The Red Wedding

This is horribly rushed and I am so sorry. I might delete and re-post tomorrow.

Imagine: Stopping the Red Wedding.

Originally posted by whenimaunicorn

“Father always thought the Frey’s were cowards.” Your younger brother mumbles next to you.

You smile and drink the wine you are given. Robb Stark and his wife are standing and smiling at each—they are so deep in love. It makes you smile warmly. Lady Catelyn isn’t far and is smiling as well. She might have not agreed to this marriage and especially of someone lowborn but if this woman brings true joy to her son, she is happy.

There is a sudden lack of joyful music. You watch with keen eyes as a Frey shuts the doors and you note the look on Lady Catelyn’s face. She knows…you could see it in her eyes. Walder Frey silences the music and speaks, “Your Grace,” This old fool disgusts you. All men take their seats and only Robb stands. He stands tall and proud just like his father would. “I feel I’ve been remiss in my duties,” You watch the room with sharp senses and spot Lady Catelyn sharing a glance with the traitor Roose Bolton.

“I’ve given you meat and wine and music, but I haven’t shown you the hospitality you deserve,” You roll your eyes and see that your younger brother is bouncing his leg in impatience, “My king has married and I owe my new queen a wedding gift.”

Lady Catelyn has seen Roose Bolton’s betrayal and automatically looks at you in horror. You remain calm and stand up, “Lord Walder Frey!” Your voice is powerful and halts the massacre you once saw in a dream.

Everyone stares at you. Robb is shocked that you would interrupt, “Y/N, what are you doing?” He looks confused.

“How dare you interrupt a Lord, you cunt!” Walder Frey is sputtering like a fool as his face becomes red with fury.

You stand tall and sneer, “The only cunt here is you.”

Robb snaps your name, “Y/N!”

“I know what you plan to do, you old fool,” You spat with fury, “And I must say that I cannot let that happen,” You give out a sharp whistle and suddenly above Walder Frey, where the band once was, was replaced by your men and are holding bows and nocking arrows. The doors are broken down by your men as well. The Frey’s in the room are too stunned to move.

Roose Bolton is on his feet but your brother is quick to hit Roose with the butt of a sword. The traitor grunts and falls to the ground knocked out.

“You are a devious old man,” You say walking towards him and reach out to grab him, “Planning to murder all of the Starks for Tywin Lannister.” You growled before narrowing your eyes, “Let’s see how you feel when your family is killed, my lord.”

Your brother is gathering Talisa and Lady Catelyn as your men begin to slaughter the Frey’s who stand no chance. Arrows are let loose and hit their mark. The Lords who fight for Robb are too stunned to even make sense of what had happened.

“Bring his children in.” You command.

“Y/N, how did you know?” Robb demands as he holds onto his wife.

You stare at your old friend, “I had many dreams of this night, Robb.” It is all that you say as Walder’s daughters and sons are marched out in front of this fool. The daughters are crying and the sons are trying their best not to be afraid.

“Grab his little wife too.” You instruct.

This was an act that would taint your ledger but you would do so for Robb. This act of violence was not you…but you would kill this fucker’s children and end his bloodline today. You will root out every Frey and slaughter them because if you didn’t, they would come back with vengeance. You couldn’t afford to take chances, no, this was war.

You felt sick to your stomach. You were about to send these children to their deaths. How could you blame them for the actions of their demented old father?

The sad thing was…that you were punishing them because of who there father was and what he tried to do tonight.

Walder Frey was yelling profanities at you, “You fucking bitch!”

His men are all dead and all that was left were these bastard children. You slam his head against the wooden table and let him go. Your men grab him and make him stand. You want to be sure that he witnesses his children dying in front of him. There is a gush on his head and he groans in pain.

“Y/N, no, you cannot do this.” It is Robb who says this.

You stare at him coldly, “I can and I will.”

He stares in shock. He cannot believe that this was the girl that was afraid of horses! He could not believe that you would kill children like this. You had saved his life…his wife’s and his unborn child’s life. You had saved all their lives…he didn’t condone this but he understood why.

“Silence, Robb,” Lady Catelyn is bristling with fury, “We kill this disgusting family children, babe, and all.” She had already lost too damn much due to this war. She would be damned if she let anything else happen to her family.

“Kill them, I don’t care!” Walder Frey spat angrily, “Fucking bastards the lot of them anyway!” He fought against the solider who held him.

“As you wish.” You stated coldly, “Kill the boys.”

Your men silt the throats of the several Frey boys. You watch as their eyes widen in horror and blood taints the floor. Their sisters scream and beg for mercy as their bodies hit the ground. Walder is now singing another tone—one of mercy.

He has snot running down his face and tears as well. You feel no remorse for this man. “Kill the girls.” The words are heavy on your heart and are bitter in your mouth. The girls sob and beg but your men are quick to give them quick deaths and stab the girls in their heads.

Walder screeches in horror and crumples onto the ground.

He’s sobbing.

You stare at him without much remorse, “We’ll keep him alive so he gets to live in torment over tonight. Hopefully this will serve as a lesson to you, you fool.” You spit at him as he is taken away. The only child you did not kill was Roslin but only because she was married to Edmund Tully. It was only at the request of Edmund that wife be spared.

Robb stares at the mass of bodies in the room, “I never wanted this to happen.” He sighs.

You look at him, “Perhaps you will think twice before breaking a promise to a Lord.” You saw him flinch and he nods meekly.

Originally posted by tiiffanym

Originally posted by noizzex

I basically watched Star Trek because of a german parody movie about it in 2004, with so much humor in every scene you just have to laugh the whole time.

And 12 years later, after the parody, they did it again and made a parody out some scenes of the new Star Trek movies. 






I don’t think I’ve laughed so hard at something like this in a while

(If this is your video, I am so sorry and I will delete this post)

look sometimes a girl’s just gotta put Brooklyn Baby on repeat and draw really good fae aus

to whoever sent that ask asking for hux in an autumn flower crown and a white dress i am so sorry i accidentally deleted your ask! but yes ive been meaning to draw @ingu‘s fae au for a while so thank you for giving me an excuse to do just that 

  • Amadeus: Step one; we must choose battlecries. You know the cries we always emit just before leaping into battle.
  • Scott: Oh you mean like, “Not in the face! Not in the face!”
  • Amadeus: Hmm, lacks force, chum. No, more like, like uh... "SPOON!"
  • (fanfare)
  • Viv: Mmmm, I don’t get it.
  • Amadeus: "SPOON!?"
  • (fanfare)

The final splatfest is almost upon us. As salty as they have made me sometimes, I’m gonna miss em. 

This joke was actually suggested to me and I am so sorry I accidentally deleted your message so I can’t remember who it was but thank you. As this is the final splatfest joke, I wanted to make it a bit more special and I feel this pun was perfect way to end it.

Thank you everyone who have enjoyed these silly jokes and my splatoon works in general. This has been an amazing year and here’s to future as we wait for splatwoon. Let’s have a great final splatfest, no matter the side. Stay fresh! 

anonymous asked:

Awhile back I reposted your art and I am so so sorry! I deleted it since then and I realized I should have asked first. I am so so sorry and I feel terrible if I even think about it. I never meant to hurt your feelings or anyone else's in that matter. That is your hard work and I should have never reposted it with out permission.

It’s a good thing that you can finally realized it. (idk if it sound too harsh or not since English is not my first language… sorry. I hope to talk with peace)

(I can read but to form a good sentence with a correct grammar is a no no.)

May be I felt hurt but I’m annoyed more. You should have ask before you took someone else works. It’s not that hard. If you ask nicely… I will give you the permission to post it anyway. But I never receive any message from some of Instagram account. (I appreciate everyone who had asked me, here. though)

funny things I saw from those IG account is some people asking for more of my Altean!Lance comic. HAHA If this continue… I have an accuse not to continue it.(now this remind me of my lost folder last month…. my part 9 *ugly sobbing*)

I hope people can finally realize that it’s bad to repost someone else works. and stop doing that. Asking/without asking permission. You should respect the owner. You should appreciate their work and support by like/reblog/share/retweet only. Not repost. 

I grew up in the society that you CAN NOT share/repost or the owner will close their blog/ID. And no one would want that, right?

maybe I’m too kind. but I don’t think my works are that good to do something like that. so please continue to appreciate my works. (oh… DO YOU??? Or you just repost everything?????? lol) 


another thing…. I started my junior year now! I hope I can be here……… and not dying from my new project. 

I am disgusted.

Wow, I logged in again and I am totally disgusted. This anon send me an anon hate again like this. I told you that I am not interested in girl groups anymore since 2014 because of member leaving the agency or disbanding but I don’t hate them or bash them even I only listened to most girl group songs that are old like 2ne1, Wonder Girls, 4minute, Miss A, Girls’ Generation (9 members only). I am so sorry anon but I am deleting your ask. Gosh…Some people didn’t understand me that I don’t know some current girl groups like Twice, Blackpink, Weki Meki, gugudan, DIA, GFriend, etc. This is the 999th time that I got anon hate. If you kept sending me like those I am blocking you. Boo hoo, I am blocking you byyyyyeeee!

I love Girl Groups of Kpop but I don’t stan them anymore. So please don’t ever force me to get interesting some girl groups. I hope they will understand.

@strongchanpion @chahakyeonsprincess @looks-into-office-camera @shay-mazing-cho-kyuhyun @lionbaekkie @1999-toon-it @jiminelli @scenarioslovers and others.


In regards to an anon I recieved

I received an anon asking about their male rat having a dark lump on his tail. You said that it wasn’t bothering him but you were concerned. I am so so sorry, I accidentally deleted your post before I could answer and I am so incredibly sorry. But in answer to your concern:

From your description it’s a little hard to tell, but if he doesn’t seem bothered by it, I wouldn’t worry too too much. If he suddenly seems to be hurting or if it grows too big for comfort, I’d get a vet to take a look if possible. I really hope that this helps 💖🐀

Whoever sent the anonymous terf tip about terfs making fun of men who have never had sex or are asexual, I am so sorry that I deleted it. I just saw it, and before I just thought it was so out of the water for their views that it wouldn’t happen. I should really know by now that they never really keep to them.

If you remember it send it again, but yeah I’m really fucking sorry.

By Accident

This fic is based off of Brittany’s snapchat where Sharna has her legs in Val’s lap. The video is further down on my blog! 

Sharna was laying on the couch with her feet strung over Val. They had been very open about their relationship to their friends so they had no problem being affectionate on the plane. Val ran his hand up and down her leg. He hovered over and kissed her.

“Uhh. Stop. You guys suck.”

Val laughed. “Why?”
“You make me miss Sam.” Lindsay overexaggerated a frown.

“And you make me miss Peta.” Maks chimed in.

“And me, miss Derek.” Haley added.

“Alright, Alright. We’re sorry we’re so loving and adorable.” Val put his hands up and shook his head.

“I will never get over the fact that you two are dating.” Lindsay smiled.

“I don’t think I will either.” Val laughed as he looked down at Sharna. She covered her face with a pillow. Everyone scattered about afterwards, Sharna dozed off in a light sleep as Val scrolled through his phone. He got a text on his phone from Alex that read “Yo. Brittany’s snapchat-prepare for havoc. It looks like the cat it out of the bag.”

Val widened his eyes and looked up at her. “Britt, what did you post on snap?”

Sharna opened her eyes and sat up. “What’s going on?”
“Alex told me to look on Britt’s snap-that the cat’s out of the bag?”
Brittany held her hands up innocent. “I swear, nothing. Just our games before and Laurie dancing a little while ago.”

Val opened Snapchat and went to Brittany’s story. He clicked through the one’s where he knew he was. He landed on the one beginning with Maks and ending with Laurie dancing. He knew what Alex saw and he wanted to see it again for himself. “Ahh Britt.” He wasn’t mad he just didn’t know what to do.

“Sharna and I are in the background in this position.” He gestured to the position they were still in.

“Oh gosh. Friends sit in that position right?”

“Not usually.” Val tilted his head back and closed his eyes. Sharna grabbed his hand.

“It’s ok baby. We can handle this. People know, so what? I think it’s better they do now. So we can be affectionate in public. We should be thanking Brittany.”

“I Am so sorry guys. I can delete it right away.”
Val sat up, “No. It’s ok. Sharna’s right. We can handle this. Actually, let’s have fun with this.” Val opened the camera on his phone and took a picture of Sharna. He opened twitter and attached the image. “With this one, on our way to GMA. #Iloveher #mybaby #breakingnews @sharnaburgess.” Val handed his phone to Sharna so she could see it before he tweeted it. She looked at it and pressed the tweet button for him. She then picked up her phone and quoted his tweet, adding- Love him more than life. Congrats to my favorite, @iamvalc on his big win tonight. #hesmine #lovehimforever #menext” She hit tweet and then locked her phone.

Shortly after Brittany, Maks, Lindsay and Haley were scrolling through their twitter feed. “Are you guys seeing this stuff?” Lindsay asked Sharna and Val, “People are freaking out because #Chmergess is alive.” Sharna let out a loud cackle and through her feet up in the air. Val laughed and said “Little do they know, that “Chmergess” has been alive for months.”

Sharna grabbed Val’s hand. “Hey! It’s better this way. Now we can be public but those few months were ours and I’ll cherish them forever.”

“Me too babe. Me too.”

Protector - Cameron Dallas Imagine

A/N: I am so sorry that I deleted this!  It was an honest mistake and I have only just realised.  There is still going to be another piece coming still, so keep an eye out. :)

Y/N’s P.O.V

Does he still like me? This is a question that I keep asking myself.

I started dating Cam about 6 months ago, now I don’t know if this is just a kiwi thing, but he never seems to want to just spend the night with me and I worry he doesn’t like me anymore. It has nothing to do with sex, but just enjoying the company of each other in the same bed overnight.  I just want to feel his body next to mine while I sleep and feel as if I am protected by his touch.

Cam’s P.O.V

I trust y/n with anything and everything, but there is one secret that I have kept to myself for entirety of our relationship.  I am not entirely sure on how well she is going to take it, therefore being the reason why it still remains a secret.  I think that it may be time to tell her, she deserves to know.

Y/N’s P.O.V

Tonight is the night that I ask Cam what is going on.  I want to be with him and have him stay over every now and then, and I in turn want to spend the night at his house now and then.

The buzzer goes off, “Hello.” I say into the intercom that transfers my voice down to the front of my apartment building. “Hey y/n, it’s Cam.” I hear his deep reply.  “Oh, hey! Come on up, the door is unlocked.” I reply as I buzz him in.  I franticly run around my apartment to make sure that it is tidy, I stop in front of the mirror and fix up my hair a little. “Hey babe!” I hear Cam say as he closes the door behind him.  “Oh, hey babe!” I reply as I walk down the hallway towards the front door.

Cam’s P.O.V

As y/n walks down the hallway, I can’t keep my eyes off of her. “What’s wrong?” she asks a little worried and starts to fix her top and hair.  “Nothing, I just can’t believe how lucky I am.”  I reply with a large grin.  “Oh stop it, you!” she reply’s playfully as she wraps her arms around my neck and places a sweet kiss on my lips.  It is quite for a few minutes afterwards and I think to myself that now is the time to tell her my secret.  “Cam?” y/n asks, shit she beat me to it. “What’s up babe?” “I have something that I just really want to know.” She pauses and takes a deep breath. “Do you still like me?”  I couldn’t believe what I was hearing.

Y/N’s P.O.V

He had a shocked look on his face.  I didn’t know if this was a good or bad thing so I decide to look away.  As soon as I looked away, I felt his hand my chin and turn my head to face him again.  “Y/n, of course I still like you.  I like everything about you, especially that New Zealand accent of yours.” He reply’s with a playful grin.  “Now what made you think that I didn’t?”  He asks with a puzzled look.  I now feel like an absolute muppet, and can feel the anxiety creeping up as I consider asking the question I have wanted to know the answer to for a while now.  I decide to just bite the bullet and go for it. “This may just be a kiwi thing but, how come we have never spent the night together then?  I really like you Cam, and I respect you answer and choices. Now when I say spend the night together, I am not saying that there has to be sex involved, I just want to wake up next to you.”  That felt so good to get off my chest.  

Cam’s P.O.V

I was a little shocked that y/n brought this up but, it has helped to push me into revealing my secret. “I can see where you are coming from y/n, and no, it is not just a ‘Kiwi thing’.  I have been needing to tell you this for a while, and with you bringing this up it has made it a little bit easier, so thank you.”  She reveals a wide, but slightly worried smile on her face. I decide to just spit it out and not leave her to thinking of the worst scenario possible, because believe me, she would do that if she was given enough time to.  “This is hard for me to say out loud but, I am scared of the dark.”

Y/N’s P.O.V

He looks down at his hands with a slight expression of embarrassment on his face. God he is cute!  I gently guide his head back up to face mine and place my lips onto his.  As we part, he places his forehead against mine.  “It’s ok babe, I will protect you.” 

You Wouldn’t Dare//A Remus Lupin Imagine

(I AM SO SORRY I DELETED THE MESSAGE BY ACCIDENT AND LOST YOUR URL) said: “Hello, could you write me a Remus Lupin one during the marauders era where you need to study but Remus keeps distracting you. Super fluffy, please.”

Hell yeah, man. That sounds like a fun one. :)


Title: You Wouldn’t Dare

Character/Celebrity: Remus Lupin (Harry Potter)

Rating: T

Warnings: brief language/implied sexual stuff/underage drinking

Word Count: 489


Thump! Thump! Thump!

You rolled your eyes at the sound of the quaffle hitting the wall, trying your best to focus on the blank parchment in front of you; blank being the part you were concerned about.

Thump! Thump! Thump!

“Moony.” you warned. The thumping stopped for a brief moment, but resumed a moment later.

Thump! Thump! Thump!

“Remus.” your voice was louder and you used his first name. He ignored you this time, the quaffle continuing to hit the wall of the Gryffindor common room.

Thump! Thump! Thump!

“Remus John Lupin!” You’d had enough, and he knew by your use of his full name that you were serious. Your boyfriend caught the quaffle one more time before setting it down at his side.

“I’m sorry!” he said, “I’m just so bored!”

“Well maybe if you were doing your potions essay as well, you wouldn’t be so bored.” you suggested. He all but snorted at you.

“Potions.” he scoffed. “What a stupid subject.” You smirked at his furrowed eyebrows. He was staring at the fire blazing in the fireplace.

“You only think it’s stupid because you’re no good at it.” You teased, poking his shoulder. He looked up at you from where he sat on the floor.

“And you’re mean.” He quickly made his way over to you and gave you a kiss on the cheek before squeezing his way onto the couch next to you. “Come on, love. There are so many more fun things we could be doing…” You knew exactly what he meant by that tone of voice.

“Remus…” Your sentence disappeared as his lips fell to your jaw and then your neck as he snaked an arm around your waist and pulled you closer. Somehow, you found your voice again. “Stop, Remus, stop, please. I have work to do.”

His response was a loud, irritated groan.

“Who cares about work?” He asked, throwing his arms up and flopping down on the couch, his head in your lap.

“Me!” You responded. He groaned again. You suddenly got an idea and smiled. You stood up, his head falling from your lap to the couch. “Fine. I suppose I’ll just have to go ask Severus for help.”

“You wouldn’t dare.” He said simply, quietly. You raised an eyebrow.

“Clearly you don’t know me very well.” You said, making your way to the door out of the common room. You heard footsteps behind you and arms wrapped around you from behind, pulling you back.

“Get back here.” Remus spoke in your ear, a slight growl to his voice.

“Then let me work!”

“Fine!” He said. “But you don’t need Severus.” You didn’t have to look at his face to know he was looking at you, waiting for your agreement.

“Fine.” You finally agreed. He smiled.

“You’re very beautiful when you’re annoyed.” he said, adding under his breath: “Maybe I should annoy you more often.”

Thump! Thump! Thump!



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This week in ’This is not exactly what you asked and I accidentally deleted your ask my apologies ’ .
Zayn and Liam being cute (or something along those lines i am so sorry i deleted your ask yo).

i know man, I’ll never be able to do zayn justice, i’ve accepted that.