so, my dog has a boyfriend.
every time i let him in the backyard, he runs down to the neighbors’ sliding glass door and stares into it until they let their cocker spaniel charlie out. then they chase each other around and he copies everything charlie does until they wear themselves out and cuddle in the grass. they chew on the same frisbee, lick each other’s faces, and refuse to come in until we retrieve them.
it’s lovely and pure and i am proud.