true. You know, the I-like-you-a-lot thing” he asked in a serious tone.
“God just forget I said it, it’s embarrassing really” you looked away from him.
“I don’t think so”
“Well, that’s because you don’t have feelings for someone who doesn’t like you back” you whispered, trying not to get your parents attention.
Suddenly, Zach’s hands were on your waist and he pulled you close, with nothing but an inch of air between your bodies. Your heart started beating like crazy. One of his hands went up to your jaw and caressed it. His fingers made their way to your lips, separating them.
“Who said anything about not liking back?” he whispered too, and then pressed his lips against yours.
Sooo I hope you liked it, I’m sorry if it’s different from what you expected!