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concept: otabek and yuri are dating and one day otabek admits to him that he’s polyamorous and yuris cool with it bc as long as bekas happy, he’s happy

“so who else do you like besides me??”
“dont get mad.”
“ok????????”
“.,,, its jj.”
“W̱̝̳H̡̻͙̺̝͗A̯͕͛T̩͓̹͚̻̏̃ͭ”

OF ALL THE PEOPLE BEKA WOULD BE INTERESTED IN ITS JJ WHAT THE FUCK

but he cant say anything bc again, as long as bekas happy then he’s happy, but,,,, what the fuck

so otabek and jj start dating, and the first time all three of them meet jjs like “hope u dont mind sharing your otabeef, princess 👉😎👉” and yuri is ready to kill him but otabek is smiling and hes weak for that so he holds back

but the more the three of them hang out together… the more tolerable jj becomes??? he isnt nearly as obnoxious as he is when theyre in competition and hes actually pretty funny and just as in love with otabek as he is (he knows bc of the way jj looks at him - it feels like looking into a mirror, because thats exactly how he stares at otabek himself)

and jj is actively trying to become better friends with him - he doesnt stop the teasing, but he starts knowing when to back down when he gets too much and yuri can feel the intense hatred he once felt for him die down into a begrudging respect

plus its really fun to talk to him about how adorable otabek is, so, really

a few months later and he can reluctantly say that jj’s become one of his closest friends, but tell anyone that and he’ll kick you with his knife shoes

(ps isabella and jj are still engaged/married and whenever otabek gets Tired of jjs shit she’s the person he’ll call

yuri enjoys watching them rant he thinks its the funniest shit ever)

What should I write?

I have, like, a million WIPs right now and I am not sure what I should focus on. 

So I figured I would ask you folks!

So, these are the options:

1. DJWifi adventure fic, as described here.

2. Ladybug thinks Chat is an underaged stripper due to comical misunderstanding, as described here

3.  Chloe vs Adrien! Fight!  (Chloe and Adrien friendship fic where they fight over Ladybug. Currently 2 chapters)

4. Too Close for Comfort (NSFW, currently 2 chapters)

5. Ladybug and Chat Noir are both bi and come out to each other and it is cute.

6. A bunch of drabble requests, generally awkward NSFW.

7. Gay Chicken AU (Ninoir)

But yeah, let me known which one you would like to see and I will try to focus on that one. I want to write all of these eventually but my mind is in Dragon Age Inquisition land, so my focus is limited. 

  • a person with perfect vision: oh my god! it'd be so! cool! to like see through walls! x-ray vision! heat-sensory vision, too!
  • me, who has worn glasses since the age of six and is 97% legally blind: all i ask...is to be able to know if that's anastasia the lost princess of russia, an australian wombat, or a ceiling fan...

anonymous asked:

I find it so funny that people are still insisting Harry loved the band when all of his solo stuff revolves around his rebrand (AM shoot, Dunkirk), rebirth (water imagery) & newfound freedom (eagle tattoo, yacht). It's all about how he was trapped in his boyband image & now he's got rid of 1d & can be himself & free & shit. He's shitting on the band & the boys all over, dismissing them as a bad phase in his life. How can people be so wilfully blind to this?

LITERALLY i know like im sure all of them kind of wanted out y’know but harry literally forgot about them

It’s been fifteen days now. Over two weeks and that kiss is still playing on an endless loop in my mind. The scene that simultaneously filled me with joy and dread, and I was thinking I’m never going to recapture that moment.

That moment of wordless jubilation, of elated vindication that had me literally throwing my arms in the air and yelling. Followed by the relentless slump into despair when Patsy’s words really registered.

What magic do these characters have that part of my life would honestly be shattered if they don’t return in the next series?

How am I, an otherwise rational human being, so enamoured of a pair of fictional vintage nurses that my life would be different without them? A small Welsh one especially.

I am irrevocable changed because of Patsy and Delia. Just thought you all ought to know.

i dnt really have bi only headcanons bc i think thats bullshit a lot of the time and the only chara whos not canonly bi that im super attached to as being written as bi is fucking steve rogers (like come on ppl have been yelling bisexual steve for Years let them have that one) but i am partial towards temari and shikamaru being Bi Icons but i also like them being gay too i guess i had nothing to say in this post huh

anonymous asked:

First for Hijikata, Okita and Saito, then the baka trio. Are you tits or ass men?

Note: I can only answer one set of three at a time. Please send each set in a separate ask.


Hijikata raises his eyebrows, apparently disarmed, but recovers quickly. “It really depends,” he says, and Saito frowns in confusion at his answer, as if trying to decipher the meaning of the question. “Different women are different kinds of attractive. How am I supposed to say I like one thing about all of them?”

Saito’s eyes widen as the beginnings of comprehension dawn on his features, and he turns steadily redder, but Okita is the next to speak. “I don’t pay attention to things like that,” he says, shrugging. “All female bodies have the same parts, just like all male bodies, and that’s kinda boring. So if I’m looking at a stranger, I honestly think their posture is more interesting, since it’s unique.” He smiles faintly. “You can learn a lot from the way someone carries themselves. I first learned to watch for it because it’s handy in a fight, but it has its other uses too… like figuring out if someone’s a crossdresser.”

There is a long pause before Saito (by now crimson) finally adds his opinion, though he clears his throat and looks away before speaking. “You’re asking… which of those two physical attributes are more attractive on a woman?” he clarifies, fidgeting uncomfortably—perhaps realizing how obvious it sounds when spoken aloud. “I don’t know how to answer, because I don’t notice that kind of thing. I pay more attention to faces, and my observations are strictly objective.”

biacrazy67  asked:

Are you going to draw the fursonas/furry ocs that were already sent? (cuz I said to my friend that you were doing it the day you said it ewe it's just a dude :v I dun wanna look like I'm forcing you ;-; welp have fun drawing them -w-b)

Yeah I am drawing them. I haven’t even finished the first one sent to me so. Patience~ no worries. I’m getting to them~ I’ve been a busy busy person.💙

Omg weddings are expensive even if they aren’t your own 😳😩

We have 4 friends getting married this year. (I think we started a trend) Cole is in three of them and I am in one. But even though I’m not in the 3 Cole is in, because I’m his wife I get included in all the festivities, like showers and bachelorette parties. And it’s really starting to add up lol. Don’t get me wrong, I love being included and people paid this money to celebrate my wedding so I don’t mind. But when it’s 4 in one year lol 😰We just got done with a wedding last weekend, and now I just got invited to a Bach party next weekend.

I’m gonna need a promotion or to start working some OT to afford all this!

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year 2016 & bts

I’m surprised that some people still refer to Yuri on Ice’s content as ‘yaoi fanservice’?

Like, I get that all the butt shots and Victor’s need to get naked every episode are fanservice of some form, but Victor and Yuuri’s relationship just isn’t.

Or, if you think it is, then just tell me: when do interactions between two characters of the same sex stop being ‘fanservice’ and start being a canonical relationship?

Like, seriously how much further do they have to go for you to realize that they’re *gasp* gay for each other?

I mean, what are you expecting? The things we see in straight couples? Like, Idk, maybe physical closeness? Hugs? Holding hands? Touching foreheads? Public declarations of love? The desire to seduce/be seduced by your partner? Mental support? The desire to help someone find confidence in their skills? The desire to know someone better but also the tact of knowing not to push too far? The act of understanding love thanks to one very specific person? The act of dedicating your best work to one specific person? The act of always being there for one specific person?

Come now, you must be dreaming, no pair of two characters of the same sex could get that sort of development.

Oh wait. They already did.

Tell me one more time that Yuri on Ice offers nothing but yaoi fanservice. I double freaking dare you.