One time I walked into fantasy Costco and the jingle didn't play and Garfield wasn't at the counter so I walked around the store to find something that will haunt me for the rest of my life: Garfield, in a bikini, looking admiring himself in a mirror, his cloak on the floor. He had the body of a human female? But his head? Was it a spell or does he actually have that body? I'm scarred.