i-ate-my-twin

anonymous asked:

one time during an ice breaker thing at school i had to say my name and a fact about myself and my fact was that i ate my twin in the womb

I have absolutely no idea what to do with this information.

"No Better Blues"-Chance the Rapper

It just don’t get better
It don’t get better
It just don’t get no better

It don’t get no better
It don’t get no
It don’t get no better
It just don’t get no better

I hate my bed, I hate my home, I hate my job
I hate the wife, I hate the kids, I hate the dog
I hate the sun, I hate the rain, I hate the clouds
I hate the TV, hate the dinner, hate the couch
I hate the car, I hate the bus, I hate the road
I hate the bar, I hate to drink, I hate to smoke
I hate a stranger, hate his boss, I hate his friend
I hate the womb, I needed room, I ate my twin
I hate my hands, handshakes, pancakes, milkshakes
Child-resistant locks on the pill case
I hate inflation, hate the store, I hate to choose
I hate the war, I hate the poor, I hate the news
I hate the late, I can’t be early, hate to wait
I hate my lovers cause the way they suffocate
I fuck to hurt, it hurt to date, I hate to date
I fuck to hate, I hate to love, I hate to hate

And it just don’t
And it just don’t
And it just don’t

It don’t get no better
It don’t get no
It don’t get no better
It just don’t get no better

I hate to lose, I hate to try, I hate to win
I hate to cruise, I hate to fly, I hate to swim
I hate the optimistic smirks on the face of children
I hate the government and those who deface its buildings
I hate artists, hate creatives, I hate bright people
I hate darkness, I hate racists, I hate white people
I hate small speakers, I hate loud speakers
I hate great concerts, I don’t like crowds neither
I hate money, I hate change, I hate hope
I hate funny, I hate strange, I hate dope
I hate charities and parodies and tragedies
I hate carrots, peas, asparagus
Virtually all vegetables, circuses, all festivals
Texts that are oversexual, emotion because it’s perpetual
I hate schedules, calendars, reminders cause’ they just remind us
That tomorrow gon’ be just as timeless
I fuckin’ hate you

And it just don’t
And it just don’t
And it just don’t

It don’t get no better
It don’t get no
It don’t get no better
It just don’t get no better

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I hate my bed, I hate my home, I hate my job
I hate the wife, I hate the kids, I hate the dog
I hate the sun, I hate the rain, I hate the clouds
I hate the TV, hate the dinner, hate the couch
I hate the car, I hate the bus, I hate the road
I hate the bar, I hate to drink, I hate to smoke
I hate a stranger, hate his boss, I hate his friend
I hate the womb, I needed room, I ate my twin
I hate my hands, handshakes, pancakes, milkshakes
Child-resistant locks on the pill case
I hate inflation, hate the store, I hate to choose
I hate the war, I hate the poor, I hate the news
I hate the late, I can’t be early, hate to wait
I hate my lovers cause the way they suffocate
I fuck to hurt, it hurt to date, I hate to date
I fuck to hate, I hate to love, I hate to hate



I hate to lose, I hate to try, I hate to win
I hate to cruise, I hate to fly, I hate to swim
I hate the optimistic smirks on the face of children
I hate the government and those who deface its buildings
I hate artists, hate creatives, I hate bright people
I hate darkness, I hate racists, I hate white people
I hate small speakers, I hate loud speakers
I hate great concerts, I don’t like crowds neither
I hate money, I hate change, I hate hope
I hate funny, I hate strange, I hate dope
I hate charities and parodies and tragedies
I hate carrots, peas, asparagus
Virtually all vegetables, circuses, all festivals
Texts that are oversexual, emotion because it’s perpetual
I hate schedules, calendars, reminders cause’ they just remind us
That tomorrow gon’ be just as timeless
I fuckin’ hate you

Tag thing where you click shuffle on your music and write down the first 10 songs and your favorite lyric

Don’t stop - 5sos
“don’t stop doing what you’re doing, cause every time you walk in the room you’ve got all eyes on you”

no better blues - chance the rapper
“I hate the womb, I needed rom, I ate my twin”

The Judge - twenty one pilots
“I don’t know if this song is about me or the devil”

sunburn - Ed Sheeran
“I’ve moved far away from you, and I want you here beside me dear”

Beside You (live) - 5sos
“she lies awake, tryna find the words to say, I wish I was, I wish I was, beside you”

clean - Taylor swift
“you’re still all over me like a wine stained dress I can’t wear anymore”

screen - twenty one pilots
“while you’re doing fine, there’s some people and I, who have a really tough time getting through this life so excuse us while we sing to the sky”

There’s a good reason these tables are number honey, you just haven’t thought of it yet - p!atd
“I’m the new cancer, never looked better and you can’t stand it, or so you say so under your breath, when did he get so confident”

sweatpants - Childish Gambino
“eh eh eh eh onomatopoeia”

worship you - vampire weekend
who the fuck knows the lyrics lol

and I tag whoever wants to do it lol

I’m left handed and if I really ate my twin in the womb then dang that sux we could’ve done some serious damage to the world based on how I act… so maybe it was for the best.

My sister was watching pitch perfect with her friend in the living room and it got to the part where the girl is like “I ate my twin in the womb” and my dad went “oh cool so did I” bc apparently at her first ultrasound (which was incidentally the first ultrasound that hospital ever did) my grandma was told there were two and a couple of months later there was only one

I think today marks the first and possibly last time all 6 of us have been together. Since Katrina is leaving us for bigger and better things, it was only appropriate that we make this happen, I love my ate and all my twins and am so thankful to have them in my life! Love you guys! #Clairesadings #officialtwins #Katrinawillbemissed #Roscoes #JoesItalianIce #Fibbage