i-ate-the-whole-fuckin-thing

drunkhaus star signs
  • Aquarius: YOU GOTTA PUT YOUR YOSH ON THE FLOWER
  • Pisces: geh auf mee
  • Aries: I'M THE TWICE WINNER I'M THE TWICE WINNER
  • Taurus: i ate a whole thing of timtams
  • Gemini: pizzas on the way
  • Cancer: 13% on rotten tomatoes
  • Leo: that was a my toilet papurrrrrrrrrr
  • Virgo: HOBBY HORSE HOBBY HORSE HOBBY HORSE
  • Libra: I'm so drunk right now
  • Scorpio: yeah but i dont wanna suck on YOUR nipples
  • Sagittarius: gods of egypt gods garbage
  • Capricorn: OH DOH FUCKIN SHIT