me in junior high: oh man, i sure am obsessed with this girl and think about her multiple times a day. It's definitely because we are academic rivals and in all the same classes, and i follow her around and randomly IM her because i want to disrupt her study schedule and give myself an edge. this is completely logical behavior and in no way reminiscent of a repressed and kinda unhealthy crush. i just want to get better grades than her. yes.